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>>37653862
I'm white as the night sky.

im italian so someone needs to tell me if i'm white or black today, /pol/ can't seem to decide

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>>37653826
everyone got so caught up in the youtube videos and going ghost in the grocery store, they forget about the ghost squad.
the ghost squad will be lurking long after this fades to history

He doesn't even have a Wikipedia page, he'd have been better off attacking a prom.

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If you had just drawn porn of your characters, then you could have custom body pillow covers made and you would be happy

>>37653811
Way ahead of you.

Weedblox

I smoke all day every day. Whenever you're not smoking, I am.

>>37653829
HOW FUCKING DAZED ARE YOU?

probably a sex toy

>>37653786
You'll be disappointed, don't open it until tomorrow. It's hard to be disappointed at one gift when you have others to open right after

Fine I'll roll.

This better be a good dildo

>wake up at 6am
>smoke a bowl
>get dressed
>head into the office
>flip the phone off continuously for 8 hours while occasionally sneaking off to smoke joints in the parking lot
>come home at 3:30
>chill for an hour
>do homework for 3 hours
>watch tv and drink myself to sleep
>rinse
>repeat on tuesday

>>37653791
Work and hw?

>>37653860
Yeah I'm taking an accelerated online course from the local university. Trying yo eventually get my degree.

Bumping because I'm desperate for help.

Excessive amounts of alchohol

>>37653711

I think you probably need to experience a couple of them first unfortunately, then you can grow to the point where you can be happy alone

if it's hooked up to a network they possibly get copies of whatever gets scanned

>>37653679
>university
You're double fucked, OP. Might as well gtfo there.

I feared the same when I printed some on my mom's printer.
The real redpill is that they can see your internet history.

Get my black gf to beat her up

>tfw dated 3 stacies in the past 8 years
>tfw they're all single at 26-30 years old now
>tfw they're all going insane

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Say, "Tengo gusto comer mierde y platanos," because that's the only thing I know how to say in Spanish despite being of half Cuban descent. The other half is German.

>>37653627
would it be possible to us this method to make yourself or somebody famous?

how do i access the hivemind

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>>37653627
This is a job you fucktard.

>>37653815
Of course, goyim. Who do you think pays for influence? Although, you don't want over 100k porn accounts following you. You pay what you get.

I haven't found an alt girl who likes fugazi and sonic youth

Because I'm not a retarded normie who doesn't get extremely uncomfortable by being around people

I have borderline personality disorder
Not original I imagine

>>37653498
what does it say I cant read it you faggot fuck

>>37653530
Cut's,
You're that special customer that orders everyday. If you stopped ordering one day we would send someond to check on you.
Notice me, Senpai. <3

>fake and gay btw

I thought that was addressed to "cunts"
That looks like a grill's writing. Go into the pizza place and grab the first female as you find. She wants it

>>37653432
No, stop making this thread.

>>37653432
I have felt like this too, anon.

But you know what?
>ywn have a vagina, ywn feel multiple orgasms, ywn feel a full body orgasm, ywn masturbate without having to clean up, ywn not get caught out for being sexually aroused in public, ywn feel the warmth of a vagina first hand

Gee I wonder who's behind this post? I'll give you a guess

Step 1: Get out

>>37653428
Step 2: Stop pretending to be a woman on the internet.

>>37653428
Step 3: Be my gf

for me autistic like every day but even more so

>>37653302
someone around that lets you fuck them in order to make you believe that they care (as a friend would), in actuality they are just trying to find financial stability (like everyone else) and will do whatever it takes to achieve it (which is normal)

>>37653302
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10/10 would cum on your face

>>37653301
jailbait/10

wouldn't come near you with a 1000 pole.

attention whore who should be on soc/10