>So anon, is it true that your dick is 4 inches?
>I-isn't that like a babies?
So how does it actually feel?
>>37355954
No, my dick's actually 7 inches
>>37355971
May I join your LARP session?
>>37355980
No larping here friendo
Who /deadeyes/ here?
Parmegiano Reggiano
>nigger colored eyes
step aside subhuman scum
>>37356010
You cannot be a robot if you have blue eyes
This is fact
>>37356010
I don't know if my eyes are dead, but nice eyes, mate.
what should I name my kitten
she's 6 weeks old
Kitty dinner
Appetizer
Mrs kitterdoodles
What's the point of getting a gf if she's not a virgin?
>>37355638
Women are a meme. They're just like men but different.
What's the point of getting a gf at all? We can't. I am no longer and a selector, but I'm now selectee and passed over.
Well, for one, her lack of virginity implies skill in bed.
>boyfriend finds tinder on my phone
>starts freaking out and yelling at me and asking if I'm cheating on him
Why are boys so fucking insecure? Just because I'm using tinder doesn't mean I'm cheating on him.
>>37355612
Why are girls bedrooms always fucking outrageously messy?
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>>37355612
>>starts freaking out and yelling at me and asking if I'm cheating on him
Yeah right...
>pic related
This man is a multi-billionaire and people literally and figuratively look down on him.
Lankies need to leave this board.
Lel
What is he like 5'7?
it's not a good look famalama
>>37355536
Lanky guys are attractive, anon.
What do you think about old people? Personally they disgust me because of their smell and their weird behavior creeps me out (most old people are pretty slow mentally because of their brains slowly dying). I don't really have anything against them but they do get on my nerves when they're always in the goddamn way. Apparently old people are supposed to be wise and experienced with life which is weird because I've only met about 2 old people in my life that I found interesting and that I wanted to talk to. Every old person in my family is basically a normie except slower. How about you?
pic related
>>37355276
They smell like piss and always look like they're chewing something
there are some cases of chill old people
but most i see in public really are disgusting
>>37355341
Welcome to your future
Not me, I'm going to have a robot body!
>people here still think they have a chance of making it
Stop it, if you didn't have a GF during highschool chances are you're not what roasties want. Stop coping and move on. Chances are the near future will be pretty fucking dark so enjoy all these modern conveniences while you can and hope chad doesn't come for us.
>>37355143
>people here still think they have a chance of making it
really? not me. i know girls arent into me and ive got no chances. thats fine too, they arent everything.
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How do you get neetbux and become a welfare leech off the wagies?
So my gf was a schizo and I tried to help her anyway I could. I paid off her debts (more than 3000), started to get my life stable after 5 years of partying and binge drinking.
Quit drinking, quit smoking, quit school, started on my business making apps (was a bit of a dream of mine). Now I'm working 12 hours a day making apps and I'm really going for this.
My gf (36), for the first time needs to pay the rent, cuz I can't afford it anymore. I need the money for my business.
The first month she needs to pay the rent (her house btw), she bails on me. She goes back to her parents.
Luckily my mom is a pretty good person and helps me out by offering a house she owns in which I can crash till I get back on my feet.
Now this isn't the first time something like this has happened to me. My second girlfriend left me with a 1400EU debt. But this new one takes the cake.
O and I also bought this new one a car and such...
Now this girl, is giving me 1 week to move out of her house and she's gonna give up the rent.
Her goddamn excuse is: I'm not giving her attention.
We have the same talk everyday about this is pretty important phase in my life and I need full concentration and no hassle.
She gives me daily hassle and the shrink gave her antipsychotics to keep her calm.
Now that she's calm, she's constantly depressed cuz of the meds. And she was bugging me for 2 months straight about how sad she was.
I'm 27 btw.
The worst part is, all of a sudden after 2 - 3 days of me working on 12 apps at the same time working my ass off. She's been hanging out with this other single mom (she's a single mom too, kid is with her dad), and then after a fight this morning she talked with her parents. And all of a sudden she's changing the way she talks and acts all like I'm the problem in her life, whilest I've been the only person supporting her since we live together...
