Need a (You)? Get in here. I'll respond to anyone about anythingthat isn't some randumb jokeas long as you post a picture of some sort. We can talk about anything.
My boss at work told me she loved me. Felt good tbqh.
I want a high IQ girlfriend but I can't find a high IQ girl anywhere. Where do all the high IQ girls hang out?
>>37716735
Das cool. At my new job (first in 8 years after long term NEEThood), one waitress is a bit nicer to me than what I think to be normal, and I wonder if she likes me in some way or if she's just an extra nice person. She asked me if I had roommates, which made me think if she was scoping me out to see if I had a fuckpad, but alas, I still live at home. I might have a few weeks of the house to myself in about a month, and I'll low key let her know.
Plus that's a tasty looking ugly burger. I get 2 free meals at my job as a bitchboi.
I never understood the problem people have with this analogy. It is not "sloppy seconds" to be with someone who's been in a past relationship.
>>37716615
Reminder that a woman's worth literally decreases with every past partner and hits zero very fucking quickly
yes it is and it's disgusting. there is no good reason to ever be in a relationship with someone who has had sex with someone else besides you. women who sleep around are worthless in every way.
1 relationship OK. More than a few, you're with a sloppy bitch
no worth in someone who sleeps around with everyone. Easy bitches are dirty
/r9k/, I'm a straight male and I'll be staying at a male friend's home for a frat party in his town
He's gay and has stated his desire to suck my dick.
Should I let him? Would I be a fag if I let him?
When its a good friend i would do this kind oft stuff with him.
Nothing to loose.
>>37716587
Do you want him too?
The fact you're asking means you want him to in some way.
Do it faggot, make that queer happy and get your dick sucked at the same time
who here works at a grocery storewhat am I getting myself into
>>37716448
It is superior to retail and especially to fast food.
>>37716490
How so, I've applied to a few places, couple were retail and fast food
>>37716448
I worked at one in high school and hated it, but >>37716490 is correct
>Bust a nut
>Can't find cum sock
>Use toilet paper instead
>Toilet paper is now stuck the entire head of my dick
The best capture method is a washcloth
Cum sock? what is wrong with you
>>37716395
Whats the best way to get the toilet paper of my dick
>>37716410
I used the same pair of cum shorts for 6 years straight and only binned them back in February
>10 pages of poetry
>2000 word essay
>due in two days
>>37716320
>eleven word shitpost due before I commit suicide
>heven't started
>>37716372
>heven't
Anon. We have to talk.
>>37716320
>CompSci undergrad
>Taking Calc 2 and Physics in a summer semester
>Really wish I could be comfy and write essays again
Fug, why can't English majors earn as much money as STEMfags. I just want to express myself in words, not code and numbers.
>go out to eat with bf
>spicy mexican stuff
>on the way back home decide to give him road head
>start sucking
>he starts yelling that his dick is burning
>fuck, forgot we just ate spicy food
>whole ride home he's grabbing his dick calling me a stupid cunt
i just wanted to suck his dick, god fucking damnit. how i fix this he's really mad
>femanon here
>femanon here
>>37716278
first by getting of my board, normie
>on road trip with bf
>eat truck stop sushi for dinner
>giving him a rusty trombone later that night
>when he cums he sharts chunky diarrhea into my mouth
Tick, tock. Get some sleep, wagie.
You want to show up bright and early for your meeting tomorrow. Wouldn't want to disappoint Mr. Shekelstein, would you?
>>37716241
I need my sleep.
this hump day was a fucking steep one
sorry NEET, I don't work tomorrow. but you can always remind me on the weekend when most wagies are off, dear pal.
>>37716241
joke's on you, the Shekelsteins of this world can suck my peenus weenus
and they figuratively do
I don't believe in heaven. I do believe in hell!
It's down the street from here, we both lived there for years!
>>37716188
i love you, cutie
AWWWWWWW SHIT! I wish I had a job to quit!
I promise not to get too drunk. I promise not to eat today. I promise just another pill or two and then I'll be OK.
>>37716182
She should do more porn.
>considered equal
lmao
Roasties have never ever had it as hard as men
>b-b-b-but muh first wave feminism
I would rather not vote than fucking ww1 I don't even vote anyway.
so which one of your assholes harassed her into setting her instagram to private?
>>37716182
Yeah it is.People here are just being edgy.
FACT: You're NOT owed sex.
Ask a guy who has raped before anything, i got 10mins or so,
why couldn't you just have a wank? was it empowering? do you feel any guilt?
>>37716139
Are you living out a fantasy through this post, or are you telling the truth?
>>37716139
Your Advice?
short, mixed race so fit in with no one, had lyme disease, just found a tick so will probably get it again knowing my luck. Weird face mostly due to ptosis(droopy eyelid) Parents are middle class but obviously prefer brother and refuse to help me even though they give my older brother everything. For example one xmas they gave him drum set and xbox i got a garbage can. Suck with woman even though in good shape. Career is a series of working my ass off to almost get something only to see it blow up at the last second due to circumstances beyond my control. Had two real friends but one got married and doesn't wanna hang out and the other moved far away. Why does god hate me? Also lordosis and one leg longer then other. Got hacked, so now my personal data is god knows where. going bald. car just burst tire. why does universe hate me? I haven't even done anything terrible, i try to help others when can.
>>37716087
Plain and simple. God doesn't exist. It's just a series of unfortunate events that happened over the course of your life.
>>37716272
so is it the aliens? the universe? the karma? ...
God has pre-determined everything. There is no free will and there is no random chance. God creates some of us specifically to suffer, as a way to show his power, as a warning to humanity of what he's capable of.
God does not hate you, but he does make you suffer on purpose. It's all part of his plan. Be grateful that he allowed you to exist at all. You serve a useful purpose by suffering all your life as he intended.
Girls are not everything in life, but how do you deal with the fact that no girl will ever pay attention to you?
>>37715878
I just want to be touched, cradled, felt, and embraced. Missing out on skin contact brings me mountains of feels.
I "deal" by pretending I don't have these feels or trying to ignore them
im fine with not being stacies crush. boys are better in every single way.
They do pay attention to me but in the most condescending ways.
Should I fork over $2520 for a tutor that'll teach me Japanese /r9k/? I want to learn so I can play Japanese games and anime/manga. I'm a consumerist trash whore I know. If this is retarded, let me know, and if there are better ways to learn, let me know too
seems like a decent price if they teach you it fluently
learning another language is a skill, not everyone can speak English and Japanese so it would help with employment and definitely impress people
you'd never want to work in Japan though
>>37715842
>spending 2k on something you can learn yourself for less that 50 dollars
>just so i can play games and anime without subtitles
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i dont care if this is bait this is legitimately the funniest thing i've read today and i've killed 3 fembot threads
>>37715968
cool
when do you get your medal of courage?
ITT: characters that inspire you to realize your dreams.
It's kinda weird how similar he is to me
>>37715705
>characters that inspire you to realize your dreams
Naruto.
>>37715723
No idea who the fuck this guy is.
>>37715735
Naruto can't even compete with Griffith. You should have posted Madara or Hashirama.