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>make a witty comment on r9k
>no (You)s

The reason why I'll forever hate this board and the robots (Read: normies and roasties) that inhabit it.

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Who here /threadkiller/?

I kill every thread I'm in unintentionally when all I wanted to do was be funny and gain all the (you)'s.

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This guy slaps your 9 year old daughter's ass while you are out at a public park.

What do you do?

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>tfw she notices your bulge

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Have you ever smelled a girl's fart? How was it?

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>be me
>unemployed software engineer
>begin watching the office (american version) on Nettofurixu desu
>watch the entire series
>generally enjoyed it
>finished it today
>the finale made me realize the entire series is a sinister, appalling piece of liberal propaganda, as well as a blatant middle finger to introverts

I can't believe I watched that entire series. I feel sick to my stomach. In the series finale alone, you see:

- Andy, the upbeat, ever-hopeful misfit, have his life destroyed and be reduced to a poverty-stricken man with severe psychosis

- Toby, the token introvert, break down crying because his life is in such a poor state and all he has wanted for the past 2 decades is a friend, and NONE of his coworkers give a fuck that he is on the brink of suicide

- Dwight, the conservative caricature who ALWAYS stuck to a sense of self-respect and a personal sense of morals and righteousness, agrees to marry a single mother and raise her child who (as far as he knows) was conceived from another man

I wish I could vomit the memory of that series out of my brain like some bad food. Anyone else?

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elliot rodgers ii here elliot rodgers reborn here elliot rodgers the second here

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is this love?

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Does anybody have any good ones? Just a thought experiment, I don't plan on actually killing anybody.
But there are all the incentives in the world to go kill people, and no incentives to not do so.

There are increasingly fewer outlets for masculine aggression in the world, and so there are countless men out there that keep it bottled up inside. Joining the military isn't an option, as the wars are increasingly lacking any purpose- just dying for oil or israel or neoliberal globalism or something like that.
There are fewer and fewer real 'men's clubs' out there- There's either nerd culture, which is slowly being taken over by sjws, the men are becoming more fat, impotent, passive, and Chad / redneck car/gun/alcohol cultures, where the men are becoming more dumb, oafish, animalistic. Ghetto culture exists as an alternative to chad /redneck culture for minorities, but that's spiritually vacuous as well.

Women love a killer. It's crazy how all these serial killers and mass shooters end up having fangirls fawning over them. Richard Ramirez, Anders Breivik, the Columbine kids, Dylann Roof, Ted Bundy, Boston Marathon Bomber, and so on and so on. Hybristophilia, look it up.
It seems like these people are the only ones who combine the intellectualism of nerd culture, and the brutishness/force of will of chad culture.
The trend I see in modern society is most people get funnelled into being an impotent fat/skeleton nerd intellectual, or some dumb brutish animal. It almost seems like we are deliberately socially conditioned in such a way that prevents us from being well-rounded. Well-roundedness seems to lead to insanity.

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Please, somebody PLEASE rationalize and explain to me why we haven't just gutted the throats of the elite yet? How the fuck do people just give this sort of shit a pass? How long is this fucking shit going to last? People shit all over someone wanting to not wagecuck, yet this woman's behavior goes by completely unpunished and she gets off scott free?

"she bought a Lamborghini and a Ferrari, despite the fact that she doesn't drive."

"many of Princess Maha's packages were apparently never even opened: 'There were rooms and rooms full of bags and boxes. Everywhere you looked there were boxes and bags, almost all unopened.'""The stash reportedly included clothes, hats, handbags, jewelry, artworks, bathing suits, designer eyeglasses, cartons of cigarettes, gold-plated serving dishes, about a thousand pairs of women's shoes,"

"King Abdullah wasn't pleased with the princess and issued a royal edict that she be confined to her palace when she returned to her home country - until she escaped to Paris once again in December 2011."

Again, she COMPLETELY GETS AWAY WITH IT. No punishments.

Why the fuck can't I just sit around and read a book without being shit on by society for not being a wageslave? Why can't I just be left alone? This entire world is based on toxic fucking memes.

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THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING GAY ABOUT WANTING TO GRAB LEN'S CUTE DICK, DEEPTHROAT IT AND THEN GET ON ALL FOURS SO HE FUCK YOU DEEP IN THE ASS UNTIL HE FEELS LIKE COMING, WHICH IS WHEN HE PULLS OUT AND YOU KNEE DOWN AS HE STANDS ON HIS FEET AND YOU SUCK HIS DICK WHILE STROKING IT UNTIL HE'S ABOUT TO BURST AND THEN YOU FINISH IT BY JERKING OFF, SHOWERING YOURSELF IN HIS PEARLY WHITE BOY MILK.

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Discuss anything uni related here.

The weekend (and spring break if it applies to you) is nearing its end.

What's on your mind, robots? Stressing over classwork/homework/social interactions?

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See Anon, I'm a nerd like you. I like cosplaying

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Daily reminder to eat today at least one fruit.

Stay healthy.

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Did any of you guys have brothers? I had one bro and he was a beta male faggot who taught me nothing. I remember yearning for a brother to introduce me to the things your parents wouldn't, to show me how to take and make bantz, to make me step outside my comfort zone. But no. Instead i got some faggot who was 'bullied' despite being a complete and utter normalfag. A brother who would decide to throw his weight around when he didn't get his way like a fucking child. A brother who was subpar in every way and had no discernible qualities. He even had the audacity to act like he was the mature brother around relatives. It fucking sickens me. I blame him and him alone for my anxiety and insecurity.