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Hey /r9k/, I need some guidance
>Be me, 7.5/10
>18 years old last year, met really nice girl
>call her "Emily"
>Emily is a solid 7/10, loved spending time with me
>Not really into the whole dating thing, but friend of mine tells me to go for it
>Decide fuck it
>Ask her out
>She says yes, first serious girlfriend I have ever had
>After a month in she starts getting really needy
>Constantly asks for emotional support, even when I am busy or in a bad state of my own
>Always chuck it up and help her out
>She is horrible at holding a conversation
>Gets mad over stupid shit
>Eventually my best friend's birthday comes around this year
>Can't go, gotta get that sweet sweet $8.00 per hour flipping patties
>Find out next day that she cheated on me with my best friend
>Find out that she nearly attempted suicide after I called her out on it and broke off ties with her
>Get blamed for this shit by friends
>About half think I am a manipulative sociopath
>Made amends with my friend, who simply didn't know that we were still together.
>Can'tstaymadathim.nds
>He's been there for me for years
>Still hung up on what happened with Emily a few days ago
>She didn't even seem sad until I figured out what was happening.
>Seems she was sad about being caught, not cheating on me
>Lost all appetite within the past few days
>Sleep schedule has been fucked
>Feel just...down recently
What should I do, /r9k/? She was my first serious girlfriend and this is how it ended.
Any advice would help me immensely..
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>dating
this was the first mistake
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>>39332172
Make sure the thot has been isolated and eliminated
Not understanding what you need from here, maybe a hug?
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>>39332172
At least you know what to avoid in your next """relationship""". All those red flags that you mentioned...
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ITT: we write a generic greentext story one line at a time.
>be me
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>And I died.
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>it was a hologram
oregano
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>and then in hell
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Don't play the lottery 2017-08-27 03:33:16 Post No.39332122
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The lottery has ruined my life. I started playing it about a year ago. First I was only buying a few tickets a week. After a few months I started spending my entire paycheck as soon as I got it on powerball tickets and scratch offs. Eventually my money ran out. In January I took out my first payday loan for 250 dollars to pay for tickets. Today I own loan companies almost fifty thousand dollars. There is no way for me to pay any of this off. Please don't end up like me.
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>>39332122
Holy shit are you that guy who kept posting lottery threads? I wonder what happened to you. Man that sucks, I lost $100 on blackjack then got drunk and lost another $200 and want to blow my brains out but I still have $500 in savings so I can bounce back. I have to stop thinking I can win it back
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On Wednesday night I had almost 300 powerball tickets for the 700 million dollar drawing. After going through all of them I realized I wasn't a winner. That was my last chance at being able to get out of this mess without killing myself. Now I have no other options left.
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>>39332199
You should read this.
https://krishna.org/bhagavad-gita-as-it-is-original-1972-edition-free-pdf-download/
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Be honest guys, were you rooting for him?Did he deserve to die?
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yes and yes. they all deserved to die.
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>>39332054
Just like Hitler, a glorious rise and a few years of ruling the people. Then a quick fall everybody saw coming.
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>>39332054
All I know is that he is hella sexi
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Post images that make you think "I want to be there" there's something about this one that does it. Maybe it's just imagining having a nice little place with someone
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>>39331784
Call me autistic and call me retarded but I am physically incapable of feeling love based purely on someone's physical appearance
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Also bonus points if she does lewd stuff.
>>39331838
We know that anon
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>>39331784
pls tell me she does lewd stuff
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ITT: Virgins describe how they picture their first time will go
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>>39331746
>$150
>Five minutes
>Get STD with condom on
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>practice gf
>motel
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>>39331746
it won'tfukurobot
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This is a penis. How come you're not sucking one?
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I like to look at them on my screen, not in real life.
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because I can't reach it
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>>39331728
>cumming on the floor
disgusting degenerate
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>tfw raised by single woman
>she's narcissistic
>pic is her to a T
>especially that third point
I had no male role models in life or a father figure. She never taught me anything about life growing up and then is surprised when I turn into a shut-in that can't deal with people.
