>tfw dicklet
what do bros?
It's not small. It's average.
This is about the size of mine. Is it way smaller than average, or just a little bit?
>>36925705
how dicklet are you tho vro? dont fall for the 8 inch meme, and make sure you measure correctly. I almost was driven to suicide thinking I had a 4.9" but i am actually 5.5", and also, even though i still feel inadequate, it's been mentally getting better.
When my gf got home today I had her suck my dick, then I fucked her and came inside her pussy.
>>36925701
That's your gf? You lucky bastard
>tfw shit like this is happening at every minute around the world
>>36925701
why do so many girls ear underwear now with little bows up top? the last four girls I had sex with had the same underwear.
I want to date a girl who knows what it's like to be alone.
>>36925697
Why do you want that anon? Someone to share the pain with? I would want someone to share my loneliness with.
>>36925729
It's about being grateful that we have each other so we no longer have to be lonel.y
>>36925697
>I want to date a girl who knows what it's like to be alone.
I know how that is already. It won't go well, they'll end up being a whore eventually.
How many mods does this place have?
It doesn't matter because the total budget for their pay is still $0.
>>36925654
2. A mommy mod and a daddy mod.
None. 4chan borrows then from rebbit on shit breaks
>there are drug users and camgirls browsing this board right now
how does this make you robots feel?
the literal scum of the earth actually believe they belong here..
>>36925641
Makes me feel like you want to recreate the power balance that makes you feel like you're on the bottom, but with you on the top.
It's cool to like that something feels exclusive. But you're just acting like your own board's caricatured chads and stacies.
>poor people use drugs
>middle class use drugs
>rich people use drugs
Every level of society uses drugs. Of drugs are so degenerate then surely you can make something of your life much more easily without them right OP?
>>36925641
Does anyone have the version of this pic with the naked fat guy in the background?
I'm 20, never had a gf, haven't made a single friend in two years of uni, and I'm generally beta as fuck. I get matches on tinder/bumble but it never goes anywhere and the one girl who I talked to for more than a week ghosted after snapchating a few times. Should I just drop out of society and live out my days in hedonism?
>inb4 get /fit/
everyone there tells me my shoulder/waist ratio is too fucked and lifting wont help
>go socialize
I'd just get made fun of by people I can't relate to and I don't want to bother anyone by being a buzzkill
>just kys loser
Only once my parents are dead, but they are Chad/Stacy and healthy as fuck so it's going to be a while.
Yes I know how pathetic this sounds.
>>36925406
become a cicci slut for alpha men and offer your boi pucci to those who deserve it. You're not a man anymore. You will be a 'woman', limp clitty dangling and leaking as chad rails your cicci pucci.
Give in, OP. You know it's your destiny.
>>36925407
I tried man but homosexuality just disgusts me in general.
>>36925406
>tinder
not redpilled faggot go to church
Show me your eyes robots
Ravioli ravioli fuck yourselfioli
brown eye master race lol
>>36925622
L O N D O N
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what did my roastie roommate (who knows I'm a robot) mean by this?
p9a
>>36925379
yes
divock origi
>>36925368
She knows you probably fap in your room thinking of her, so she wants to help you get paid so you don't creep her
>ywn experience the glory of the 3rd Reich
>>36925360
Fourth time's the charm.
>>36925360
Most robots and 4channers would've been imprisoned under the rules against the mentally challenged
Sieg hello anona!
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE PUT INTO FUCKING BREADING CAMPS WHERE THEY ARE KEPT AWAY FROM SOCIETY UNTIL WE DEVELOP AUTOMATIC ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION!!!
THEY ARE ALL STUPID CUNTS THAT ONLY WANT TOP TIER CHADS ANYWAY THE BITCHES DESERVE AGONY
What kind of breads are made at the breading camp?
>>36925297
>breading camps
>>36925297
>BREADING CAMPS
Sounds tasty desu, hook me up with some sourdough when this holocaust of yours happens anon
>tfw no cute, loving wife to greet you after a long day of work and cuddle with until you both fall asleep in each others arms.
lol that's not what being married is like
>>36925316
How could you know.
You are here after all.
>tfw no cute, loving wife to cook nutritious homecooked meals while talking about each others days together over dinner.
Is she really worth orbiting, anon? Why do you keep doing it?
Well i'm really only orbiting her because of the distance between us. so yeah i suppose she is.
>>36925279
>oneitis ghosted me exactly 3 weeks ago tmrw
>get a normiebook email
>ohboy.png
>it's her bday TODAY
>don't msg her
>mfw she's realized I'm in luv
>which is why I haven't texted back
>still haven't messaged her ours later
Am I doing the right thing robots? Should I stop? Wait for her?
I ghosted my oneitis after months of orbiting and never being able to go all the way with her
>Shared eye contact with a cute girl while walking and she maintained it when I looked at her back
Did I just lose my virginity?
>>36925259
She was keeping her eyes on you to avoid a potential rape
Shut up retard.
>>36925259
HOLY FUCK ANON YOU REACHED THIRD BASE
GET OFF THIS BOARD
>>36925259
no m8 you have to stick your penis into a girls vagina for that to happen but its a start
What's your net worth?
>got 25 dollars in an amazon account
>have a $150 dollar iPhone
>have $15 in my pocket
>have $100 worth of Pokemon cards
>have about $45 worth of drugs and weed in my closet
Next thing on the list is hopefully a laptop, nice shoes, and some clothes
$100 in the bank
$1700 + $500 worth of games and loot
$2000 worth of warhammer 40k
$1000 worth of clothing
> 600 in bank
> 400 in post office
> 50 euro shitty phone
> worthless degree from a decent university
120k bank
2 paid off houses 420k
And who knows how much with all my other shit
2 vehicles 80k
2 boats 70k
>out of uni for the summer
>no job
>got bored of watching anime and jerking off in two days
what do
>>36925193
go volunteer at the local hospital
>>36925193
If u live in CA u can work for me. I can pay u 3k a month
you could always get a job