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>>39481812
> >1. Are you fat?
No
> >2. How often do you eat fast food?
3-4 times a week
> >3. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Rarely
> >4. Alcoholic?
No
> >5. Do you drink soda or eat candy?
Drink soda sometimes, usually just because it's free at work
> >6. Physical disability (spine, joints, heart) or chronic conditions (lungs, bowels, nerves, muscles)?
Not that I know of, I have flat feet so it hurts to walk for a long time
> >7. Diabetes?
No
> >8. High blood pressure, bad cholesterol, heart palpitations/arrhythmia, ect. ?
Extremely low blood pressure
> >9. Do you get diarrhea, constipation, or blood/hemorrhoids?
Diarrhea sometimes but I think it's because I'm kinda lactose intolerant or something
> >10. Do you keep yourself clean (shower, shave, floss, trim fingernails)?
Yes
> >11. Diet poor in vitamins/minerals?
Idk probably

> if you're unhealthy do you see yourself getting healthy in the future?
I want to try to get /fit/. I have pretty bad acne, so that's not healthy.

>>39481812
>>1. Are you fat?
no
>>2. How often do you eat fast food?
once or twice a week
>>3. Do you smoke cigarettes?
no
>>4. Alcoholic?
not yet but I'm drinking morethan I uses to
>>5. Do you drink soda or eat candy?
yes but trying to cut down on it. Mixed results so far.
>>6. Physical disability (spine, joints, heart) or chronic conditions (lungs, bowels, nerves, muscles)?
Allergies and nosebleeds
>>7. Diabetes?
no
>>8. High blood pressure, bad cholesterol, heart palpitations/arrhythmia, ect. ?
no
>>9. Do you get diarrhea, constipation, or blood/hemorrhoids?
no
>>10. Do you keep yourself clean (shower, shave, floss, trim fingernails)?
i don't floss or brush as much as i should
>>11. Diet poor in vitamins/minerals?
probably
>if you're unhealthy do you see yourself getting healthy in the future?
I see bit of improvement. I'm trying to stick to water exclusively as a drink but I also want to gain some muscle since I'm a skeleton. Like I said results are slow/mixed.

>1. Are you fat?
I'm thin but got an inch of body fat
>2. How often do you eat fast food?
Use to be once a month but it's been getting more and more
>3. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Been thinking about it, so I can kill myself quicker
>4. Alcoholic?
I drink when ever I'm sad, which is alot
>5. Do you drink soda or eat candy?
Soda yes, candy no
>6. Physical disability (spine, joints, heart) or chronic conditions (lungs, bowels, nerves, muscles)?
No
>7. Diabetes?
no
>8. High blood pressure, bad cholesterol, heart palpitations/arrhythmia, ect. ?
no
>9. Do you get diarrhea, constipation, or blood/hemorrhoids?
from unrelated stuff yes
>10. Do you keep yourself clean (shower, shave, floss, trim fingernails)?
Yes but I feel I can do better
>11. Diet poor in vitamins/minerals?
Lack of vitamin D

>>39481811
That face when chasing down a girl who bumped into you at burger king.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdYuonWjIBA&index=3

>>39481811
>normie meme YouTuber
r/4chan is calling

>>39481811
i like joji because i actually like the music but filthy frank is reddit trash

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aye, next time and says some shit to you, go in front of him and beat the shit out of him, no words, no angry face, just you, beating him.

If he bullies you physically, don't even tolerate a push

godspeed anon

>>39481796
>smaller and weaker
I don't think this would end well for you unless you know some secret karate moves to neutralize his attacks or something

>>39481903
It's harder for me to be mean to people who I hung out with and plus he's so weak and frail it just seems so weird to me

>>39481926
No he's smaller and weaker than me I'm 6'0 and like 200 pounds and he's like 5'4 and 140 he's really pushing my buttons even though I'm much bigger than he is and a lot more coordinated too I'm not sure what his end game is

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He is a failed normie in Community. Abed is a robot. Troy is a fucking Chad. Fuck him.