Single mother feels thread?
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>>39331190
Yup. I can't tell you enough how totally accurate this is
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out of the seventeen traits, my mother had/has at least twelve
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>She won't ever genuinely apologize for anything
I lost, holy fuck am I mad
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Battlestations [POOR FAG EDITION] 2017-08-27 02:26:38 Post No.39331164
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Battlestations [POOR FAG EDITION] 2017-08-27 02:26:38 Post No.39331164
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Battlestations [POOR FAG EDITION]
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post your Battlestations fellow robots
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These threads die in 5-10 posts every fucking time.
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>ywn have a several thousand dollar setup
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>>39331180
that chair dude where can i get one?
of those?
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Give me ONE good reason you aren't playing guitar or any other instrument right now.
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I'm not playing right now because I'm lurking here, but I have a keyboard
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>>39330977
Hard as fuck. I have a qt pac112 and i cant even play the most easier songs. I don't want to practice 12 years! I just want to play some cool metal solos.
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>>39331018
You have to take it easy man everyone sucks at the beginning but it won't take you 12 years.
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I hate being a nigger so goddamn much, I wish i was white every day. No one should have to go through life being a nignog, maybe I'm this way cause I'm a trash person and my nigger body represents my nigger soul?
Kill me
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>>39330877
Don't call yourself that word. Every human on this earth has a right to be happy. I may be a national socialist, but that does not mean I wish harm on any other race. Best of luck in your journey.
t. /pol/ack
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>>39330877
I hope you're trolling, no one should be filled with that kind of self-hatred, especially for things you can't control and can't be blamed for. Where do you live, wanna hang out?
>>39330954
>I may be a national socialist, but that does not mean I wish harm on any other race.
lel you are definitely trolling. fuck off
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>>39330877
You don't hate being a nigger, you hate being an ugly nigger.
Post Chad Memes
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D@Nk
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This fucking shit is everywhere now.
Women are using it unironically to yet further embarrass non-Christian males.
Frankly this meme is out of control
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>>39330639
>Create meme mocking what /r9k/ thinks of as a chad
>Normies take it seriously
NO NO NOO NOONONONONONO ARRRRRRRGH GOD HELP ME
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU5KXTDCf-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVQOLX1wDAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ_f9O6d61A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
If you don't instantly recognize and remember every single one of these videos then you are too young to be posting on 4chan and need to GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk
I miss 2005.
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>>39330576
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0
I remember when my friend showed this video to me at the school computer lab. Good times
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>>39330576
I don't even need to play the videos, I already recognize the URLs
Anonymous
/beta orbiter/ thread 2017-08-27 01:41:20 Post No.39330484
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Who here kinda just wishes to be a good beta boy for a Stacy? Like doing her homeworks, improving her self esteem, always care for her, give her gifts or money etc? I hope you accept that is your destiny. Just pamper girls without nothing in return
Also share strategies to be a better orbiter and if you are a girl who want some orbiter let us know! Also be respectful to women in this thread
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>>39330484
For example driving her to places?
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in all serious, it's girls like these which make guys wanna be traps
look at how much power these wee dolls possess - is it any wonder dispossessed wee fellas start to fantasise about being womyn, cut their jiggly bits off, and try to get the same power?
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>>39330940
Why don't you serve them instead of cheating against nature?
Imaging passing your evenings doing homeworks for Stacy
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Is art school useless? I want to get into painting and have been considering art school but it doesnt seem worth it..can i just teach myself how to paint?
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>>39330406
Art school is pretty worthless. Had Hitler been accepted into art school he would have turned out a nobody.
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>>39330406
Art schools that aren't training you for the industry (trade schools that teach entertainment design, for example like Art Center or a meme school like FZD) are a waste of time because they guarantee no job lockdowns after you leave. But you can take your chance.
If you want to teach yourself to paint, go to /ic/.
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>>39330423
I think it would be funny if there was an alternate reality Hitler who got accepted into art school, was a nobody, and wrote self-published fanfiction about killing jews.