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Don't get too attached to the world.

>>35264841
I've been patiently waiting for my death for years now. I'm scared of it, but at least oblivion probably won't hurt.

>>35264803
bump, i can't even eat i hate myself so much

Why do you even pretend to have people over? I dont get it. Who cares what a deliver guy thinks of you? He probably wouldnt even have thought anything of it if you didnt pretend to have people over.

>>35264803
I'm not nearly as anxious as you but if I'm having takeout alone I prefer getting it directly from the place and it helps.

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>>35264792
I love big women so much

tfw no monstergirl gf
kill me

>>35264792
I'm into scat, so if you aren't into CP, necropilia or bestiality, you shut your mouth.

Consciousness is not that clearly defined my man. Declarative memories may not form until ~3 years old, but nondeclarative ones definitely are (eg learning to speak and walk and generally learning what being alive is like). There's literally no way to prove anyone or anything has or does not have consciousness.

I do agree with you though, there isn't any significant difference between a fetus about to be born and a baby born minutes ago, and there isn't any single significant step from being a collection of human cells to being a human. So if we're okay for killing embryos and young fetuses it's seems weird to me that we aren't okay with killing babies. I mean it's not that weird but from an abstract, objective, big picture kind of way it is.

>tfw starting to think real life is all just a dream and that there is only me and God and God has cooked up this dream to test me

>>35265600
Read Descartes. He attempted to solve exactly this problem.

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>99% of girls I swipe yes is an instant mach, never text to any of them due to my autism

Be yourself is just a meme spouted by normalfags who can't even imagine what it's like being an introvert, socially awkward or autistic.
That pic really activated my almonds though. I mean I know Tinder is a hookup app anyway but 99%+ of those girls wouldn't have answered to pickup lines like that if the profile wasn't a fruitcake.

I look forward to your "all women are whores" post tomorrow when you don't get laid.

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>>35264708
I'm getting laid and there is nothing you can do to stop me

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MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY

Baby want milky

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>>35264672
join it and fap your penis into my mouth

>>35264672
Is there ever sopranos discussion

If yes I may join

The fact that you can note that you aren't completely sane shows that you are sane. Eat shit, special snowflake.

>>35264718
In the UK you need to self recognize that you're insane before you can be institutionalized. It's the opposite of what you said in real life here.

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>>35264718
Good to see you can still remember things you have read

just sex her. Oedipus her ass. After she gets pregnant with your seed, you can stay home forever.

>>35264702
hmmm
orega

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i prefer this type

Not a girl, but he looks like a gay twink.

>>35264603
Thats... a bit too skinny. The more I grow up, the more I find myself genuinely attracted to guys with a bit of beef on them.

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>its another mom knocks on door and ask what anon wants for dinner while anon is in the middle of a fap episode

I HATE YOU ROASTIE WHO FUCKING CARES IM NOT EATING YOUR SHIT FOOD I WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP SPYING ON ME YOU BITCH FUCK YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>it's another anon is gonna get his car repossessed and is up all night worrying about how he's gonna get to work and his brother walks in and brags about is cool 1970 camero and about all the pussy it gets him

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>it's another anon wakes up to his mum screaming his stepdad's name and his mighty balls loudly slap against her arse episode

I'd rather play video games (not that I do anymore anyway) than go out and drink alcohol like a miserable fuck

>>35264574
What's wrong with hanging out with girls?

yes I love to play csgo!
Do you play it too?

>>35264541
I have nothing to lose so me !

>>35264541
>want to join
>am black
>get executed

fuck

>>35264541
Catholic here so ofc. We need to remove the cuck pope first though

Should have taken out the trash, OP.

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>>35264514
i dont want to be an asshole op
but other problems have piled up already and now she is focusing on one problem (just probably)
>>35264537 is right, if you`re mom is that kind of mother dont risk provoking her

>>35264569
>but other problems have piled up already and now she is focusing on one problem (just probably)

I think you're right.
Everytime she comes home from work she's bitching at me but she never threatend to kick me out before.

It never goes away fully. You might as well enjoy it for what it is.

>>35264509
What is it? How do I deal with it?