>>39481848

>Abed = robot
>Jeff = failed normie
>Troy = Tyrone
>Dean = trap poster
>Britta = feminism posting "fembot"
>Annie = QT who only wants Chad
>Pierce = /pol/

I don't know about the rest though.

>>39482036
>Starburns = /mu/.
Chang = /b/.

>>39481765
>used to fuck this fat girl
>her vagina reeked of ketchup chips
>literally can't eat lays ketchup chips anymore without gagging
I should have been gay

>>39481765
Give her some zinc supplements ya dingus
yaknow, "take zinc and don't stink"
It will halp I'm sure

It's a sweaty hole between the legs right next to the anus. It's not going to smell like daisies anon

>>39481763
do you really think you can just tell me what to do? i wont do shit you faggot

>>39481763
racist shitter

>>39481763
>White bots get in
I'm Indian ama

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Going out this Friday with crush because he invited me out.
Omw to being a real human bean here lads.

i'm straight, it felt like taking a shit getting pegged. i got my dick wet first.

>>39481804
>i'm straight, it felt like taking a shit getting pegged. i got my dick wet first.
You don't have to be like this

>>39481641
What the fuck is this unsettling hint at a hell of a life story in your post. Take your shit thread and leAVE

My heart is about to explode out of my chest. Am i lucky? I didnt get beheaded in a cartel pit in Mexico. Yes i am lucky. Am i miserable? I have suffered every second of my existence. Yes i am miserable. I am one lucky son of a bitch. Lets celebrate my luck while crying for my miseries.

>>39481641
have a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V1g-lDc6_E

>>39481620
I like blonde hair aesthetically, but most blonde women are annoying stacies.

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it's not the colour that matters, it's how the hair compliments the face.

dat outfit tho

s-sauce?

I have plenty of friends but you can't fix natural ugliness.

I should be like george from seinfeld when he went opposite george. every instinct he had was wrong so he did the opposite of what he would normally do and got mad puss.

>>39481608
I assure you anon, there are guys waaay uglier than you that gets laid on the daily.

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>tfw can't even manage to keep online friends
Shit makes me sad but it's not like I can do much now. Honestly if you haven't made any good online friends by now, having spent a lot of your time online, there probably isn't much hope

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>>39481554
People on internet are uninteresting monkey.
Interesting and worthy people are outside.
You don't miss anything.

>>39481699
lets try, anon
contact?

>>39481537
>>tfw you sucked your little brother's dick and now he wants you to suck his dick all the time- 0 post shown.
Dumb sissy white boi.

Are you his older sister or

>>3948153
>Takamura Mei
>D.S. -Dal Segno-
Holy fuck, there have already been a ton of Da Capo VNs but they just keep coming up with more.

I don't have any comfy to share at the moment, but I'll give you a bump because these are my favourite threads

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>>39481585
Thanks, mein neger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovcnIPL-CWs

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>>39481492
I kinda want to try life in an RV. Has anyone else experienced that?

Went to a big RV show with my dad and they all looked so comfy.

I would really like to believe that nobody does this, so could you just tell me that this thread is a meme so I can sleep easily?

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>>39481475
I just did it. Sorry to burst your bubble

>>39481458
thats a really nice frame, i love it when anime gets expressive and cartoony like that. What show is that?

>>39481447
My mommy left when I was a bab, I just want a kind sweet gf to take care of me now

>>39481447
I don't hate women. I couldn't care less about them.

>>39481447
>why do you robots hate girls so much if you've never actually talked to one before?

Anons who hate women on /r9k/ are not robots, just beta normies. Unfortunately they will not leave and post their women and chad hate everywhere. Robots couldn't possibly care about those two entities, they are as foreign to us as ice is to the sun. But they're normies and we're robots so we can't do anything about it.