>tfw no pure, asexual, kind GF
>>36527082
>asexual
>gf
i don't think you understand words correctly
>tfw im herking off to thoughts of my big titted asexual ex GF right now
Thinking about chatting her up for cuddles desu
>>36527171
We can still date and do all that stuff but sexuality isn't really big in the equation if at all. Cute stuff like kisses and hugs, sure, but that'd be it.
Does anything about yourself really change after losing your virginity? Besides the whole not being a virgin anymore.
>>36527078
No, it's like graduating school or something. You can say you did it but you're the same autist you were before
>>36527078
it's nice because as your pumping into her roast all you can think about is the fact you can tell others you're not a virgin. and it's better because now that you realize its not that great you can calm down
>>36527078
That's my favorite episode of South Park
I really felt like I could relate to Stan when he thought everything was shitty, then he became an alcoholic and everything was alright again
Anyone else just freeze up on tinder?
>Download Tinder after starting college
>Get 30 matches in a few weeks
>Get excited at first, but become disappointed after realizing nearly all of my matches are bland and basic as fuck
>Get matched with a QT introvert girl and go on a date with her
>She ghosts me after our date, although at least she took my hugging virginity
>Become depressed as hell and delete the app
I think I'm going to try again this summer.
>>36527071
If I ever match with a normal girl that isn't a ham beast I seem to ruin it somehow.
I show it to my normie friends and they all tell me it's awkward. I can't even conceive of how it's awkward because autism.
There's something to "game" that I simply never learned. It's like the way they say that you we can read Latin but never understand how it was colloquially spoken in Rome. I just don't get it.
t. cyborg
>>36527206
so basically you're a complete and total normie, but you're a faggot
nice blog
>tfw no bf
>tfw guys won't wanna date a trump supporter
>>36526986
OMG PLEASE
THIS IS MY THREAD
>>36526655
Be the father of my children
>>36526986
Good luck, homosexual. Please DON't molest children.
>>36526986
>tfw found a conservative qt /pol/ bf
I wish you luck
"Oh anon you surprised me! I didn't know you were hiding behind that tree. Wait, why do you have rope and a rag reeking of chloroform? And why are you eying me up and down?"
wat do?
>>36526976
I'm going to hang myself right here and now
But before I kick the chair I'm gonna knock myself out with the CForm cause I'm a huge pussy
That's all
Don't call the cops lol I'd be soooOOOooo mad
>>36526976
tfw I have this photo in my porn folder
>>36527085
>tfw I want to find a bare assed hottie out in the woods, point a gun in his direction, tie him up and then have my way with home for days on end
ciara is looking good today :3
wiat a sec
>>36526971
I really hope thats not supposed to be a femail
That's Finn Wolfhard from the hit Netflix show Stranger Things.
How do you guys get over your oneitis?
I have another "hang out" with her tommorow and i can't say no.
>>36526967
Just do what I did OP
>ask her out and make it clear you don't want to be friends
>when she says no just stop hanging out with her
>>36526994
this is pretty good
force her to be direct so you can't perform mental gymnastics to explain why you still have a shot when you really don't
other option is to blow her off and cut all all ALL contact with her
>>36526967
Just say fucking no, you fucking piece of shit.
Okay but really. Cut it out.
Any other advice is superfluous. Just don't go. Learn to say no. You don't need to give an explaination. Girls ain't shit.
>tfw when you don't fit in at parties
kys faglord lolelellelelelelle also i aged
I don't fit in anywhere.
I've never felt a connection with another person.
I've never felt "at home" in a social environment, or anywhere really.
>tfw you enjoy not fitting in at parties
Would you pretend to be a numale for a GF?
>>36526885
numale is just a robot with gay glasses
For sex? Why not, everybody does it.
>pretend
haha... yeah...
Let's find out
http://memorado.co.uk/iqtest
>>36526854
I just clicked at random and got this...
Online IQ tests are shit, but this one gets the cake...
>tfw op is my intellectual superior
please be gentle
No way my IQ is 134 I feel way dumber than that
>Great Aunt found the sweat sponge
>>36526818
>Not using paper towels
>>36527114
That's so wasteful. With a sweat sponge you can reuse and let dry out. The only problem is its not disposable.
>>36528244
well tell your aunt that, maybe that way she will understand and you dont have to be embarrassed about it
Guys, I figured out how to get rid of lonliness. You just have to not form any emotional bonds.
I have been reading women hate thread points so much lately to the point where I no longer view women as human, and as such find it harder to fall in love. Because I do not form any emotional attachments, I do not feel lonely. I honestly think I could be fine with anime women for the rest of my life.
>>36526798
You get it Anon. I only view men as human beings. At least when it comes down to real people. 2D women are still human to me.
>>36527087
No, I don't view really any man or woman as trustworthy or infallable. I only view anime women as human pretty much.
>inb4 mgtow leddit
Hate people is to have an emotional bond, dumb robot. To ignore people, in an emotional level is the right thing to do.
>Be me
>Happy dog owner
>Dog dies
>Buy new dog
Dubs gets to name him
>>36526771
wellesley
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby.
stuart or terrance
premature deindustrialization
Add low wages to the massive college debts and quickly disappearing jobs
We are all born in just the right time to witness societal collapse.
I make more than my parents but I was lucky.
>>36526698
Millenials are shit scared of taking risks or pursuing new thinga. This leads to less entrepreneurs and less people becoming successful.
Fucking idiots. Enjoy the wageslavery. That's safe (here's a secret: it's not)
*lights cigarette*
*takes a long drag and exhales*
What's the point of it all, anons?
*stubs out cigarette*
>>36526688
The other day I was smoking some cigarettes for the first time and it hurt my lungs. I was basically taking as big of a drag as possible. Finished the two cigarettes in like 3 minutes. Are you supposed to inhale only a little bit?
I've never smoked in my life but sometimes in my dreams I smoke cigarettes.
What did my brain mean by this?
>>36526777
Checked. And obviously inhaling more is going to be more harmful. Too little and you don't feel anything though so just take medium tokes