Nice blog post. Stop trusting women, certainly stop spending thousands of euros on them.
Saged because bad thread
>>37354854
Dude, this is genuine. How the hell can you build up a goddamn life with someone if this shit keeps happening.
Like, the first gf hurt... It was the first and lasted 9 months. The second one lasted 1,5 years and didn't really hurt that much.
With this one, I don't feel anything anymore. I'm fucking numb, I don't think dramaticly about the times we've been together.
I'm fucking numb man... I don't feel my heart breaking or anything. I just feel that she's an idiot.
Who do you lift for r9k?
To improve and better myself. Anyone who lifts for women is a fucking retard and should stop immediately.
>>37354909
i lift for women and its a great motivator for me. as long as you workout regularly then i dont see it as a problem
>>37354832
No one. I do it because I have gotten into the habit, and once I habituate something I cannot stop. Hence why I am getting fat too; I started to eat compulsively to deal with depression and I cannot stop no matter how hard I try
>want to start a beautiful family
>scared of heartbreak
I want a family and shit, but I'm terrified at the thought of her leaving me in the future. I want a forever-after relationship like my parents have... (pic related)
My last gf was a conservative Christian chick. We had amazing chemistry together and loved each other, and she STILL dumped me.
Love just seems like such a seismic gamble these days
>>37354756
consider the alternative.
take the gamble.
>My last gf was a conservative Christian chick. We had amazing chemistry together and loved each other, and she STILL dumped me.
haha
>>37354756
You will never have what you want. Rise up and kill the Jews and maybe you'll stand a chance.
>log into 4chan
>argue with strangers for 14 hours a day
who else here leads a fufilling life?
>>37354714
>4chan
>login
90% of the time I don't even argue I just watch others do it
>>37355084
toastey de oregano
Have you robots ever thought about discarding your old, given name and Identity, and adopting a new one.
>I hate my name for a couple of reasons. First I come from a family of loveless scumbags that live for the moment and are only interested in manipulating one another. We are not a "closed-knit" family that helps each other out. My family is a family of losers that drink alcohol, buy expensive cars and live for the NOW. That is why my family has nothing, and will never amount to anything. Any wealth we acquire in this life, will go with us to the grave or the cash register of our local liquor store, never to a legacy.
>When I was depressed in my room, dealing with bullies and sociopaths in my highschool years, these assholes made fun of me at home, humiliated me too, and generally just wanted me to stay out of their way. No love or compassion. No "lesson" to learn. We are scumbags. I come from a long line of them.
>I don't want to propagate this legacy. And I think that as long as I have the name these people gave me, and their surname, my identity will forever be tied to this family.
>I also hate my name because it ties me to my bullies. The way they shitted on me and my identity. In a lot of ways, my bullies made my name synonymous with human garbage, and I want to take a stand and define for myself who I am.
Anyone ever thought about this?
A common criticism I get when I bring up this idea goes something like this:
>I think you are just mentally ill, and should see a doctor.
From biblical figures that adopted new names and surnames, to businessmen (specially of the Jewish variety) name changes is not as uncommon as you might think. In a lot of ways having the balls to stand on your own two feet and discard your birth-given identity, to forge your own, is the opposite of mental illness.
I ask you now fellow Robots, ever thought about doing this?
>>37354430
yeah, I moved to a new place and just asked people to call me a new name.
it's going great so far. like two people know my old name but they never use it.
I want to change my name to Eduart.
I will not share my name tho.
>>37354485
Did you only change you first name? Or did you change your first and last name?
I am thinking of changing both.
kek
dui again
like a typical nigger
>>37354240
Damn he's ugly and pathetic
How sad
>>37354240
Typical niggers don't actually drink and drive that much. It's mostly Hispanics that do it.
His Asian side brought him success. Now the nigger within has awaken.
it's monday night time for a rose thread
come home rosebud
m-t
How sad that these threads are so dead now. But I hope you're having a wonderful evening.
>tfw youll never be her friend
at least once were dead we wont know it