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>>35471479
Show texts and maybe we can help you.

Greentext death story now anon or I'm gonna sage

>>35471499
I don't want to look at what I wrote. Something like yesterday was fun minus almost dying lol. Then said here's the bar I spoke about: <link>

>>35471445
nah she's ugly and settled with a nigger

>>35471445
>marries a black guy
>cheats on him
proof?

>>35471445
the nigger she married is a well known faggot...kinda throws a wrench in things

she was his Asian beard

> nb4 fu-man-chu

>>35471424
Because musicians and artists are usually terrible, immature people, with more problems than r9k?

>>35471424
>""""qt"""
I hope pic isn't related

>>35471424
how do i do that, phamilia?

>post fap regrets

I never suffered from this meme. There is something wrong with you people.

>>35471410
me neither and I masturbate to weird fetish and gay shit all the time. I literally never feel bad for it ever.

>>35471410
>>35471432
Louis C.K. described it pretty well
https://youtu.be/XfkG_0hyIoc?t=77

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It's deep thinking. The deeper it is, the higher the chance someone would start thinking about his life seriously.
People who lack that usually say to the suicidal or depressed people to just "get it easy" and "just hang on". To them, life is simple.
To you, it's apparently not.
You might feel stressed in an inescapable situation, thinking "That's it. There's no chance I'm recovering/escaping/changing. I'm going to die".
The thing is, your situation consists of a complex of obstacles.
And you solve them one by one. Start with the first one, then keep working on the next one.
The key thing is to begin.

>>35471510
How about you just fuck off and kill yourself

>>35471337
Also, there's not many ways to commit suicide and look... at least presentable shortly afterwards.
Your head will explode after a gun wound. You will shit and piss yourself if you hang yourself, accompanied with a nasty skin colour, and if you slice your wrists in a bath, you'll be covered in feces and rot long before anyone notices the smell. Poison is not too effective, and there's a high chance you'll vomit it partially, while the rest of it will turn you into a living cucumber.
To me, killing myself is not worth it, but if I ever get tired of life - if you can call that life - I'll plan a killstreak of people who've been mean to me in the past, and I'll get very nasty with my methods until the police catches me.

>falseflagging by a slant eyed gook

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>>35471313
>>tfw most Asian guys aren't interested in white girls
Lol, since when? White girls are trophies for all non-white races, it's probably because you are ugly as shit why not even asians want you.

>>35471313
Because EVERYONE knows how shit white women are. They're a joke desu

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Food is delicious and will never betray you.

>>35471233
>tfw same weight but 10cm shorter

>>35471233
>183
>55kg
Why is life so generous?

>>35471212
you posted this exact same thread yesterday and got no replies. stop shilling. saged.

>>35471275
This guy is fucking triggered. That makes me interested. Convince me, Opie. Tell me who this is and why I should care.

>>35471179
why would you want us to be you? then who would you be? we're just being polite and letting you be you as long as you want before we take a turn.

>>35471215
Dude you don't get the sarcasm of the thread, is like saying "i get a girlfriend, why you can't get a gf?, i can tech you how to do it".
This isn't instagram or facebook.

>>35471263
normie get out and stop posting bait threads if you can't handle bait replies.
>saged

>>35471146
Screw reddit and the whole system.

>>35471146
More of an ass man myself, big tits dont age well

>Assuming men browse 4chan and not beta manlets

kys

>>35471101
>Drink 6 hour energy
>Get -1 hour of energy

>take super male vitality
>still beta

>>35471140
>buy water filter to free my system from the jewish chemicals
>still feel the need to look at porn

>>35471071
I think it would definitley helped if you mentioned 4chang in it and how emasculated men, betas if you will, crawl to the darkest corners of the internet to vent about their experiences/shortcomings and take solace in conversing with those similar.If you do you better credit me nigger.

>>35471071
First you have to define what masculinity is, then explain why it's important (the notion of having lists of gender-acceptable behaviors is quite out of style in this our current year). After that, give examples using marketing trends and real pubmed research data about models getting thinner, clothing being made for shorter, less muscular men, and fat men. Explain that this is cross-cultural, look at the Japanese notions of masculinity, as well as progressive middle eastern cultures. Explain that while the gender-acceptable behaviors list has changed and that the notion of gender is mixed, men are still held to their traditional roles much more than women, whereas a woman would be applauded for taking a career in a management position and seen as breaking gender barriers, a man staying home and taking care of the kids and providing for their emotional needs is seen as a lazy degenerate faggot. Conclude by competently restating your argument.

>>35471071
Anon just write a pro sjw essay. You'll get a better grade and your arguments don't even have to be coherent.

>tfw non-recessed chin but big nose

>>35470983
>non-recessed chin
that's recessed one

>>35471360
That's not even bad. If you had a recessed chin with a big nose then your profile would just be all nose. Consider yourself lucky.

HTML or C#

P a r s l e y

>>35472036
>html
>programming

>>35470982
C#, .NET etc will get you $$$, minimum around 70k

https://www.indeed.com/jobs?q=.net+developer&l=Phoenix%2C+AZ#

Also move to Phoenix.

I fap to horse cock

>>35471174
I draw horse cock

I just masturbated to gay furry diaper porn