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>Be me
>Be married
>Every time you meet an attractive woman at work or anywhere, be nice but completely platonic because you don't want to do wrong thing or imply attraction or tempt anything dishonorable.
>Be actually genuine about this which shows in your demeanor.
>Women respond to this and are happy to have a male friend who's friendly and not wanting something from them except a friendly conversation every once in a while.
>They're friendly and platonic with me.
>Cognitively be aware that they're just friendly and not romantically interested.
>Reptile brain considers all friendly female interaction as them wanting dick.
>No longer be genuinely platonic but secretly strongly desire to fuck them all.
This is why it's hard being a good man.
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do not have adulterous thoughts
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>>35288874
I try my best. I do my hardest and I frequently make mention of how much I love my wife to everyone if I it's even tangentially related to the conversation to try to stymie any potential returned interest in me.
I'm working on wrangling my thoughts before they become actions, but it's easier to control actions.
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>>35288663
>anything dishonorable
>dishonorable
>honorable
>honor
Your wife must have a fedora fetish.
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Meet a girl online or how tinder broke my heart.
>November
>Text a petite blonde on tinder that is way above my league
>go like "hey wanna marry?"
>it works
>chat with her one month
>she finally wants to meet up
>at my place
>She acts like she is dtf
>make a move and she stops me any says she is on her period
>was still a fun "date"
>we meet more couple of times, almost once a week
>fast forward to February
>her texts suddenly stop or get generic
>ask whats wrong and she says nothing
>when I ask her to go out she seems like she doesnt care
>check her Facebook and find out she replaced me from one week to another to a more muscular career supercharged ultra chad
Tinder not even once.
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you were too slow, op
why the fuck did you chat for a month before meeting up?
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>>35288744
>why the fuck did you chat for a month before meeting up?
Because she always said she was so "busy"
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Bitch broke my heart. Help me forget about her /r9k/. I'm having a hard time
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>>35288639
kill youself you normie piece of shit faggot nigger
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>>35288675
Just trying to convince myself that everything is for the best
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>>35288639
I'm in the same boat senpai, tell me what happened
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Friendly reminder that white girls are more anime-esque than asian girls.
Don't be tricked by yellow fever like a retarded weeaboo
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>they even admit it
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>>35288631
>tfw you look like the jap girl on the left even though you're a 200 pound 6 foot whiteboy
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I'm looking into becoming a full time security guard, anyone have any experience? Is it as comfy as it sounds or am I in for a shock?
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>>35288616
Super fucking comfy if you do nights.
My 12 hour shift consists of probably 90 minutes of walking and five minutes of picking up a phone.
Rest of the time I shitpost, read and play nintendo.
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If you do, get one where you can wield a gun
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>>35289069
That sounds amazing desu. I'm so sick of the corporate grind, especially as a guy who's not very social.
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>walking to shops from dorm
> see former roomate who attacked me and forced me to get a roomswitch
>walk past each other, look at each other while passing
Day ruined, anxiety returns. Paralyzed and forced to get drunk
Why are all my problems caused by other people abusing me ? How do I not be afraid or care ?
I know that I have problems and this thread probably won't change that but I'm getting desperate here.
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>>35288601
Bruv. I got an apology off one guy from high school who made my life far harder than it needed to be. It threw me off my entire day... I don't know what to do about it. The guy still has this annoying power over my mental wellbeing, which is worrying.
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>>35288876
He's too petty to apologize. I really fucking hate him. He's 40 and I'm 20 btw.
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>tfw no keynesian bf
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>>35288525
Thanks, Doc.
Saving for a rainy day.
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I've seen this one before but the k was upper case
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>>35288887
So close.
Yes, I have also seen some repeats of these, but I don't know the end game of this poster.
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What can we do to stop porn? How do we explain to normies that its detrimental to society and harmful to their own selves?
>it damages your confidence and self esteem by making you instinctively compare yourself to fit 6'2 chads with 8 inch dicks
>it raises your female beauty standards to impossible levels, decreasing your chance to ever get into a healthy relationship
>it overstimulates you, forcing you to seek more and more depraved porn, to the point where you might be unable to cum during normal sex
>it lets chads get rich and famous by literally using their dicks
>it lets stacies get rich and famous by literally using their cunts
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can u post links to porn on here
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I'm already harmful to myself as it is.
Some degenerate fetishes are depriving society of anything I could offer.
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why would you care about porn when tinder exists
It's like worrying about a candle causing a fire when the house is already on fire
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I'm terrified of people finding out I'm a virgin. What's the best way to lie about it?
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>>35288452
Seriously, just find a grill and get it over with, lots of girls have virgin fets
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>>35288879
This go to a bar have a few drinks. Hit on the fat friend or ugly friend.
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>>35288879
is this the new "bee urself" meme?
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>tfw daddy raped me again
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>>35288428
good u dirty little slut
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>>35288428
You're just a roleplaying neckbeard.
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>>35288428
I hope that at least you satisfied daddy, fucking whore.
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who /BIB/ here?
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>>35288411
what do you mean?
are you albino?
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>>35288411
Wanna wangaa and checked
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>>35288411
Was he a robot?
He had to watch Jabba get all these slave qts
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You lads ever smelt a qt girl it's intoxicating, your heart beats faster, a sense of euphoria and peacefulness comes over you,it makes you want to get closer and get more but alas you never can, for obvious reasons
>Tfw no gf
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hey anon,
its not hard to get a gf. just be yourself. thats all it takes
-chad
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>>35288394
In my experience being yourself makes you happy but doesn't get you freinds or gf
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>>35288366
I know what you mean. Everytime a girl walks past me I can smell her perfumed hair and what not. It's such a pleasant smell and makes me feel warm inside. Then I die little when I remember I'll never be able to hold someone.
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could you handle a 20 hour drive in a car with your family?
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>>35288304
don't think it's even possible to drive 20 hours in my cunt
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>>35288560
I'll drive 20 hours in your cunt bby ;)
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>>35288304
Fuck no, I hate pretty much all of them.
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hey r9k im pretty depressed what about you
cant decide if i should switch majors or not
lost a lot of friends and miss having a gf
what gets you guys down
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>>35288291
i am 22 and i still haven't had a threesome
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>>35288291
Normies like you posting on this board. Fuck off.
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>>35288291
The bad tgings that happened in my life. I feel generally unhappy and lazy, and since I'm unmotivated it doesn't help my situation. I have psychotic episodes and can't trust my own thoughts, with leaves me feeling depressed after I've calmed down because I know I can't trust what I think to be reality.
It's Ok though because I have depression memes on intagram to cheer me up.
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ADD/ADHD Thread
>where are my hyperactivity faggots
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Right here but I am 70% fucked
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>>35288348
im feeling like a piece of shit on every ADD/ADHD medication....
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>>35288397
Vyvance works for me but ive done fucked up