Anonymous
femanons/fembots needed 2017-06-11 08:57:05 Post No.37648279
[Report] Image search: [Google]
femanons/fembots needed 2017-06-11 08:57:05 Post No.37648279
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: vocaroo_0.jpg (66KB, 432x432px) Image search:
[Google]
66KB, 432x432px
I've got a fetish for jerk off instructions (joi) to which I usually fap.
I also quite enjoy some gentle femdom.
problem here is I'm running out of material I like.
so, if there's any female here that wants to record her voice to make a horny anon very happy (it's really no effort and I only need the voice), pls reply
I'll explain if you have any questions on how to do it
4 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
delet because written like shit
>>
>>37648927
it's shit and inactive, also, too impersonal and I don't want stacies
Hi everyone.
I was hoping someone could help me find the name of this song that's stuck in my head.
It's a slow edm/dubstep song, and I tried to recreate a portion using some online sequencer that I found (it's supposed to be the vocal part with high pitched female oh-oh-oh's). Here's the link:
https://onlinesequencer.net/502298
Sorry if I'm using the wrong board, I tried in /wsr/ with no luck, and I trust you /mu/sicians to help me out.
Sorry if this is the wrong board; I tried in /wsr/ and /mu/ with no luck.
Thanks in advance.
>pic unrelated
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37648260
>dubstep
you have to be 18 to post here
>>
>>37648268
it's not really dubstep as in skrillex dubstep, it's just that i don't know enough about music to know how to describe the genre.
melodic dubstep is my best guess.
File: Ashoka-The-great-essay.jpg (55KB, 1000x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
55KB, 1000x1000px
Get FL Studio (or a different DAW) NOW. This shit is:
>all free
>fun as hell once you become decent (which only takes a couple of months)
>anonymous (if you choose to be)
>done completely alone in your room
>can get you money
>will save you from the infamous "so anon, what do you do for fun?" question
>etc.
Go to thepiratebay and get it literally RIGHT now
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
File: 107689fn.png (90KB, 241x228px) Image search:
[Google]
90KB, 241x228px
I'm going on a date with a 3/10 landwhale in a few days. What should I do to get laid?
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
They enjoy food. Get her a few jelly doughnuts and some pie. It's like fucking a crackhead, just give them their drug or they go crazy.
File: Screenshot_20170611-134636.png (298KB, 1080x1920px) Image search:
[Google]
298KB, 1080x1920px
Should I do it? Should I schedule an interview for this company?
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
File: 1480578972450.jpg (127KB, 699x485px) Image search:
[Google]
127KB, 699x485px
I hope you have a good day fellow anons.
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
File: ander-herrera.jpg (21KB, 590x350px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 590x350px
Femanons I know you exist. Answer these questions
> Would you consider pick attractive?
>Rate him from 1 to 10
I thought he was pretty average but it seems that he looks too much like a baby to some women and he is ugly.
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
Anyonme here know any secrets to nofap? My longest streak is only 1 week, I always relapse. How do I quit fapping for good?
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37648035
by fucking someone, which isnt an option for most of us.
>>
distract yourself with video games
File: 1481471592549.jpg (41KB, 776x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
41KB, 776x1024px
>Its an "anon realizes its 5:30 AM and can't remember if they just woke up or if they were up all night" episode
I'm sick of reruns already
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37648001
>It's a staying awake until 2 am then repeatedly falling asleep and waking again until morning episode
File: Inspiration-110.jpg (173KB, 750x368px) Image search:
[Google]
173KB, 750x368px
Who else keeps fishes.
I have a heavy randomly planted low tech 30gal over stocked and over filtered.
Plus a 30l igwami style with shrimp Betta and a snail explosion. I need to take more of the small one.
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
File: pepe-and-wojak-cosplay-contrast-coffee-mug.jpg (53KB, 800x800px) Image search:
[Google]
53KB, 800x800px
do you met a person from r9k in real life?
have you been friends with them?, what have you talked about?
I really want a friend who is a real robot like me, a friend who understands my pain, so we can suffer and hate together
5 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37647912
Anon, it is better to stop with calling yourself a robot and start to rethink your life. Finding another robot will only fuel your desire to stay a robot.
>>
Yeh, we've been dating for a year its p chill
>>
>>37647912
>have you met a person from r9k in real life?
yes
>have you been friends with them?
no, we met like 3 times
> what have you talked about?
internet things
it was boring and ackward
she was younger than me, a weeb, no interest in politics, and on top of that she came out as somewhat snobish. Didn't really work out.
