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Where do I find a qt twink to fucc?
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>>37609412
stand in front of your mirror and stick shit up your ass
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At a gay bar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg
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Dis ok?
Organol

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So I just fucked this Thot and now she won't text me back???? Damn ok..
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Pic unrelated btw


ornahshd no
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>>37609367
Did she have a mustache too?
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I know this is bait but people really need to cut this shit ouy and speak English. Today a man asked me "wut it do" about something as a way of torturing the phrase "describe that beer"

Okay anons! Time to decide what our class will be doing for the upcoming culture festival (bunkasai).
So far, the two front runners are: Maid Cafe or Haunted House!
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I propose we all stay home and commit suicide like most teens do. That would be kawaii desu ne ????? NEEEEEE?
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>>37609336
This is from K-On, isn't it?
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>>37609336
i vote op kills himself on stage in front of the school

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How come white girls that look like this only date black men?
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>>37609252
Because the answer to your question is on your question.
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>>37609252
how come pol ruins every board?
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>>37609252

i'm going to assume that the answer involves the jews somehow.

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Admit it /r9k/, you've stalked somebody before haven't you?
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>>37609181
Only one person?
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I became obsessed with a femanon I met once and stalked her for a bit, but I managed to stop. I just stalked her posts and tried to find more about her but had no interest in learning her address or anything. Now I'm trying to forget about her and continue to resist the urge. Sometimes when I see a post I think is hers I get the urge to check the archive to find out if it is and sometimes I slip and do it but it's getting rarer. I also sometimes open threads just because I expect she'd post in then. I'm improving slowly and feel very guilty.
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>>37609181
never. i guess i'm not that bad, right?

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>Hey handsome. Care to buy a lady a drink?
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>>37609129
>NO GO FUCK YOURSELF WHORETLESS ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Piss off Daenerys
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>>37609129
I wouldn't buy a bitch a drink because she asked me unless she already sucked my dick prior to the engagement

A demon is going to kill every person you know but you get to save 3 people.

Twist: You're one of these 3 people.

Who do you save? Would you sacrifice yourself so someone else could live?
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>>37609072
michael jackson
gene simmons
ethan klein
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>>37609072
By people you know, do you mean people you've met or people you know of?
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My sisters and myself.

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>the sheer amount of effort you put in to having a gf, which is something a normal person just does, and if there is any effort, it's trying to find the one that's marriage material, not just desperately trying to find someone willing to say yes to a date

I never realized how sad you people where until message boards

What did you people do back in the 80s and early 90s

Was there a physical message board at the comic book store of did you all just fucking kill yourselves
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>>37609016
bait harder please mr normie sir
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>>37609016
>What did you people do back in the 80s and early 90s

People like us didn't exist back then. We are one of the the unfortunate byproducts of modern liberalism.
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Back then it was more appropriate for women to settle for a steady man who could support
Now we have two generations raised on feminism, the welfare state, and pop culture that tells them to do what their "heart" tells them instead of making sound life decisions (like dont fuck 15 men without protection a year)

"Ayo white boy, how does this swimsuit look on me? Do I look goooood?~"
What do you tell her?
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>>37609006
*vomits all over her*
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>>37609006
nope.

anyone who says otherwise is beta orbiter desu
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>>37609060
>>37609071
t. Low test virgin beta cuckbois

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does /r9k/ like /cawfee/?
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>>37608908
>>>/wg/ nigger
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>>37608934
it was just a semi-related pic kek, no need to start redirecting people.
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>gnome

absolutely repulsive

>Mom, this is my girlfriend Chong Wong

What do you do fembots?
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>>37608907
I'm not your mother. Who are you? Get the fuck out of my house before I blow you and your prostitutes legs off.
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Serious case of moon face going on there.
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>>37608907
You can tell why he settled with a chinko ain't no white woman Gon fuck his ugly ass

decided i will start smoking cigarettes, which brand is the best?
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don't do it
save your money
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>>37608906
The one that give you throat and lung cancer -> Marlboro, lucky strikes weren't bad
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Marlboro Reds.

Ravioli ravioli this is originoli.

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femanons, how does it feel knowing your cellulite ridden ass will never compare to this?
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>>37608832
It feels fine. Even though I have saddle bags and my ass is a bit cottage-cheese like, and I'm chunky, my fat distribution isn't disproportionate. It's not like I have a big ol jelly roll gut and no butt or titties. So I don't really care.
Plus I don't give much of a shit about my body, even if I did have a jelly roll gut. I love sweeties, and gotta have my cake and cookies. Life is too short too eat kale and organic elephant droppings. Having a lumpy ass is worth the flavor.
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>>37608832
Hey man, mine is okay.
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>>37608903
please be my cottage cheese ass gf

At a bar. What do I do know?
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>>37608805
Open up a tab. Buy drinks and get hammered. Hit on ugly women. Get your dinky sucked.
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>>37608805
i hope you didn't go alone like an autist
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>>37608805
Everyone there looks old and sad. There's no point in living after 35 is there?

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Hey anon thanks for letting me take your 15 year old sister's virginity, she's the third one this week. The last girl's brother tried to stop me so I beat his face to a pulp.
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why would I try to stop you
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you are welcome chad. By the chance, do you happen to like me too ?
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>>37608724
b-but Chad... I don't have a sister?


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