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TUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

That episode was bad but in a fun way, at least it wasn't "worf goes to the beach and gets angry"

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>>36063370
This. It was stupid but a good laugh, at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBcDEmNDYW8

>>36063287
Congratulations anon
Just remember to be yourself
It sounds cliche but it's actually great advice

>has facebook
You were a normie all along, faggot.

I tried to make a real facebook account but it got disabled after one day and i can't be arsed sending them any information to try and get it back

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please send me any degenerate weeb game i am happy to take any thank you xoxo

/id/greygods

>>36063163
Can you please buy me The Binding Of Isaac Aftebirth +?
I will be your friend forever if you do it
My steam account is Pancho Pistolas

>>36063163
taking money from a NEET is like stealing from a cancer patient

it feels very yucky.

>>36063148
So you're a pathetic fucking faggot? Cool

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Aidoru

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Day9, my one true hero and role model.

Depends if your gf if flirtatious or not

one of my main fantasies is to be lounging around with my GF and she either plays with dick with her feet or holds onto my balls and just holds them while we cuddle.

>>36063121
no but what ur supposed to do is randomly dry hump her whenever she does stuff then she will grab ur dick later. its not a unspoken langauge u just fuck with her every day to get what u want

reminds me of this kid at LAN, he was the notorious rager. he called everyone for cheats, especially our best players.

we never let him scrim in our tournaments because he raged so much and so hard, even though he had exceptionally good aim and decent Counter-Strike IQ.

>>36063106
>having friends
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NORMALFAGGOT PIECE OF ABSOLUTE SHIT

>>36063067
I got a VACban once Because the enemies were cheating

>>36063064
and this is precisely why I have a home gym

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>>36063064
yea, i can verify that this really happens. They also give you wedgies and wet willies.

i cried back home

>>36063064
>let me speak to your manager please
>tell them I'm recovering from anorexia and have only just fond the confidence to go to the gym and I thought their gym would be a welcoming place for people recovering from illness

Get fucked Stacey. Have fun job hunting after being fired for ableism!

>>36063061
>P.S. please don't wish me happy birthday in this thread, it won't make me feel better.
I will anyway; happy birthday, Anon.

On my 21st I ate cake (which I bought) for breakfast while crying and then went to work and ended up crying in the HR office and admitting I wanted to kill myself. So yeah

>>36063061
Man, I envy you...
I absolutely despise my birthday: it's this sort of contrived day where people just feel obligated to say happy birthday to you even though they really don't care.
Plus, I hate receiving gifts, to the point I tell nobody my birthday.
Could we exchange?

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>>36063030

Spanish Server on discord, join.

https://discord.gg/Xkvv5KZ

>>36063030
Do Latinas count?
In highschool I knew a girl who posted here who was half Chilean half Argentine
She was pretty cute too, just somewhat autistic

>>36063099
Yeah, it counts, Is she still here or what?

I don't really understand what you do with it? I am not alpha so how does this benefit me

wow, a Stacy fucked a Chad? shocking

>>36063126
no this is dumb lib Stacey fucks absurdly right wing chad edition

>>36062996
Weren't both histrionic sides pissed over the commercial?

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>>36062996
can someone explain?

i dont speak alt-right cuck-anese

>>36063074
Pepsi came out with a commercial where some Stacey solved an angry protest by giving everyone Pepsi. Everyone online got mad because that excuse was as good as any.

>>36062888
Do you really have anything to lose?

Travel to a country where prostitution is not illegal.

>>36062888
>Prostitution is illegal here.

No point anyway, it'll feel about as meaningful as typing "I love you" into a text-to-speech program.

>>36062877

Don't post that image ever again.

>>36062877
Reported to FSB

>>36062877
Approx twelve

glue someone else feet to the bottom of your feet.

Leg extension machine

>>36062870
Go through puberty.

Or if you've already tried that then you can get some very expensive and painful leg-surgery to add a couple of inches.

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>>36062869
stop shilling these shirts

I run so I can be that cute guy who wears anime shirts everywhere.
Be my friend, OP, we can hold hands

>>36062869
how about you stop and instead do exercises that will increase your butt size, so you can be that cute guy who gets fucked everywhere