Also knowing she was browsing this vile imageboard and this disgusting website thinking it's is funny made me like her even less.
File: 1496377293877.jpg (32KB, 638x480px) Image search:
[Google]
32KB, 638x480px
>Have cyborg roommate.
>Hardly ever talk to him, we only share an apartment to save money and because we don't annoy each other.
>Wake up this afternoon to the sound of him laughing with some girl out in the main room.
>Its been four and a half hours and they're still at it.
>mfw I'm trapped in my room and can't even get something to eat or drink.
Fuck me, I thought I was done with this shit after I moved out of my parents house.
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
File: David-Bradley-Walder-Frey-Game-of-Thrones.jpg (225KB, 2048x1538px) Image search:
[Google]
225KB, 2048x1538px
is walder frey /ourguy/?
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
File: 1479491987606.png (229KB, 332x358px) Image search:
[Google]
229KB, 332x358px
>go for walk along fairly popular walking trail
>Woods on both sides
>Hear voices and leafs rustling by one stretch
>Glance over to see what it was
>Bunch of kids doing whatever the fuck they do in the woods unattended
>One of the little shits says "he just looked at us"
>Wanted to make a comment about how they were not being discreet, but I figured it wasn't worth it
>Continued walking
What did they mean by that? I seriously just glanced.
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
File: pornographyintensifies.jpg (331KB, 753x707px) Image search:
[Google]
331KB, 753x707px
born to single mother, destitute.
have coin sock nailed next to door.
too far in debt to deposit check, have to cash it, collectors will take it if gave in bank.
all changes goes in sock, kids go to find change too.
change goes to once a month family event at sticky shoe theatre.
floor so dirty at dollar theatre all steps sound sticky.
cant afford her kids tickets, has to sneak us in, save tickets from previous times in case caught.
eat only one meal a day.
4 day a week its cabbage soup, not cabbage. lettuice in watter, watter helps fill stomach.
other days its "taco soup" soaked beans and canned tomatoes we get for free from mormon church.
never have candy, have dreams about the cool zebra gum with the rapper that you can lick to stamp yourslef with like temp tattoo.
school counselors think i have anxiety disorder because i constantly shake, is actually mal-nourishment.
get made fun of because of bulged belly "lol anon has a food baby" is actually sign of starvation.
4 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37647800
in highschool pitty comittee constantly telling me how thin i am and that i look good.
they think i have body issue cuz i immagine im fat, since i "refuse to eat lunch".
actually cant afford poverty rated 35 cent school lunch so try to pass it off.
mother marries trash, beats the fuck out of me but is our only hope of surviving, cant fuck this up.
1st day of P.E. class, take off clothes in locker room, chest and upper legs dark yellow splotches of purple.
bruises are better when they are underneath clothing.
get told that self harm is no answer because clearly this is self harm.
get in trouble because i skip P.E. after that.
spend 4 years like this because im finally getting rammen noodles which seems poor but is so much better than cabbage soup.
finally go to police, mother says liar.
history of theft and skipping school, just a rebillious teen.
stole lunch meat and advil constantly.
>>
>>37647815
spend years sneaking into neighbors shed to steal .22 rounds and borrow .22 rifle
shoot squirrels, younger brother and i eat them when we think nobody else is gona take em away.
still remember first candy i ever had, frined robbie gave me corner of his rice crispy treat his dad made him.
pretend squirrels are rice crispy treats, they taste like desiel fuel and burned hair, but my stomach hurts.
get kicked out at 17, live on actual street for 3 years in montana but its not too bad, gas stations give me the old hot dogs if i go in right before close.
turn 20, join army, not smart enough to do much because i never had time to learn stuff, am infantry.
go through shit most people cant immagine but cant claim ptsd
if i do, ill never be able to own a firearm again
firearms are the only reason i was able to kill tree rats so my brother dont have to deal with what i do
permenant organ damage, didnt have enough protien, body started eating my own organs
G.I. bill could get me a future when i go in college
cant go in college, have to work 7.25 dollar hour job so brother can eat while in highschool
finally go in college
>white people are privelaged
>americans are rich
inb4 life is hard i dont have gf
>>
White privilege is a word that came to be because minorities want their turn to commit racism and atrocities in the name of equality.
"It's our turn to oppress you, and you deserve to be punished for the action of your ancestors, whom you never met"