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I once talked to a girl and she said hi back

>boyfriend looking for condom
>his first time
>I put on clothes and walk out of there

I went to a bar with some coworkers to celebrate something or other, I don't remember what.

Made out with a drunken whore of a coworker who happened to be at the same bar I was in.

I probably could have fucked her but by then the liquor had worn off and my inhibitions had reared back up.

She then hooked up with my supervisor immediately after.

I regret nothing.

Two of them look like aliens and the other two are just average. They all look like men without make-up on though.

What's wrong with coke?
Pure UNCUT coke is the best high you'll ever experience

>>34719579
>Why are Japanese pornstars classy and beautiful
They look like sluts to be honest
Traditional typical wife Japanese girls don't look like that, their make up is way more gaudy and their hair isn't the typical straight black if you're comparing it to the average japanese non-slut
The one on the left is wearing fake nails for goodness sake

You're just projecting because you don't like your country's version of sluts, so you fall in love with a culture that you know nothing about because your ignorance gives you bliss
Japanese sluts are just as bad as US sluts

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>age
22
>gender
Male
>country / state
Sweden
>race
White
>job
Boring gas station wagie
>political stance
Alt right
>religious stance
Buddhist
>physical disabilities
Type 1 diabetes
>mental problems
Depression and bipolar
>virginity status
Only fucked my hand
>kissless or not
Not
>handholdless or not
Not
>do you live with your parents
Nope

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>>34719492
>age
19
>gender
Male
>country / state
USA
>race
White
>job
Dish
>political stance
Right-Libertarian
>religious stance
Agnostic, but admire religous values.
>physical disabilities
None really
>mental problems
Depression, anxeity, shit like that
>virginity status
Currently a virgin
>kissless or not
I am kissless
>handholdless or not
I am handholdless
>do you live with your parents
I do

>>34719492
*census
My bad

Sitting on the roof of my 94 pontiac sunbird on the top level of a parkade, staring up at the stars at 11pm on a cold December night.

Fuck you i was standing

>>34719487
During my last year of high school a girl started talking to me and hugging me as a greeting. I eventually confessed and got turned down. Ever since then
>tfw no gf
has hung over me like a heavy cloud.

Violent but theatrical

>>34719377
its like drama but for men

I don't get it either. it's well
known to be fake, the characters are dudes in spandex and "hot chicks", and the plots suck

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>>34719351
Yeah all those pretty much apply to me. My sister has always said I was "withdrawn" and I've been called selfish by other family members because I always keep to myself

>>34719351
i feel like those all apply to me but they're things i want to work on and make better.

I hear voices quite frequently and sometimes see shadow people and just basic "reality glitches" happen all the time. I want to go meet people and get a gf and such but constantly feel like im losing my mind.

>>34719619
You might be thinking of schizotypal. Schizoid is a bit different.

>>34719313
That was fucking sad.

I don't know what made my heart wrench - him, the video, or your photo.

>>34719313
is he just tiny or is that chair built for landwhales?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fef-0FK3_k

How did you find this?

>>34719311
Because people don't take manlets seriously

what you want your own basketball league with trampolines under the rims or something?

>>34719311
Because even blacks should have the right to reproduce with other blacks. Manlets should be euthanized.

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>tranny that doesn't pass because of man height and man shoulders

I don't want to be bullied any more

>>34719290
because fat-shaming makes fat people anorexic

sometimes

(it's better to be anorexic than obese though)

cause there are a lot more land whales than anorexic people.

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i think you'll need some dreadlocks buddy

>>34719320
fuck i just shaved my head cus i was thinking about being skinhead but now i need dreads

>>34719273
any more pics of this girl?
oriegienaliorrr

i dont want to make my mummy cry

>>34719247
im too much of a coward to end it.

If I fail I could become a vegetable and get treated worse than I already do.

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>>34719161
Who cares cuckold?

roll

I would like to call my GF mommy and for her to call me daddy

but then we'd just be

PARENTS

...

If I had a GF that is

>>34719357
This can only go well.

>>34719133
so many normalfag threads

damn

That's how girls work my man

>>34719133
Roast her nigga Jesus Christ. You shouldn't value a toxic relationship like that so you shouldn't feel bad for calling her out

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>>34718965
idk, i smoke about twice a night. it's pretty good, makes me feel good.

do it if you want, i'm high right now and it's pretty nice.

If you're already a NEET then it makes doing nothing for extended periods far more tolerable and comfy, but if you have much going on in your life it will probably severely affect it.

You will eventually build a tolerance, produce less dopamine and need more weed

Anxiety follows. Stress becomes unbearable and if you're a super special snowflake you might fall to biploar 2 or adhd symptoms will worsen.

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>>34718832
ah shit; lets do it

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>>34718832
bahmp

we're currently watching zankyou no terror

t. espereia

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>>3471883
oreganol bump