So why haven't you taken the girly pill yet? The clock's a ticking!
>big sagging grandpa balls
>lay down under covers
>pinch my sack and jiggle my grandpa balls
Yeah, I do this all the time. Is a good feeling. I will say, the one benefit to having a gf is having her just play with your balls in a nonsexual way. Like when your mom rubs your back or scratches your head.
That feel when death is the cessation of consciousness
>that feel when this shouldn't scare us, but should inspire us to have the most good experiences while we still have the capacity to have experiences because death means your brain(your mind) dies and starts rotting
>if life sucks for you at least you'll stop experiencing it forever eventually
are suicide attempts by using pills typically "crys for help", what about shotgun or rifle are those crys for help?
>ywn have a emma watson clone gf
> Be me, 18
> Recently snagged my first official job at a smoothie joint
> Went in to finalize paperwork today
>Filled out the forms and handed them to the manager
> She hands me a uniform t-shirt
> "Alright Anon. Be here at 10:00 tomorrow for your orientation."
>I thank her kindly and head out
> I'm driving home, feeling positive.
> tfw finally ascending from NEET status
> I get home, it hasn't even been 20 minutes since I left the place.
> I get a call on my phone, it's the place.
> It's the manager, and she sounds annoyed.
> She says I'll have to call back on Monday
> My positivity is immediately shattered
> This whole situation is oddly stressful
>you will never have your dick squeezed by a japanese qt
Has it ever come in handy?
>School goes to Zoo
>Guy comes out with Bird
>I CANNOT BE CONTAINED
>Go up on stage and start educating the Zoologist about birds.
>He actually stands there baffled how this ten year old knows so much about birds
>Teacher comes up and pulls me off the stage
>Never got to pet the hawk
>be 8 or 9
>nigger neighbor kid comes over
>we are watching golf with our parents
>the nigger sees a white golfer and thinks every golfer is tiger woods
>asks if he's tiger woods
>I say no, about to say because tiger woods is black not white
>instead say because tiger woods only wears red shirts and he was wearing blue
how 2 maek frens
>make a friend on /r9k/
>it's pretty stressful and overthink every interaction while trying to be interesting/funny and most likely failing
I-I think I was better off alone but I don't wanna be the ghost ;_;
I feel pathetic. I have the number of a girl who I am 90% sure is/was into me, but we haven't talked in like 2 weeks and I am beyond beta to start a convo. Anyone know this feel or have any outs to this situation?
No this is wrong. It doesn't matter how much a girl likes you. In human society, men must initiate conversation with the girl. Girls will give out subtle hints that they think you will understand (men don't understand 95 present of the time). If you don't go up to her/text her first, then she will take it as you not having interest.
>asked autism aide to bring me spaghettios with meatballs for dinner
>she brought spaghettios without meatballs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY CAN'T ANIME BE REAL??? WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET ASSIGNED A QT WAIFU LIKE IN KOI TO USO??
Life would be so much easier
That's why it's called escapism. Don't over indulge or you'll end up a suicidal depressed mess like me.
>am a virgin
>want to date/marry the most degenerate, debauched woman I can find
Anyone else know this feel?
>finally watched all 80 tabs of porn
>Still have 22 tabs of stupid shit
Today was a good day.
>hit a fagit ?
>nah he is not