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Little dicked black bois lmao
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Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia is 169 cm, what is your excuse? Even if you are short you can become one of the mightiest persons in the world.

Quit whining manlets. Stand up for yourselves and forge your own destiny!
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look at this shitty netflix show kek

an autist with those looks will never find a gf or love, he will be alone all his life until he kill himself

fucking normies
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I'm going to a prostitute for the first time in my life. Should I tell her that I'm a virgin?
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Yes, she will be able to help you along if you are honest. She's also getting paid so she won't laugh in your face when you tell her.
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She will know when she sees you
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She'll notice in about four seconds anyway. If she's any good it'll just make it a better experience to inform her.

Are there any fembots here? How are your lives? What do you do for living? Share your recent feels.
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Gods she is just as normalfaggoty as a female could get. Fucking hell man.now i regret masturbating to the thought of her fat milf ass. Not only does she swear,she smokes and is a fucking bitch. Hot damn i fucking hate her so damn much. Idk why she even hangs out around here. She could literaly go to her house but no,she has to sleep her and just fuck up what good vibes i was having. Damn it,fucking white girls are all the same,no matter the age or social standing.
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So should I get a Kekistan tatoo? Yay or nay? ; )
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Why does reddit have to appropriate and fuck up everything made by other people? I don't even feel comfortable saying kek anymore. What am I meant to say? lol? please. And pepe, I haven't posted a pepe as a reaction image in over 6 months. Why did they have to do this?
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jej is still /our word/
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these people are probably worse than liberals tbf

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>July 19, 2017
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>implying you will ever achieve this level of greatness

Thread THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA

POW!!!!!!
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This is probably the most cancerous and retarded song I've ever heard. Now I need to listen to some Allman Brothers to wash my ears.
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Who the fuck draws these? Dude looks like an egyptian hieroglyph.

>i woke up today and went outside to walk for a bit
>Feel the urge to listen to music
>Mfw all the songs' covers turned into sad pepes

What is this sorcery lads ?
Did kek reach to me ? If so, what does he want ?

Please help, i am freaking scared right now.
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>all this meme music
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Why did they all turn into sad pepes ffs ?

Also, judge / bully free thread
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Because you probably have an icon image in your music folder on your phone that's why.

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The marrow of all my bones feel as if they were coated with a sticky black oil
It seeps through my muscle fibers and weighs me down like a wet shirt
Hang me out in the sun until I harden and crack like a marble statue succumbing to the pressure of existence
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Original comment of epic proportions desu

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Don't honk your horn, wagecuck. It is not going to make the already congested traffic go any faster.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT WANT TO WORK
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>>38474140
I don't get the honk horn thing. Isn't the time before work and after called rush hour? So people drive 5-10 over the limit to work and back.. It's the only time you won't get pulled over for speeding. Is honking just for when someone is holding up the pace?

>Tfw shitposting while "working"

You guys should try for a job in a slow comfy office place, literally nothing to do all day long other than playing and shitpostibf while trying to awkwardly fit with the normies.
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The original anon never made a new thread, I'll pick up the slack.

When and if they become a reality, would you consider buying a robowaifu? Why or why not?

Pastebin for more robowaifu resources: https://pastebin.com/7GzuP4X5
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I would not because I would feel too guilty about making a robot live my boring life


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