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How is the /neetlife/ going my neet brothers?
I'm currently on a road trip with some fellow neets, everyone is napping atm. so I thought I'd check in on you.
also, thanks to all the wagecucks for letting us live this free and luxurious lifestyle
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Dila mshvidobisa, anon, and I echo your words of gratitude. It must be tough for them to bend over backwards for Mr. Shekelstein and all those pushy customers each day, but man, having all this free time on my hands makes their wagecuckery worth it. Perhaps I shall lift and jog then finish off the morning by brushing up on my Georgian. I've got to say: It feels nice having all the time and energy to do these things.
I'd invite our waged brethren to join us, but you know what they say: Another day, another dollar. Those customer feedback surveys won't fill out themselves!
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I'm a poor NEET, so my life sucks ass
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>>37681790
Thisis the best life.
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How much of my life is real? How much is imagined?
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>>37681769
No idea; sometimes I don't even know who I am anymore. Just dust in the wind I guess.
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>>37681769
At this point, my life on the Internet is more real than my "real" life. 90% of the people I talk to are on the Internet. 90% of the times I feel good are on the Internet.
I hope good VR comes out soon.
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>>37681769
What is happening right now is real. All what you remember is imagined.
Fun fact: humans are unable to remember anything. The only thing they ''remember'' is what they think has happened rather than something that actually happened. This is also why your memories change (without you knowing) over time.
Life scares me.
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{ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj879fSVbTQ }
>"Wait are you joking right now Anon? You're not? Seriously? So you seriously have no friends? Not one? But what about the guys you went to highschool with, haven't you like kept in touch with them? I mean, yes I'm kind of surprised. It's not as if I expected you to be super popular or anything, but to have no one at all? It sorta makes me wonder why you're so eager to spend time with me. It's just a little disconcerting is all. I hate to say this but I'm not really interested in dating a guy who has no circle of friends or any friends other than me. It's just too much responsibility for me to handle. I'm sure you're a great guy and you seem nice enough and everything, but I don't think I want to date you. Sorry!"
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>>37681738
Okay. I guess this is when I go home and contemplate suicide but I just end up jerking off and falling asleep.
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You dumb bitch you have more hair on your arm than I do. The reason I don't have any friends is because most of them are idiots like you. The only reason we're in going on a date is because OP is a faggot
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>>37681738
This is what I feel like would probably get me denied the fastest. I have literally no friends beyond my autistic brother who is several years younger than me. My hobbies are also limited and probably un-interesting to women. I want to go back to a time when a large social circle wasn't common, like in the frontier days. Sure, people had "friends", but surviving was more important than how many bros you had.
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THIS IS NORMAL, RIGHT??
I HAVE WHACKED OFF WITH 5 DIFFERENT TECHNIQUES EVEN TOUCHED MY PROSTATE TO MAKE THE BIGGEST EJACULATION IN HISTORY OF MANKIND BUT WHAT?
MY EJACULATION ONLY MAKE MY SPERM NOT *BSIIUUH* INSTEAD IT JUST *drool ala creampie*
THIS IS NORMAL RIGHT MY DUDES? I JUST HAVE TO JACK OFF MORE HARDER RIGHT? RIGHT?
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>>37681724
you have penis cancer
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All posts and replies after this post will be cursed to have a shitty life, if your life is shitty, it becomes exponentially shittier.
Posting anything related to immunity will only make you immune for a day, but the curse will continue after that day forever.
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>>37681724
You can find the best way to shit is to be in the office yesterday
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was he, dare i say "ourguy"?
pro`s
>shunned weirdo outcast
>burden upon his family
>was out of place everywhere/couldnt keep a job
>mentally unstable as fuck
>boner for weebart
cons
>actually got along with a few girls
>actually got laid
so what do you think?
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To /ic/ you fucking retard
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>>37681501
>impressionist
>ic
get out
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Joseph Smith founded a church that allows polygamy. Of course he wasn't a bot.
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Since when does nihilism permit you to be a sad sack of fucking trash? Yeah things don't matter but life is something you as a human being must give meaning too. You shouldn't choose the path that makes you unhappy,you should be happy that you aren't tied to the world and have fun. But no,you have to.be a sad sack of shit and mope around on the internet all day. Lmao nigga go outside and walk on foot into the abyss that is the wilderness if you are meaningless. Let the void take you. You would be wasting space and resources otherwise.
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Ok listen here faggots. Stop being sad that you lack meaning. Give yourself meaning. Be delusional,go crazy. Thats all you have going for you and you should shine with it. Not become a part of the collective.
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Learn how to crop images and then maybe I'll take advice from you.
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>>37681994
I Downloaded it like this.
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>download tinder
>go in with low expectations
>get a few matches
>one cute guy messages me but only says "hey"
>wait a day, intending to reply to him, but can't think of anything to say
>delete my account and uninstall the app
Why is tinder so hard? It's worse than face to face interaction.
