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In your most objective opinion, if you want to have casual sex with women over 25, the chances you will get an std are very strong, right?
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Yeah, so why even bother?
Start hitting on anyone 19 and below. Only ones worth going after
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If anyone has sex with they will probably get something pretty harmless like hpv or herpes at some point. Shit people rarely know they have and that condoms don't really prevent. Don't live in fear but also no point taking chances with actual serious shit either
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>>36121326
Why is a boy wearing that shirt?
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Who else here
>above average length
>barely average girth
Makes me want to kill myself everytime some bitch says
>teehee it's less about the length and more about the girth
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>>36121257
>average length
>above average girth
Feels pretty normal really. Most girls don't really care if I've already got them naked.
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>>36121294
>humble bragging on 4chan
>humble bragging on /r9k/
Fuck of you normie fucking shit
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>Average length
>Probably below average girth
Not like I'd use it if it were bigger anyways
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ITT: Your most depressing view on life and human existence 2017-04-08 11:41:48 Post No.36121209
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ITT: Your most depressing view on life and human existence
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>be human
>be happy, pure, innocent child
>have fun, do silly pranks, do forbidden campfires and other stuff
>literally never feel depression, always out thinking about new exiting stuff to do, every day is different and fun
>puberty.exe
>start getting sexual feelings
>suddenly everything is about to have a girlfriend and to look the best in your class
>hormone induced depressive symptoms, anxiety about how you did in school, what you need to do etc
Life is only worthwhile when you act like a child, be like a child.
But nature only intended us to be like that for a very short time.
Everything else after childhood is pure suffering and is intended that way so we can survive, have a drive to be the best and spread or genes.
People who do see this as obsolete and retarded become social outcasts and fall into depression, in the end dying of an hearth attack caused by permanent anxiety/depression induced stress, or suicide.
Man has the power to make it mandatory to delete our urges, we have the power to be urge less, there are pills, other ways.
Imagine a world with the intelligence of an grown up human being, but the clean and curios soul of an child.
Evolution is holding us down, we have to stop it, at least on us.
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>babbys first existential crisis
oh, to be 20 again...
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>>36121246
im 22 and i have an existential crisis since i was fucking 16.
Just because you had this thought once doesn't mean it's now outdated.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36121209
If you take away pussy then everyone will become a neet and society will collapse
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/rsg/ - Regrettful Sniffers General 2017-04-08 11:41:16 Post No.36121199
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/rsg/ - Regrettful Sniffers General
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This is a general for those of us who fell for the BRRAAAPPP meme. I was so into the idea of fart fetishism that it's all I thought about for months straight. I finally got a gf and after a long time asked her to try it.
One whiff completely dismantled any sexual association attached to that nastiness. It doesn't matter how much porn you watch, how many times you've heard a chick fart: It is NOT pleasant when it comes down to smelling it IRL.
Don't fall for the meme. Don't be a "Regrettful Sniffer".
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All porn is evil. I gave it up because I started feeling nauseous every time I orgasmed.
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>>36121199
Should have stuck with sniffing ass bro
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>>36121199
But this post and pic related combined with some dxm and weed makes for a good masturbation session :^)
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What's for dinner robots 04/08
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I made burgers desu
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IDK what you would call this
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I went for sushi. The highlights were:
>Takoyaki
>Ginza roll (salmon, cream cheese, caviar, spicy sauce)
>Salmon sashimi
Fucking love sushi but it's only for a treat. Very pricey.
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Why does everyone call each other faggots here, is everyone here gay?
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You must be new on the internet, normie.
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>>36121154
>Why does everyone call each other faggots here, is everyone here gay?
yes
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>>36121479
hes a faggot dude
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>watching WWE as an adult
Explain yourself.
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>>36121142
I really enjoy watching men in spandex wrestle.
I'm not gay though.
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>>36121142
>giving up your habits and things you enjoy because of an arbitrary number and its meaning to others
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>>36121142
>watching WWE
>ever
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Get on Omegle, put r9k as an interest.
Talk about Cranford Nix, Carissa's Wierd, and tfw no qt3.14 gf.
Or not. Talk about whatever. I'm not your fucking dad.
He's embarrassed by you anyway. I'm not embarrassed by you. I love you and am proud of you for talking to strangers.
The heat death of the universe is coming soon.
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>>36121009
I feel like screencapping is the only way to get these threads traffic
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>>36122092
Is it? This is the first one I've made, but I've seen screencapped ones before
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>>36121009
How does this work? I want to try but muh anxiety
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Hey, Nonny! I brought some Kazoozles, want some?
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>>36120982
fuck off, dumbass frogposter
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senxy ass feet DANG lady ! ! !
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Ms Stone, you're almost 10 years older than me and I live on the other side of the country. Why am I in your backyard and why do I have no memory of getting here?
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>parents are gonna force me to go to community college
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>>36120975
kill your parents its your only hope
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>parents forcing me to wageslave at a retail store
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>>36120975
might you explain why they're doing this. I see some circumstances where it makes sense
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What would 4chan be like if all frogposters and people who typed shit like kek were banned?
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>>36120933
It would be exactly like your favorite website, reddit!
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>>36120997
>It would be exactly like your favorite website, reddit!
epic
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Activity would be dramatically decreased. The end.
Wow what a cool story!
I think everyone who complains about normies being on r9k should be deported to wizchan. They keep using the excuse that wizchan is dead, but if every single one of them moved there, there would be as much activity as there is here.
They won't because they refuse to admit that they want normies to be here so they can shit over them and pretend like they finally have a means to tell the normies what's business at last. The truth is that if it was a normie free zone, the place would be nothing but circkejerk and epic meme shitposting non stop which becomes stale and boring after a week.
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if you could be reborn as one man who would it be?
>brad here
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21-year old Cristiano Ronaldo or Fernando Torres
>good looks
>tons of cash
>a fun job
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Is it bad it's taking me longer than a minute to figure out who I want reborn as
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probably myself because i cant imagine actually being someone else other than a loser
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Why aren't you part of the bisexual master race yet /r9k/?
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I'd say I'm bi but really only a few women are attractive to me in 3d.
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>>36120916
Bisexuals are worse than fags. You fuck other men in the ass and then spread your diseases to the straight population.
All bisexuals should be gassed.
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>>36120990
>implying the straight population shouldn't be wiped out completely
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How do I move away from the desert?
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Pick up an apple instead you fat cunt
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>>36120912
>Go on google
>type in "forest"
>search images
>click first link
>move to that place
it's that easy
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You just need to build up enough money so that once you move where you want to live you can keep yourself alive until you find a job.
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I just finished getting the platinum trophy in persona 5 and now I feel empty again.
Time to wait 6 years for the next persona.
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Persona 5 was too modern for my tastes.
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You're fast anon. I haven't had much time to play. I'm jealous that you already plat.
Congratulations though, nice job
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How? Did you get it early or import it? Skip every scene? I've been playing a shit ton since release and have hardly made a dent.