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good frog

Did trump really win? If you kill your enemies they win so Hillary actually won because she didn't win the election. Stay mad drumpfkins

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>>38160611
Typical Libtard...

Thought you were sucking a cock in the photo, very disappointed.

You're not receding at all you paranoid teenager. You should worry about your filthy fingernails instead.

>>38160555
Damn I work in construction and I didn't even notice how gross they were...imma clip them right now

>>38160473
wtf I have a brother? Why did you only wait till now to tell me?

>>38160473
with a little initiative my bro got a job offer on the spot, no need for an online application. If only I could shake hands as firmly as my bro

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>>38160503
You weren't ready for such a firm handshake

She died from a heroin OD... I'd say it's tragic but it really isnt

>>38160424
She ODed

she got poz'd by a nigger

>>38160420
Liquid calories is the key.

Drink calorie dense shakes (shit like peanut butter, protein powder, whole milk) and keep eating until you are physically unable to. You're gonna make it.

>>38160420
how does a poorfag gain weight. I don't know what to get that's cheap but will help me put on weight

>>38160568
My first week I tried Red Robin blue ribbon burgers and fries. It's like 10 bucks for the basket and has 1800 calories. It's good if you're used to 1 meal a day

>origianloi bump

>>38160733
sb bumpbp bump

>tfw banned
what now

place what bets?

>>38160447
>place what bets?
who do you think will win?

what is the source on this pic?

>>38160373
>get gassed like a jude after dropping a xanax
>comfy as fuck
>feel all four teeth being broken and extracted but can't feel literally any pain
>trip comfy balls but don't lose consciousness
>get home and pass the fuck out
>jaw doesn't open fully for a couple days complicating the act of eating

Would do again desu the only problem qas that you have to avoid swallowing liquids a particular way to keep the stitches intact

>>38160373
You have to tell them that you want laughing gas and that you don't want to be put under.
Get super comfy, high , and numb. My doctor showed me my tooth he had to crack to take out and I was happy as could be.
Also bring an iPod, I was stoned on laughing gas listening to Neutral Milk Hotel, it was great.

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>>38160521
man you americans.. why do you get laughing gas? is it because you get like 100 teeth taken out at once?

i had one wisdom teeth extracted with local anaesthesia only

>>38160359
how much of a dumb poorfag can you be
BULK
DISCOUNT

>>38160800
I only need toilet paper for 2 more weeks. Anything more I would have to throw out.

>>38161045
... Why would you throw out perfectly good toilet paper? Are you going onnabase?

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Is that image supposed to be impressive? You look small for someone who's 200 lbs

How would you feel if you discovered that you were just chemically castrated without your knowledge and/or consent?

>>38160386
well could be lean muscle as it's denser and thus heavier than fat

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Ok we'll stop Mr. Grouchy Grinch :)
Jk no we won't :O

why are normies so easily entertained by loud spectacles?

>>38160406
Yes I wonder this as well my dear companion. Which sensibility, if it can be said that the average "normal" has sensibilities at all, and if it is the case that the norm is for them not to, as I suspect, to those rare mavericks whomst do, in fact, possess them, does silly lights and patterns appeal to? Truly not one that a dignified thinking man can identify with. Indeed, a man of our caliber would spend his nights at the opera with his, respectable and well-bred, of course, romantic prospect, or attending a lecture on art, philosophy, or science, presented by one of the finest minds on the planet. Perhaps even a night in with a glass of wine, chopin and deep introspection, if one feels the need to retire from the hustle and bustle. How can one engage in intellectual discourse given the abrasive noise of the usual "festivities" that the normals engage in? How can one analyze the subtle beauty that can be found in the intricate display of light and sound when it is gone in a flash and drowned out immediately by the next? It truly baffles one's mind, and perhaps one's metaphorical soul.

sorry waggie but this is america

God damn it feels so good being a neet

>>38160263
calm down autist, my dogs can handle fireworks better than you pussy.

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No one cared who I was until I shook the hand.

>>38160450
that's a firm handshake

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>>38160450
If I shook your hand, would I get the job?

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>>38160185
I've always wondered if it would work to post from a McLards wifi

>>38160185
Change the mac address before restarting

>>38160211
Yes, it does.

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>>38160185
>I've reset my modem a couple of times and still can't get past the ban. What do?
...how are you posting then?

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>>38160076
>you all deserve to suffer immensely and die
*I* am actually an immensely brave truthseeker and freethinker, but the rest of you definitely do

>>38160076
Deserving is delusional, you wish for it, but only the will of yourself and others make it happen.

>>38160310

This piece of shit clown low life should die