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I'm an Asian female and I'm pregnant with a halfie baby. How do I make sure I don't end up with an autismo slutbag? Seriously tho

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I HAVE FUCKING JUNGLE FEVER TO THE EXTREME DEGREE

IM ABOUT TO LOOK FOR A BLACK ESCORT

I CANT

FUCKING HOLD BACK ANYMORE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
IS THIS SHIT
EVEN
FUCKING HAPPENING TO ME
HOW DO I CURE
MY BLACK
FEVER!!!!!!!

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>tfw got a girlfriend by using a fake personality and emotions

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>Be me in 2013
>20 yo, still virgin
>Meet a cutie brunette same age as me living in my city
>We start talking and eating together by the weeks passing
>Still her friend
>Suddenly an overdose almost kill me
>Can't swallow, walk, stand tall or talk properly, also sometimes I white out
>We still see each other
>It's fucking horrible staying with her in these condition, still she wants to eat with me even if my hands shakes and can't swallow
>Eventually recover
>Find the ball to confess because fuck it, I escaped hell
>She feel the same
>Start meeting more often
>She even bleaches her hair red since she knew I liked redheads
>Hot sex basically everyday and in public places sometimes
>Feelsgreat.jpg
>It's not only about sex, at least for me
>She leaves
>Trite.jpg
>Can't contact her since my cell and my pc are broken
>Months after I can affore cell and pc
>Her fb is full of status longing for me and pics of cutting herself
>Fuckinghell.jpg
>Immediately text her to know how she's doing
>She is relieved, but while we are texting she say I've become scary
>"Why?"
>"You're not using smiles"
>"It's my way of texting, anyway I wanna visit you, I'll take train and bus"
>"It's not really necessary"
>I feel something changed since we texted, so I wanna meet her in her city in order to see what
>Arrive at the bus stop by train but no bus
>Go full autistic and start walking in the road to reach her
>Eventally find a mini-truck carrying woods with a man headed to her city. He carries me and we have a nice normie chatting
>When I thank him for the ride at the end he says "Remember: always loving, always living together, always getting laid, never marry each other"
>Reach her house
>Meet her
>She can't look in my eyes even when we're kissing
>We watch a funny movie
>While I'm leaving her block with her to accompany me I ask why she doesn't look into my eyes
>"Because we're no more a couple".

Smile.

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IS HE ONE OF US? IS HE A ROBOT OR WHAT GUYS HES AN ANIMAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eM0tWVynnQ

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I want to share this picture with you guys

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What instrument do you play? For how long? What are you favorite songs to play on it (links appreciated)? Tell stories if we want to be /comfy/

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Getting head from a dude, how do I stay hard? Literally have no attraction towards men but a lot of fags are asking to gag on my cock. What do?

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>tf there are people I don't know in my house right now.
I can't fucking leave my room

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>Accidentally squirt on my friend's feet while we were masturbating together in the locker room

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>tfw no fembot gf
>we'll never work on improving ourselves together
>I'll never get to subject her to my attempts at cooking
>we'll never get to decorate our living area for all the various holidays/times of the year
>we'll never get to go hiking together
>or go catch a sci-fi movie
>or play a mix of modern and old games
>or go to an arcade together
>or cozy up on a couch and watch anime
>we'll never do incredibly lewd things after watching lewd anime
>she'll never bake us both cookies
>we'll never get to raise a dog together
>we won't ever exchange christmas presents
>I'll never get to care for her when she's sick
>she'll never cuddle me when it's raining and cold outside

I'm not even mad anymore, only defeated. Why must life make me suffer? It isn't right...

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>move into new room in uni
>get letter in mail
>open it
>turns out its addressed to the previous tenant
>its a debit card
>dont want to get in trouble
>try to return to sender
>already threw away the envelope so cant return to sender

can i just throw it in the trash? or do i have to buy a new envelope and stamp and send it back?

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Another one of these threads.

So I dropped my phone when it was at 26%
I picked it back up and it wouldn't turn on. I plugged it in and I got the battery icon with the red charge, which is usually what happens when it's completely drained but is starting the charging process.
Then the white screen with the black apple logo that appears right before it goes to the desktop comes on. But then it goes to black. Then back to the battery charge icon. Then back to the Apple logo. Then black again.

This only happens when it is plugged in. When it is not plugged in nothing happens.

I've heard of phones dying and people cannot recover the files they had on them.

I am hoping though that the fact that pic related comes up is a good sign that it is just a battery connector issue, and the files on my phone can be recovered. Please share any insight you might have on that.

Anyway, I'm not sure the Apple store is the best place to take the phone for this.

Where should I take it?

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What's it like to be wanted?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s6zTF1yR9L

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>ask how not to be beta
>they give me a list of shit i already do
EVERY FUCKING TIME