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Let's have a beta off. Who here is the most beta amongst betas?
I pretended to be a girl's boyfriend for two years, so her religious family wouldn't suspect she was a turbo slut. I never kissed her or had any sexual contact with her.
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In middle school I pretended to be a girl's pet, she would walk me around school with a leash. It's not really that beta because it was pretend though
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>>34735657
why are you even alive
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>>34735657
i declined sex with a 8/10 girl bc i don't see her in that way, i just want her as i friend (she was giving me her virginity)
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When will you admit you're just a misogynist who knows nothing about women?
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>>34735647
I'm just a misogynist who knows nothing about women.
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I'm just a woman who knows nothing about misogynists.
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>>34735647
NEver
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>when you post on a thread and no one else posts after
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>>34735607
i'm a verified thread killer
just watch
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>>34735619
Huh, you don't say?
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>>34735645
i swear to fuck 4chan is so disagreeable. end my killshot streak just to be contrarian
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what is the most intellectual fetish?
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mass hypnosis orgy
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>>34735599
Forcing girls into engaging in sexual acts with animals
Especially when you are blood related
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>>34735599
Aren't intellectual people asexual and low on testoserone? Then it'd be something daring, for the adrenaline rush, since sex itself or domination shouldn't do much. So, exhibitionism probably.
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Can we have a drugs thread? Currently just getting drunk. I really wanted to get some Robitussin from 7-11 today but I was too embarrassed to buy it even though I know they probably don't care.
Anyways
>Favorite drug
>Least favorite drug
>Most used drug
I've only done alcohol and tried weed a few times. Tried a couple of cigarettes but I never felt anything. Been doing a lot of research of dph and I kinda want to try it and at the same time I'm kinda scared of trying it. I did 150mg last weekend and just felt really sleepy and saw stuff twitching if I stared at them for too long. I want to go higher next time but I'm not sure how much.
>Weed
>Alcohol
>Alcohol
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>Acid
>DXM
>Alcohol
DXM can be fun but I don't like to fuck with dissociatives. Alcohol is most used because parties and shit, acid was by far the most fun, tried it twice freshman year of college and still get flashbacks from it (3 years later). Haven't had a chance to try it again - I'm active duty so gotta be careful about random drug tests - but I will probably trip again sometime this summer
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Mushrooms
Alcohol
Opiates
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>>34735565
Heroin addict. I shoot heroin and I want to kill myself soon
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>all of your ancestors have had children or had sex
>you won't
How does it feel?
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only the direct line
plenty of dead ends on the tree all the way to me
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>>34735548
>howwaspetoday.swf
I want to die every fucking day. I feel nothing but sorrow and despair and I never will feel anything else. My life is worthless, and I should kill myself as an example to those like me.
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>>34735548
read this as "had sex with children"
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>tfw giantess gf to dominate you everynight until your anus resembles a loose sock
Why even live, robots?
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Do you want to get pegged by a tall girl?
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>>34735546
how tall is that lady?
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>>34735863
She's 6' anon.
She's a big girl
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>2 years ago
>C'mon, which one you guys took my phone
>Don't look at me, it was anon
>It can't be anon, he's like, a teddy bear
It's been two years and I still wonder what did she mean by saying I was a teddy bear
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sweet, innocent, unassuming, not a threat
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>>34735587
probably also fat
are you fat, op?
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>>34735631
in this context it isnt relevant, fatness doesnt have much to do with stealing a phone
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>wants a girlfriend
>hasn't befriended a girl
Are ya even trying arcanine?
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>girl shows interest in you
>start talking and she realizes she made a mistake
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But I have befriended a girl and she still won't go out with me.
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Ah you see you need to be A. attractive and B. able to keep her interested for this to work.
Where can I find a girl who wants to be friends with some average schlub into anime and obscure music and possibly date them one day? Nowhere. The ones that do are usually fat
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>Obese woman comes into the surgery
>Can't stop stuffing her face with chocolate
>Has no willpower, but needs to lose weight
>Wants me to give her a muzzle
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
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Explain why this shit was ever funny. It wasn't. There's no joke.
