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Can give advice if anyone needs inspiration to get over the hump. Be confident, don't be insecure about dick size which was part of my problem. Thought I was really small at 5 inches but girls laugh when I say I'm small. Even if below average a little that doesnt fucking mean small

>>37632223
I bet you wanted the 2222 quads. Better luck next time you fag.

>>37632223
25 is pretty fucking Robot.

>>37632182
tell me about it friend. how does it work, what routine is good, where can i get one how much does one cost

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there's only one problem with this plan, OP. I'm lazy.

>>37632182
I'd say a bench, a bar, and weights are more effective. You can do bench presses, squats, deadlifts, and overhea presses with that. That's all you need to build a perfect body, workout equipment wise.

I need advice now, for everything.

Where did you find the motivation? I know I have the potential to do better, but im mentally exhausted.

>>37632143
how old are you

original content

trust me /r9k/ give it a try okay?

Except latina women speaking spanish is literally the most annoying thing that'll ever assault your ears.

Jynx Maze got blacked

>sexual dream
>about to go ham on pussy
>something happens that clockblocks me
>girl turns into lovecraftian horror beast during
>wake up before fucking anything

Error: insufficient data for the depiction of meaningful sexual scenarios with the emotions that go with them.

>>37632116
had a dream last night i was having sex with a girl i know in my shower. it was nice.
been having really sexual dreams lately

>>37632116
tfw no squid onahole

Pretty fucked up senpai. Are you the same hapa anon from the last thread?

>>37632112
yes, life is pain.

>>37632065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQX8x7m7YC8

Imagine all the hapa rampages that would have been mitigated if they just saw this video

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>>37632005
Girls told me if I loose the extra weight I would look very hot.
I'M just too fucking lazy to work out the lowest I ever gotten was 200lb and as of right now I'm 250lb 6'1. This causes the fat too proportion throughout my body and because of this my penis look small.

I'm always stuck on the the fuck you lane.

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>pretty okay looking guy
>facial symmetry destroyed by facial birth defect
>can't be corrected by surgery because of complications with another much rarer defect

I could deal with just being ugly, but it sucks covering the messed up half of my face with my hand and knowing that's what I was fucking SUPPOSED to look like

>>37632393
Just wear a mask that covers half your face, like the Phantom of the Opera

It gives the perk of looking mysterious and badass

Avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid

>>37631986
the filename describes my thoughts perfectly

>>37632141
wow she could be a totally functional person researching the cure for cancer

First for even if you think you have good friends they will one day outgrow you and leave you to rot alone.

>>37631919
You are now on a watchlist.

Drank a load of vodka and coke and feel like a disgusting bloated mess.

>>37631896
im a social parasite.

I have work tomorrow at 7am and piles of homework to do. I have next weekend off though so my roommate and I are going out.

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>>37631896
I've exited my 20s. Only darkness now.

OP is reddit

>>37631866
t. reddit poster

Bello BeBBit

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>>37631824
lol, you're next level of faggot. NEETs don't do anything productive and rot in their own filth

>>37631824
>practicing my French
None of those verbs were conjugated. You literally used Google translate and it failed you horribly.

>>37632027
its neet dialect you pseud brainlet

>>37631816
Nice, I haven't broken the twenty hour mark yet
I guess it makes sense that's repetitive, he does college lectures and that's pretty much coming up with a couple quality hours of content and giving them again and again to different groups
Also I don't think any of his actual lectures are included because the college probably doesn't allow that and you can tell since it's all fun stuff and not reading books
I think he used to do a low key podcast with other people, that's probably different

idk I don't think anyone has 100s of hours of pure original ideas

>>37631875
>Also I don't think any of his actual lectures are included because the college probably doesn't allow that and you can tell since it's all fun stuff and not reading books

He definitely puts out his actual lectures, but there must be lab sessions and other content that is students only. He mentions assignments and readings that are obviously not on YouTube.

>>37631806
okay whatre you streaming?

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GET IN HERE NOW GOD DAMMIT

>>37631840
OPM tonight to test the waters

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>>37631652
I don't, I'm the best person I know.

Well it actually is Felix Argyle, because he is litteraly perfect but whatever.

>>37631652
My inability to let people in and my inability to change myself.

I tell myself and the world that I'm a caring person with good intentions, obsess over being a good person constantly, then just end up getting drunk and doing a bunch of bad stuff.
Fuck.