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If everyone knows how fucked up society is, why doesn't anyone do anything about it?

There has to be a solution that everyone, including the current people in pwer, can benefit from...

I don't even want a complete collapse of the structure of our society. I just want things to suck less and for the average person to have more options for what they can actually do with their life and money. And for all of this "lolcuckoldry", "SJWReee!", and "Stacey <3 Chad" shit to end.
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>>38930828
It's only fucked up for the people on the short end of the stick.

For the people way high-up, the ones actually capable of making a change, it's all good for them. Why would they want to change anything?
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>>38930828
There is no solution. Humans are inherently flawed. A flawed creation can not create anything perfect.
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>>38930828
Just get the fuck out of the US, hell all of North America if you can. All of the problems with Stacy / Chad culture, third-wave feminism and the obnoxious expectations on men to be alpha shitheads is what gives this board the worldview it has.

And it's about to get ten times worse with Trump.

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All of your problems with anxiety and confusion could be solved if you tried LSD
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NO I have the same amount of anxiety but at least I dont wanna kill myself like every day. It dialed it back to about every other month.
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I wanted to try some LSD, but I had a friend who tried acid for the first time and he just disappeared. Like never picked up the phone and his apartment was abandoned.
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>>38930804
I'm scared I will permanently lose my mind.
Even weed makes me paranoid
ketamine makes me hear voices

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>chestlets eternally BTFO

Why are chestlets even a thing anymore anons when glorious hucows are becoming the dominant species

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40851224
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>TFW the glorious hucows revolution is just on the horizon
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>even with an A-cup they get a 5% discount
>they still complain its discrimination against women

Well where is my discount you roastie fucks? Also this is only possible in Asia where chestlets are more common and obese old people are not common. Real shame desu.
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>be american
>go to china
>eat for free

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>when you get a cold sore (AKA HERPES) on your lip
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normies and roasties get fucking destroyed
ill live longer than you, and ill enjoy it too
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>>38930723
Be thankful its not on your dick like I have.

>Yfw lose virginity at 20
>3 months later in a relationship with a girl for the first time, life is sweet
>Find out first girl have your herpes from a blowjob
>life ended
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50% of people in their twenties have herpes.
You can have herpes and never have symptoms.
You can give herpes by giving oral sex or just sharing drinks, even if you have no symptoms.
If you take antivirals, that still doesn't make transmission rates 0%.
You could never have any sign of herpes on your mouth, then go down on someone, and they can have a violent genital reaction.

The point is, don't worry about it. It's a non-issue disease. If however, you do get tested, you must tell every single person you have herpes before you kiss them.

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>long, shitty day of depression and loneliness
>when i finally manage to get some sleep (at about 2 am) i dream
>couldnt move, it was like a movie
>mom sends me to the mall to buy some shit
>i go in my meh clothes
>somehow i didnt even think twice about it, considering i suffer from social anxiety
>on the line to pay for the thing, see cute girl laughing on his phone to some instagram meme
>turns around and shows me
>"look at this"
>i chuckle
>we start talking
>genuinely feel a connection to this girl
>chatter and become friends in 2 hours walking around the mall
>she gives me her number and adds me to a chat group where she and her couple of friends share goofs and laffs
>its all comfy as fuck
>hold her hand for a second
>its so sweet
>she says she wants to go buy something for the both of us (ice cream methinks)
>we start walking, but i remember my errand and turn around in doubt
>look in her direction again
>shes gone
>i wake up
>desperately pick up phone and type in her name to see if i still got the number
>realize what im doing
>realize im this desperate over a dream
>stay awake for hours staring blankly at the roof
>tears running through my face as i finally get up and type this down

Not only that, she also was exactly my type: a cute tomboyish girl with dark medium-short hair, that practically dressed with the same effort and palette as me, very cute faced and fair body


Dont be shy anons, share your dreams
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>>38930694
call the number and see who picks up
do it faggot
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I think this is one of the worst feelings in the world.
Thankfully it's brief.
I've had too many dreams like this to remember just one specifically. The oneitis ones were always the worst though.
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my dream are literally way to autistic for me to write down anywhere even here
I feel like maybe my housemates are giving me these dreams to make fun of me

How would your life be different if you were suddenly attractive?
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>>38930660
It'd be much easier to get laid and make an impression on people, but other than that, it wouldn't be that much different.
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I would be more confident to pursue relationships with the people I cared about and I wouldn't be entirely alone and miserable
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>>38930660
I'd be an attractive loser instead of just a loser.

