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>>39533646
i've been feeling this so long I don't even think about anymore. Spending time alone is a good way to deprogram yourself and realize how truly empty life is and how truly delusional people.

Women are the beating heart of society. Without them men have little use for society.

>>39533646
I know that feel, robot. I don't even have online friends. It's been like this for years now.
I can't make friends. It's not like I didn't try. It's just that I'm too shy and introverted. I have nothing to talk about and people get bored of me.

>months
>not years

>>39533620
I feel my mother whispered softly into my ear, "Erika's going to fuck your ass now, slowly at first, but then she's going to go deeper and faster. At the same time, your aunt is going to suck your cock. When you feel like you're going to cum, tell me so I can take Aunt Brenda's place. I want to feel all your hot cum to go straight into my mouth and then I'm going to suck you dry before I kiss you with a mouthful of sperm."

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>>39533637
Suck my what Aunt Brenda?..

>>39533670
She climbed off the bed and stood to the side where I could watch her put the black leather harness on and insert the dildo into the holder in front of her pussy. She looked majestic standing there naked with a cock pointing out from her crotch. Her small breasts jiggled as she adjusted the harness and the dildo to where she thought it should be. I looked at the dildo, trying to decide how long it was and how many inches around it was, doing the mental arithmetic to decide if it was going to split me open, or if I could accommodate it in my ass easily. She saw me staring at it and crawled up on the bed just a foot from my face. Sitting back, she began to lube up the dildo, coating it by using the same motions a man would use to masturbate his own cock. I was mesmerized watching her stroke it, knowing it would be inside me soon.

>>39533613
"Anon," she said to me, "before I lower your panties, I want you to tell your sister 'Thank You' for letting you wear her bra and these nice panties. I also want you to thank her for offering to share her clothes and lingerie with you. You might not think it's a big deal right now, but, it will mean so much to you in the future."

>>39533613
penis size does not matter if you are a robot.

>>39533680
If you have over 5 inches you can't and never will be a true robot.

>>39533545
I have hairy legs so I usually never wear shorts

>>39533576
I have hairy legs and I always wear shorts

but then again I don't live in a faggot country like the US where body hair is a taboo.

Those shorts are too long for me. I wouldn't bother wearing shoes in the summer, either.

Cali fag here i just woke up and im gonna dab i just got 6 grams of girl scout cookie wax. Its really good. I have to smoke or i get wierd as fuck and when i would smoke weed i smoked too many swishers and backwoods

Everytime someone says the word dab I think of someone dabbing as in the dance move. I can't help but laugh my ass off in a thread like this.

>>39534102
As a stoner, I was very confused by the amount of people who apparently "dabbed". When I saw kids tweeting about it I knew something was off, no way teens are getting into this shit.

Put the needle in your dick or I call bluff.

On purpose?
Why anon?.

>>39533520
>On purpose?
>Why anon?.
To prove a point
Uncle Sam doesn't control me

What's up? How can i help you?

>>39534246
Thank you for responding, person.

I really don't know how someone could help.

But my fear levels are so high right now, I'm getting super paranoid.

And I keep having to hold back random violent crying.

Describe symptoms

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Here is a sad anime girl

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another sad animu girl

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Here are some original crying 2hus.

>>39533364
id prolly kill myself

>>39533364
Why care if they don't confront you about it?

>>39533364
Just keep that one in your room.
Better yet: fucking clean that shit dude

Well take a pic anon, let's see it

GTFO and post from your phone. This gives me anxiety.

>>39533292
https://www.pornhub.com/users/stuglyfeofficial
kuriginal

>>39533256
Player AdamLanza was a huge fag

get in here and play

the game is acting autistic robot you broke my game reeeeeeeeeeeee

instrumental music
shitty poems over music are for normalfags

https://youtu.be/aS0zwXw9SuE
Like >>39533231 said, instrumental is best.

Talking Heads.
It's true because this post wasn't original.

Would the child have HIV in this situation?

>>39533172
>Giving birth to a child with HIV
Why do they do this?

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>>39533184
50/50 chance of it happening if the dad is clean
of course it fucking would you shithead
i wonder if she'd get charged with infanticide for knowingly giving a baby hiv

>>39533143
>implying most women aren't damaged goods

THEY ARE FUCKING HOT.
HHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>39533143
they are qts but usually damaged good.I mean considered all women do is attention whoring and then they decide to degraded their looks you know something is wrong.

That's what a foreskin is for.

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>tfw no onahole to shoot my warm, sticky cummies inside

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>>39533129
I peel it back and play with it, plus it's not all that useful for the head which I play with a bit

Is that due to my size? I am about 8"