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Guys I need help I'm pannicking I wrote this on a thread so copy paste pasta
The nice lady told me she'd call me monday for a follow up on my background check. Mind u i have nothing on record so no worries. Well she hasn't called its tuesday. She was on vacation till sunday. I'm gettint scared guys. I need this job.
I know she got it because the website she used to get it said its ready to be viewed. I'm scared she'll give the job to someone else. Its starbucks btw. The interview went great. She told me to sign things and get a background check. I'm really worried. I called monday and today. She wasn't "available." I'm calling again tomorrow again since an employee said "she is only available 4:30 to 10 am. What do I do?
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>Did you shake her hand, son?
Did you shake her hand, son?
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>>38161429
Yes i did shake her hand wtf
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>>38161409
she starts at 4:30 am? that really shows initiative. maybe you needed a firmer handshake. practice makes perfect champ.
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>"So anon, what's your favorite color?"
What the fuck is this? Is this what goes on in the """"neurotypical""''" head? What the fuck does is the even mean?
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>>38161398
It's pretty open ended. It could be the color you most like wearing, the color you decorate your room, whatever color you like for whatever reason. For me it's black and pink.
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>>38161398
I don't see the problem, it's a pretty straightforward question desu
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>>38161424
good choices cutie
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FUCKING NORMIES WITH THEIR FUCKING GAY NOISY FIREWORKS!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANNA KILL THEM ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38161396
yep and theres nothing patriotic about shooting off explosions made by 50 sweaty kid chinks in an underground factory in guangzhou.
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>hear voices
>look around
>it wasn't from someone nearby
SMHOMFGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38161415
you're retarded my main man
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>tfw no cute girl or skinny hairless girly guy to lie in the bath with while watching anime together.
why must I be alone and never have lewd things happen ;_____________;
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>being bi
pick a side or else
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>while watching anime together
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>>38161439
w-well what else are we going to do in the bath?
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Things that annoy you about Americans 2017-07-05 03:00:45 Post No.38161310
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Things that annoy you about Americans
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>when they call porridge oatmeal
>when they call biscuits cookies
>when they call crisps chips
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>>38161310
they lack initiative. the unemployment rate is high because nobody goes up to the manager to give him a firm handshake
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>when they call niggers human
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Those are such minor things the only thing I hate about the British is how they are letting in a fuckload of non-whites. Everything else about you is pretty cool.
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I just fapped to tranny videos for the first time.
ask me anything
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how does it feel to be a degenerate
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>>38161423
I feel kinda bad to be honest
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>>38161492
you shouldn't continue unless you want to end up like the boipucci fags on this board
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altRight flappyBird questions 2017-07-05 02:59:16 Post No.38161277
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altRight flappyBird questions
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2017-07-05 02:59:16
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Hey senpai,
have any of you guys tried out 'pepeBird' on the play store? How does this shitt not get banned for being alt-right/ nazi propaganda??
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.werebmooc.pepeBird
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this gam is hard
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is it free? desu
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>>38161392
its free, i just downloaded it pham
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>tfw no north korean bf
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>tfw no thorn corona gf
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>tfw no shrine maiden bf with qt butt to impregnate
I'm seriously thinking of just ending myself already. I can't take this torture much longer...
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Every single motherfucking day i see this exact same thread for as long as I can remember. How fucking long is this shit going to go on for? When are you going to get tired of doing this every single god forsaken fucking day? What's the meaning or point to this? Do you not have any notable spice to your life and the only respite you get is coming onto this shitty board and posting this? It's not like anyone really notices this shit anymore. Every day when I scroll through, my eyes just filter your shitty post. Please for the love of god, just explain why you continue to make these stupid posts.
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How do you find a nice, conservative, pure virgin girlfriend?
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drink alchohol
your life will change
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>>38161203
your best bet is to meet her at work champ. girls love a guy who can give a firm handshake
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Be Chad.
Obviously not original.
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>it's an ugly fat girl wants Anons dick and anon is too autistic to reject them properly without ignoring them episode
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>>38161194
>my life story in a nutshell
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>somebody wanting my dick
Good joke
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I'm a fat ugly girl and that's how I lost my virginity. I nagged a shy, submissive boy to fuck me until he gave in.
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How did this piece of crap get so popular?
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From what I can tell it's similar to other popular games (DayZ, arma, h1z1) but doesn't control and play like complete ass
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>>38161190
doesn't look that bad from the streams I've watched. I really love day-z/battle royale type games so maybe that's why. Only if day-z wasn't so shitty and waiting for a patch for that game would be like waiting for half life 3.
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While it's not the best game ever made, it's definitely the best game of its kind. This genre also happens to be extremely popular nowadays.
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I don't want to be a virgin anymore 2017-07-05 02:54:42 Post No.38161182
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I don't want to be a virgin anymore
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>be 34
>annual income excluding capital gains: 110k
>own my car
>own an apartment
>net worth of $3.1 million
>stuck in biglaw working 60 hour weeks
I would leave biglaw if I had a gf. I could lateral to something else and find a gov or inhouse position but instead I have nothing better to do than work in biglaw. I'm drunk, alone (like always), friendless, and have no gf.
I will probably die alone and my assets will go to my repulsive family members. Fuck this world.
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>>38161182
Better than me ._.
> no friends
> no gf
> spending entire summer in poorfag college apartment
> alone
> literally in my room with doors shut 24/7
> working 40 hour weeks for $10/hr
> eat very little because poorfag college student
> always hungry
> everyone's out with family enjoying summer
> I'm slaving away
> living alone
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You could always donate to a homeless robot who can't get a job or neetbux at my PayPal [email protected]
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Just put your tax return on tinder and make your choice of which 18-25 year old to hang from your arm, and get a good jew to write your will so your money can go toward funding a really good hentai or something. Easy. You have it almost as easy as a woman or a gay.
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My life is going down.
I'm with someone who is emotionally abusive. All my friends left me, and most of them used me. my parents ignore me. I'm working a dead end job and I'm a brainlet. I don't think I should try anymore.
I'm feeling worthless and I'm starting to hear voices. I think after I see my favorite band live I'll end it. https://youtu.be/49Gz0Jfp-jI
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>>38161164
DON'T! think of all the people that would miss you!
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Drop the piece of garbage you're dating, they don't deserve you, if your friends left you, it just means it's time to find better ones, do something amazing and show your parents how badass you are, go to a technical school to get a better job, and show off to cuter girls and live a better life with more money, and I honestly doubt you're a literal brainlet, go fuck the world up m8
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you obviously know what needs to be done but are lacking the courage and motivation to do it.
how can anyone help? legit question.
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>Oh *handshakes* I'm sorry
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>>38161138
why must the memes mutate? all I ever wanted was a firm handshake and the satisfaction of a hard day's work
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>>38161138
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us to not be ashamed of our handshakes, specially since they're so firm an' all...
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>>38161138
Yeah I see that, your daddy handshake you good advice.
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My father was black and my mother was half indian/half irish. What am I supposed to identify myself as?
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>>38161059
shit
oringinm
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>>38161059
A filthy mongrel
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Whites won't give a fuck about it. They'll be salty if you're not any other than the inbred atrocity that came from your mother and your brother's lack of basic morals.
Love yourself and your parents, do things to make them feel proud and yourself happt, and listen no fool.