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Are you irritated by the fact that everyone has sex but you?

My parents do it, my brother does it, my sister does it, my peers do it. It's so fucking normal and casual yet to me it's like a Lamborghini that I will never be able to afford. It's unfair, they didn't put any effort to find someone they like, they just met them through mutual friends. I've been around people a lot and they're never aware of my existence. I just want to experience what it feels like being intimate with the opposite sex, I just need a little bit of warmness.
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>>38930539
Yes, but I'm also irritated American society is so sex obsessed.

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The fact that you want it so desperately probably doesn't help much bud, just reach out form a friendship and see how/where it goes, it gets easier the more you do it trust me man
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>>38930539
>Are you irritated by the fact that everyone has sex but you?
Not irritated but sad.

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What do I do if the only thing I enjoy is eating?
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>>38930521
become a professional eater or something somehow i guess.
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>>38930521
schedule therapy
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>>38930521
keep eating, dumbass

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What are your Vidya pet peeves? Mines Zelda always saving the princess
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When autists try to say zelda is a girl
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>>38930480
>>38930480
Zelda is the princess. Link is the character that saves princess Zelda.
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When I couldn't end up with the fish chick in that new Zelda game, I was pretty annoyed. Aquatic monster girls are my fetish.

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We're closer to 2023 than 2010
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>were closer to the moon than pluto
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>>38930387
>were in the future yet I still don't have any of that dope sci-fi shit they showed in all the movies
What gives? There better be a shitload of breakthroughs and new inventions before I become an oldfag.
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>24 hours ago it was the same time

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Please have a seat Mr. Anon. We will call you momentarily
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>>38930386
>tfw mom still makes appointments for me and takes me to the doctors
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>all of the zines are boring or full of tabloid shit
>don't want to pull phone out because most of what I do on my phone would get me weird looks
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>>38930576
just like play tetris or something

you dont have to do weird things on your phone ALL the time, anon.

women appreciation thread: say something nice about the female gender.
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>>38930367
>implying there's anything nice about these heartless, vapid whores.
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They have nice cocks sometimes
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A girl I had a crush on in grade 6 gave me a hug once before she moved to another city. That's the only time a girl was ever nice to me

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Annoying shit normies do

>get exited about nothing
>talk about their pointless lives or jobs
>normalize abnormal situations
>virtue signal
>stand in lines
>be loud for no reason
>act like their trivial problems are important
>post "cute" cat pictures online
>judge you based on superficial looks
>cry at funerals
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Shit on Haig.
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>>38930332
>stand in lines
Guess im a normalfag now
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>>38930332
I've noticed that normies have ironically started using the word "normie". I guess it has to do with the rise of meme culture and that "dank meme" shit.

Whaccha lookin at blacc boi
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>>38930298
The fun doesn't start until the bloody pus starts leaking out of your urethra, or pus globules start making your dick sputter when you piss.
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>>38930358
I've been sounding for years and never had either blood or pus my good black friend
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>>38930298
can't you just stick a jar in your ass like all the other normal people

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Femanons, post info about your ideal bf while robots try their best to become your orbiters.

> His age
> His height, build,general looks
> His ethnicity and location
> His hobbies/interests
> Why do you want a bf
> What could you offer
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
> Deal breakers
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
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no. please no. I don't want this
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>>38930318
We need the daily pain anon. To read the posts, see someone we like, but realize we could never talk with that person or interest them enough for them to talk with us.
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>25
>7'6", muscular male model
>white aryan, same town as me
>rescuing homeless animals and volunteering as doctor in warzones
>because I deserve one
>myself
>must be completely devoted and loyal to me
>under 7' tall, under 12" cock, under 100million net worth don't try talking to me
>5'1", 250lbs, 22, NEET

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