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>>34735526
/reddit9k/ is never funny
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>comes into Shipman thread
>doesn't get it
>inject him with lethal dose of morphine
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>Fapped to THAT again
Well what was your last shameful fap robots, even now I bet your thinking about it again.futas fucking tomgirls/traps/shotas here, I fucking hate myself so fucking much but dam it really makes me shoot out sticky loads
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nofap might be a meme but it really does help clear your mind
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my supervisor, but in the fantasy she was a priest baptizing me
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>>34735478
>giant futa/trap melting cities/people with her acid jizz
>Top left and right are authoritarian cucks that need the state to hold their hand and impose their shitty religious based worldviews
>bottom left are idealist commie faggots with no understanding of economics or human nature
IF YOU AINT AN ANCAP YOU AINT SHIT PROVE ME WRONG
>you cant
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>>34735398
>tfw I accidentally violated the NAP because one of my child sex slaves escaped onto my neighbour's yard and he began a hostile takeover of my house/ weapons factory and confiscated the rest of the slaves
I'm currently trying to rouse a local militia of sorts (this one guy down the street has a tactical nuke but I doubt he'd be willing to use it to help me) but almost no one is willing to help because I've been skimping on my payments to the local rubbish and organ collection service which most of them work for on zero hour contracts.
I can't leave the town either, because we have no roads.
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>>34735537
go away and come back with fresh pasta faggot
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>>34735537
>tfw got in a nuclear arms race with the warlord next door and his dog got loose on my property violating the NAP and triggered my DeadHand(tm) Automatic nuclear retaliatory system and started a small scale nuclear war in the neighborhood
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itt: times in school when you actually did something that you were proud of
>freshman in high school
>all of middle school i had a huge crush on this girl
>she never really liked me back
>over the summer break i met a few online friends and got to know them, interested in one of my friends
>grow out of liking the school girl
>when i get back, though, everyone still thinks i like her
>everytime i hung out with my high school friends they would always say something about the school girl
>constantly tell them i don't like her anymore, they won't believe it
>fast forward to the middle of freshman year
>there was a place in my high school that all the kids who weren't picked up yet went to wait
>chilling in hallway waiting for mom to pick me up
>girl walks up with a few of her friends and some of my friends behind her, obviously a few steps back but eyeing us
>"a-anon, do you maybe wanna go out sometime?"
>i could see the look on her face, of pure hope, not thinking that anything could go wrong in this situation
>say the most cold 'no' you can imagine
>i'll never forget the face she made when i said that, along with the other kids
>sort of a mixture of anger and sadness
>"o-oh... okay.." just walks off
>friends all have a surprised look on their faces
>stare at them with an 'i told you so' expression.
and before you say anything, i'm a kiss less virgin but i do not want a kiss/sex, i'm fine without it. anyways, how about your stories, robots?
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>>34735343
That's kindaaaaaaaaa autistic.
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>>34735343
so dodged potential prank?
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I got in a lot of fights, I won most of them as well. They were probably the only things I won in school.
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>Move to different country (US to Yuropoor) to be with robot
>Stuck doing nothing all day because I don't speak the language
>Live with his parents til he can get apartment
>Makes remarks that I'm getting fat discreetly
>Depression and anxiety is crippling me from any sort of motivation
Wat do? Thinking of killing myself every night, but feel I do love him; I dont want to put him through that agony
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>study the language
>stop getting fat
cunt
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>>34735370
Thanks, will proceed with running in front of bus
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>>34735312
what part of eating less don't you understand? if a jew can do it, so can you
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ITT we post out oneitis' and other robots comment on what they want to do with them
pic related is mine and I want to sniff her farts through her shorts
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>>34735304
BULGE DETECTED
ABORT MISSION
DO YOU COPY?
ABORT MISSION
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>don't know any females IRL or online
>NEET; don't have a job or go to school
>don't have more than 2 friends; neither have female friends
>literally have no one to "oneitis" or crush on
>mfw these threads/"oneitis posts" keep popping up with increasing regularity
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>>34735323
>implying my oneitis has a penis
She's literally perfect and look at her feet!
Do you think they stink, anon?