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>tfw no clingy gf who loves me and wants to be with me forever
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>>34205488
>tfw clingy girl who wants to be with you forever but is a junkie and roastie
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>>34205551
What's she addicted to?
And how much cock has she taken?
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>tfw no sociopathic tomboy gf to play DOOM and plan the death of the normies with
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Why do Americans always shart in mart?
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>>34205377
why do 'strayans always die in the the outback?
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>>34205385
I've never died in the outback mate
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>>34205405
because you've never left your basement, m8
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WORST textbook of all time. 2017-01-17 07:31:18 Post No.34205322
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WORST textbook of all time.
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I hate this textbook. It's nothing but over analyzing stupid popculture tropes with some ultra-feminist overtones thrown in.
I'm shaking with rage at every singe page.
I'm just trying to get through this assigned reading, and it's nothing but an overview about the "brilliance" of an essay written by another student about how Barbie dolls are part of the patriarchy.
Did anyone else have to read this shit?
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>>34205322
I read this textbook and thought it was great anon it was very insightful imo.
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>>34205322
One of my favourite textbooks tbqh
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>>34205322
What class is this for?
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Daily Aus-fag thread but cancucks are welcome. What did you do today?
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are americans welcome?
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Quick, what's something Aussie women like?
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had sex with my gf(imaginary)
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>tfw got a iq test and the iq testing machine exploded from how smart i was i was to smart for it to handel
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My IQ is literally 141.
I have spent the last 4 minutes drinking rum, licking my wrist, and singing along to that Rihanna song where she goes "you oooh ooh". IQ is a fucking meme.
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>>34205338
Would you be my bf then smart robot
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>>34205283
BUT, OP
Isn't Betty, a WOMANS name?
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>tfw hate women so much but not gay
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Your gay and dumb
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>>34205222
Its not their fault.
Life is an imperfection.
Best of luck in your journey.
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>>34205373
*you're
perhaps OP isn't the only one that's dumb.
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I'm bipolar and in manic stage for 3 days or so now. I talk a lot and I think a lot. It's great. Sorta. Not really actually, part of me feels out of control (a metaphor for you normies: it's like a getting too drunk, fun at first til ya start to act like a fucking ass and you can't seem to stop yourself). I don't sleep, it is fascinating how little sleep I can run off when this way! Worst off, I can't get to sleep when I try. It can feel like I'm on top of the world but I know I"m not. It feels happy in mania until one small thing happens to piss me off. And then I just end up extremely low energy other times (I dont need to explain depression to you guys). Should I kill myself over enduring life this way?
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I have schizophrenia and i get rage too, i got really angry at my friend today for no reason and i feel bad. I have the insomnia as well. It really sucks, your pain is real.
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>>34205219
Have you started hallucinating yet? If you keep staying up, you will
I first experienced psychosis and hallucinations in a looney bin and thats not even what i was there for. Hella dumb
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>>34205219
If your not on lithium then your not really manic
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>watching that 70's show while drunk during a thunderstorm
Is their a comfier feel?
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>>34205217
>laughtrack
>comfy
otherwise yes.
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>>34205217
Growing up, I always wanted to have a group of friends like That 70's Show.
It obviously never happened, so I don't watch it anymore. Very uncomfy for me
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this is objectively the best show. there is not
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>girls have never flirted with me
>girls never even say anything sexy or sassy around me, amongst themselves or bring up anything sex or even relationship related
>girls go into clinical mode around me, nothing playful, just matter of fact speech and seriousness
>girls don't smile around me
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>say hi to someone
>averted gaze, mumbled response
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>>34205215
I know you want to maybe hear a solution to your problem, but Im sorry to say there is none
be in the right place at the right time. Dont worry though, many of us will be alone for the rest of our lives. It wasnt common before, but it will be for us
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>>34205215
I have the opposite problem anon
>6'3" attractive mixed cyborg
>girls who i know from class give me playful hellos when i see them
>girls that i dont know from class or just in passing look at me a lot; some smile
>been called hot/cute plenty of times
>girls flirt with me somewhat regularly
>despite this, ive only had sex with two girls in my life (one was overweight but attractive in the face, the other one was to make someone jealous)
>it's because i have no fucking clue how to talk to girls
>im the super serious one
>occasionally ill be in the mood to make jokes and witty responses that get people to laugh, but not usually
>a lot of girls quit trying because they assume that i am not interested
>pretending to be interested in them and flirting back feels forced and awkward so i dont do it
>right now i have a bunch of friends i dont like and a few steam friends that i do
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suicide letter thread 2017-01-17 07:24:49 Post No.34205198
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i don't think i ever had much of a chance. maybe at some point there could have been something but honestly i don't see how it could have been avoided.
if i make something nice then that's great, but i don't see how i can live afterwards. there's no place for me here
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>>34205198
Be glad you never had a chance.
The chance is what burns.
After what ive done no matter which direction i take
Im ruined.
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Do people make videos before they suicide? I was thinking about it..
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>>34205220
They like the ones
that never bitched
but picked themselves up
by their bootstraps.
Is that you anon?
Why do Black girls Love White cocks so much?
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>>34205170
>Meanwhile on bizarro BLACKED thread
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>>34205170
Because black people, like other nonwhites, are taught that white people are the most attractive
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>>34205284
>most attractive
Not just most attractive, but most successful, intelligent, and wealthy. Asian countries are redpilled so they do everything they can to emulate white countries because they only care about results
What's something you think you would be good at?
I would be a very good quality control inspector. I have a good eye for tiny flaws and I obsess over them.
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Can't think of anything. I'm not even good at suicide attempts.
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>>34205141
Probably a store manager or something, I'm good at keeping track of things, I would just need to work on being more assertive
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>>34205236
Try again, you silly willy.
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>tfw closet case
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>tfw thought I was a closet case
>turns out I'm a legitimate "pansexual"
I've fucked both types of trannies, men and women, and been a top & bottom. It's been a lot of degeneracy but at least now I know myself
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>>34205128
...
take a picture of your closet right now.
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>>34205128
>tfw closet case
>Implying 99% of this board isn't
I'm not in the 1% desu. Feels bretty bad.
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>Sorry Anon, I never really liked you THAT way. But we can still be friends!
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Being friends seems ok
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kudos ytmnd
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>>34205081
>Awww... I'm so flattered you feel that way.
>tfw you have a meltdown so bad you start shaking
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>tfw hold out tears when having lunch with mom
it just came out from nowhere
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>I am Iiterally shaking right now!
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>>34205058
>tfw you have a meltdown so bad you start shaking
I did this in class while giving a presentation once
I dropped out soon after lmaoactually no not lmao