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>download tinder
>get quite a lot of male matches and a handful of female ones
>some go no where
>a couple I get on well with and seem interested in meeting up
>kinda happy about it all
>as soon as they mention meeting up become entirely disinterested and scared
>uninstall
why does this happen
there's a qt brazillian girl i added on whatsapp from it who was sending me voice messages, we were meant to meet up 2 weeks ago but I just never got back to her for some reason
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>>37681347
>guy
You're either gay, in which case you should be using Grindr. Or you're a woman, in which case GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING SLUT.
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>>37681567
What if I'm bi? I still like women. Grindr is shit here anyway.
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>girl
>PTSD from childhood
>friend also has PTSD from similar stuff
>do rape roleplays as a means to cope
>also watch snuff and rape and actually get off to it (bestiality too on my end even though that's not even involved with my trauma)
>stop for a moment and have a bit of a realization
am i incel now?
pic unrelated, it's literally the first thing in my downloads folder that was SFW
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>>37681301
edit: part of the stuff i get off to for "trauma" reasons is basically illustrated cp. none of that loli shit where theres any sense of ambiguity. its actually what i'm most ashamed of for some reason
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>>37681301
>>37681348
You're not hurting anyone and coping. I don't see a problem.
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I'm not exactly sure what the logic is behind this method. Is it like "If u face ur fear u'll overcome it" line of reasoning?
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Come on anon lets play willy wars!
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mu little willy can't compete with you guys :(
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>>37681261
If I lose, what happens?
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>>37681374
Your boipussy gets used like a fanny!
how's your /nonphimosis/ dick works like?
do you just pull your foreskin like it's a banana or do you meet a little resistance when pulling?
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the most perfect dick is the 'snake in a blanket' kind, which i have. i dont need to pull the skin down i can enjoy fappimg on the spot as soon as i get erect.
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I honestly didn't know I had foreskin for the longest time. I thought I just had a fucked up dick. It wasn't until I was 20 and was fucking this girl that my foreskin ended up ripping and I was bleeding and freaking out. After that I trained it to be normal foreskin. Was super painful, but definitely worth it.
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>>37681259
Most of the time my foreskin is not actually covering the nob. It is usually back but I can force it to eat my nob.
No resistance in moving it.
A question for you... does it hurt when you get hard??
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>it's another "wake up in the middle of the night and feel depressed" episode
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just get drunk and have a wank buddy.
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at least you dont wake up with cramps in your legs because youre so tense.
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>it's an anon has sucidial thoughts as he tries desperately to get to sleep episode
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how should i propose to my gf lads?
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>>37681136
propose a good dicking
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im so tired i read prolapse instead of propose
propossals in fron t of a crowd are the best, bit ches love being the center of attentionn ya feel me
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With a loaded gun
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>graduated college
>applying for jobs
>a week goes by and I get a call from wal-mart
>they offer interview for job I didn't apply for
>it's loading boxes out of a truck for minimum wage
>40 minute drive to get there
>agreed to go for interview for some stupid reason
What's the point? Is this a bad decision?
Furthermore, how can companies get away with shit like this? It's a complete slap in the face for them to offer me shit like this that I didn't even apply for.
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I work nightshift at walmart it's not too bad desu
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my cousin waited a year to get a job for his major, called like 400 people and flew to eight different states
he ended up getting a crappy job he hates that pays 80k a year, he's getting his masters while working to hopefully find better prospects
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>>37681108
$80k isn't that bad, all things considered
>>37681085
It's not that I wouldn't work at Walmart, it's that the job is a 40 minute drive every day even though I'd only be making minimum wage.
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>13:36 pm
>two days into summer holiday
>bored out of my mind
>atleast 8-10 hours left in the day
>too early to start drinking
>videogames haven't entertained me in years
>watching movies often feels like a chore
I wish I was back at work. Any suggestions?
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Start lifting if you don't
Try sunbathing while listening to music
Go for a walk, maybe there are shaded trails in your area
Read something
Hang with friends if you're not a total loser
Smoke weed and go to the movies
Jack off
Explore new music
Cook a dish that interests you
Take a dose of drugs larger than you're comfortable with
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>>37681071
google some weird shit. fecal matter transplant is where i would start, start at a medical site, and just go from there until you hit a fetish site.
do this for everything that could possible be a fetish. weather balloons. piggyback riding tourneys. just load a bullet and spin the chambers
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>too early to start drinking
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, anon. Just embrace alcoholism like the rest of the world.
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Living with Parents is God tier
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>tfw mommy payed for all of college + my masters degree.
>tfw have zero expenses at all.
>tfw live at home and make 50k after taxes and save 99% of it. (Only buy vidya and gas)
>tfw will buy a nice house in cash once I'm 30.
>tfw will inherert millions of dollars worth of money and assets when my mom dies in the future.
>tfw will become a landlord and quit my job eventually.
All I need is a Cute pure virgin girl to live in my nice house with
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Atleast pay rent
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>>37680861
Why should I? My mom has enough money. I deserve to live here for free.
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why did I ever go to a dorm room