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>Michael Jackson died 8 years ago
>2030 is closer than 2005
I need to do something or i grow old
fuck
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>>39479328
>26 with no education
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>>39479359
>tfw i know that feel
I wish for a reset, it works i vidya so w-why not here?
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>>39479328
1998 was not 20 years ago are you retarded
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>it's another: "anon has a lucid dream only to be kicked out by his subconscious moments after he gets in" episode
i just wanted to talk
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>>39479285
The only time I became self aware while dreaming I told the person next to me and the girl gave me a disgusted look and exploded and I woke up
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How do you actually lucid dream?
I tried it the last few nights with this mantra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcU43h7SS70
and yesterday it seemed to work(?) i felt like being asleep but was concious. I only saw blackness though and weird images forming in the blackness and after a while i opened my eyes and was awake.
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>>39479352
what the hell is that tv show bullshit?
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>tfw going on a run with a cute girl tomorrow
things are looking up guys
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until you run out of breath and she becomes disgusted at your lack of stamina
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>>39479282
I've been going on long runs by myself for years now
my stamina is sactually pretty grear
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>>39479230
Go on anon! Get out of here! Go be with your normie family!
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Am I gay if I find something like this arousing? After all, it's not like girls fap to pictures like this, so I figure if a straight girl wouldn't like it, it's not really gay, right?
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>>39479190
most guys find that arousing. most wont admit it though.
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>>39479190
I think you finding this arousing arousing itself
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>>39479242
not me. y'all some faggots
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How would one rob a drug dealer? Give me some tips n tricks.
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You probably shouldn't
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>>39479147
Don't.
That's a very bad idea.
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>>39479147
Same way you rob anyone else anon. Take their shit, dont get caught.
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Phrases the robot hasn't taken yet 2017-09-03 12:00:35 Post No.39479111
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Phrases the robot hasn't taken yet
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I finally had sex today
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>>39479111
Suicide is ethical
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>>39479111
Damn i wouldn't have thought that phrase was actually not taken already. Colour me impressed and disappointed.
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I own a car
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Anyone else love doing laundry? You get to make all yr dirty clothes clean again and smelling fresh. Not to mention the feeling of taking a load right out of the dryer and burying yr face in. Very cozy!
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>>39479093
Putting laundry in the washer is an easy way to make myself feel like I got something done. The part I hate is taking it out again. There are few tasks I have a harder time making myself do than folding and hanging up the resulting clean clothes.
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>tfw have started wearing underwear for almost a week to save washing them
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I struggle doing even the most basic daily chores/hygiene with regularity
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Where my chess niggas at 2017-09-02 11:59:05 Post No.39479086
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https://lichess.org/OjUXDbNN
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Use to play this exact one with a nigga I only know on the Internet. Nigga was scripting and I still beat his ass more than half the time
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>>39479086
Keep getting crushed by the level 3 computer.
Haven't played in like a week b/c kept raging.
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>>39479367
lichess computer is fucking hard.
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NEETS DOWN UNDER ON SUICIDE WATCH 2017-09-02 11:57:41 Post No.39479065
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NEETS DOWN UNDER ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>The Australian government is planning a two-year trial of random drug tests for welfare recipients starting in January 2018.
>The group will be required to undergo random saliva, urine or hair tests to see if they have consumed illicit drugs, including methamphetamine, MDMA, cannabis or heroin.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2145603-australia-plans-random-drug-tests-for-people-receiving-welfare/
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>>39479065
No more Australian shitposters!
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>>39479065
Do you really think neets are the one doing weed you emoji spouting retards? only failed normies and college fags are the weed smoking moron s.
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I wanna beat a NEET to a pulp
scum of the earth
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Have any of you Robots ever gotten blacked?
t.Robot who got fucked and dominated by a burly black guy and love it
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Are you gonna tell your future kids about this?
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>>39479038
At this point I'm so far gone sexually that I wouldn't even mind man
fuck me, cuck me and take my money
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No but emasculation and humiliation fantasies turn me on so I'd be totally up for it
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hooking up with fat girls?
is it worth it? im doing nofap and now im crazy horny all the time so I made a tinder but I only match with obese girls. some are messaging me I kinda want to fuck but feel like I might regret it. what would you robots do?
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Get as drunk as possible
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>>39479007
Can't you find a chubby girl instead? At least chubby still looks human.
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>>39479007
Just don't be an asshole, anon.
It's ok to have casual sex, but don't mock or mislead people for it.
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Why haven't you left your comfort zone, robots?
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>>39478981
It's an uphill battle I can't win
Besides, it's called a comfort zone for a reason
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Why would I not want to be comfy?
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I have plenty of times.
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Who here actually afraid of sex? 2017-09-02 11:49:47 Post No.39478925
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Who here actually afraid of sex?
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I Am, I sincerely hope I never experience it again. Share your honest feelings
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>>39478925
>I sincerely hope I never experience it again.
>again
GET OUT NORMIE!
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>>39478925
How did you even experience it the first time? I'm scared of it as well and I can't see it happening to me ever.
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>>39478925
I am lol.
Actually, have never even fapped.
Scared of how it'll feel and if it's gonna fuck up my dick
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Who or what motivates you to continue striving for a brighter tomorrow?
For me, it's LOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzZD77tAAQA
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Growing my net worth keeps me going. The promise of an early retirement also keeps me going
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>>39478867
>being a slave motivates me to continue going forward
You must be empty as fuck.
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>>39478819
SALAD-DODGlNG...
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Women have it so hard these days :( :( :( 2017-09-02 11:44:24 Post No.39478810
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Women have it so hard these days :( :( :(
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>Be me
>Femanon
>Been single for 2 weeks after breaking up with my ex
>Only get 40 matches on Tinder in 2 days
>Only had sex with 20 strangers since breaking up with my ex
>I'm so lonely, I've been single for so long :( :(
>Hundreds of average-looking men emerge and profess their desire to fuck, date, or be with the me
>I dont want to be even seen with those thirsty creeps
>Man of my dreams appears
>Ended up having a threesome with him and his friend
>Dont end up with dream buy but I settle for his friend and date for a bit
>Happy
>Had to break up with him after three weeks because he bored me and I want to have sex with different men
Is this what being FA feels like?
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>>39478810
Also pic related isn't me just to be clear.
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i like how you posted a slightly different version of this 5 min ago
so she turned you down huh?
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