Why even try when it's all about the looks/face. I had the willpower, got a STEM degree, have a decent dress sense yet in the end it's all in vain because of my dorky face and trash hairline.
>>39020821
You haven't found a job?
Lol, and you still give a fucc?
>>39020833
I have but I quit, I need to develop socially however the company I worked for was too introverted.
Nothing like the /morningcoffee/ to clear the fogginess.
this forced shit was never funny desu
>>39020615
Who's joking? You don't appreciate coffee?
>>39020615
my friend, please, wait until this "cup of joe" is empty, and THEN we may discuss your complaints
>tfw she shoves her feminine penis into my ovulating boipucci
and here we have a prime example of everything wrong with /r9k/
>>39020493
just call it a cock and an ass. we will like you so much better for it.
FUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT LEAVE RETARD
>tfw no qt patootie yandere girl will ever make this list about you
180 degrees and walk out the fucking door.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>39020290
>if I say jump you say "how high princess"
Yea no fuck that kunt
you think that's what you want but you really dont
Don't worry wagies, you'll be back to work in no time edition
>>39020194
>tfw only person to respond to me didn't even mean to
>>39020180
I actually have 30 seconds of my break left, thank you very much
i really want to lick sweaty hairy jap vag
Why don't you guys just try dating black girls?
Black girls are sweet, caring and supportive (if you're white)
Because they're loud, ugly, fat, and masculine. Now fuck off and go count yoUr shekels mr shekelstein
>>39019820
I'm neither white nor black. I want to date someone from my culture so it will be easier to relate with her and if I ever get married, it will be better to raise kids.
Because I like really dark skin.
And black girls with really dark skin are rarely feminine or pretty.
Like 1/5.
ever wish you wer sexually abused?
I'm wondering if I was. I can't remember anything from my first 6-7 years being alive and I have always been really hypersexual.
I remember lying in bed with my baby sitter several times, feeling good and humping her leg/ass when I was 6/7. Its really blurry and hazy so I don't remember much else, but its not even a bad memory honestly, I don't think it fucked my up.
>>39019801
Yet here you are, on r9k.
Really makes you think.
Who here /psychopath/?
>Don't actually love anybody or necessarily care about them
>Don't feel remorse about anything
>Feel superior to most people, and I usually am
>And lots of more things
I once didn't flush the toilet after I pee'd
>told my mum to fuck off when she tried to kiss me
Whats the one called when you like kick goats to death but your still to autistic to try anything with a human?
Okami thread
Discuss anything relating to Okami
>>39019300
l checked your double
Regarded as the most fearsome Imp, tales abound of their evil nature.
The skulls they manipulate are said to be those of human victims.
The act of drawing them is thought to bring doom on one's house.
Exorcising the skulls with the brush before viewing is advised.
If you have no brush, use a finger to draw a slash through them.
>>39019329
Jiro and Saburo are the spirits of a couple who jumped into the sea when their marriage was opposed by their parents
Jiro resembles a hermit crab with a shark head for a shell.
It throws sea urchins to protect Saburo and uses its own hard hide for defense.
Attack repeatedly and the shell should disengage.
>girl says she's really into me
>she flirts with me and acts genuinely interested in me
>next day she doesn't respond to my messages anymore
>only times she responds is a few hours after the original message, with 3 words sentences and then she doesn't respond anymore again
what did i do wrong, please tell me
>>39019141
women flirt for attention most of the time, not because they like you
M-maybe she's just busy OP
She's found something she likes better, I'm sorry to say.
>be me
>highschool gym class
>shirts vs skins basketball
>anon! u go to skins
>FFFUUUUCK
>proceed to take my shirt off
>everyone laughs
>girls walk past
>"hahaha look at anon!"
>mfw my crush laughed too
I wish i could delete that memory
If you were that sensitive about taking your shirt off why did you do it?
>>39019040
Skinny or really fat?
>tfw girls laughed at you and there was a guy with a huge chest cavity in the same class
REEEEEEEEEEEE AT LEAST I'M NOT DEFORMED
>only want Stacy
>wonder why you're alone and unhappy
Why are you guys so ridiculous?
I look forward to this thread getting 300+ replies of two people arguing about semantics
>>39018973
i fucking hate all women tho
What if the blue fag wasn't "attractive" or whatever. That pink bitch would NOT care. Women are not friendly, they're literally the epitome of evil, and quite frankly, I'm convinced they can't even be considered human.
Basically, if this were real, the pink bitch would laugh at him with her friends. You honestly think the pink bitch is gonna be the first to talk to him? No. Fuck no.
Fuck this comic and fuck you, OP.
Was Ted Bundy, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
I don't know, man. Didn't he re-visit the dead bodies just to lay beside them?
>>39018873
Wrong Ted
Ive alway sorta wanted to stab sheela's in their whore faces.
This is something I have never understood...Do women ever just see a really hot guy and want to masturbate to pictures of him? That seems like it doesn't happen that often. But what kind of male body would trigger that desire?
When I see a gif like this, I'm a straight man but even I find this appealing..Would women? Just imagining myself rubbing those muscles, or being wrapped in those big arms, or licking those abs, is kind of hot. Or is this guy a bit too oddly proportioned? What kind of body type do women fap to?
Women aren't nearly as aroused than men from sexually stimulating imagery, this is a well documented fact. They're more aroused by male behaviour, which is why they're more likely to get off to erotica than hardcore porn.
>>39018865
Women don't get aroused for the same reasons men do. It's not about the body for women. It's more about who the guy is and how he makes her feel that makes her fap to him.
>>39018865
>I'm a straight man but even I find this appealing
>I'm a straight man
Have you ever been drunk? Did you ever do anything you regret while in that state?
Exactly how underage is this board?
If you've never done anything you regret whilst drunk you've never drank correctly.
>>39018721
summer is interesting