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Encourage him to inject bovine growth hormones into your breast and genital areas. Become a caged collared fuckcow for your bf.

>>39222019
>what should I do??? I don't like this
Well tell him that.
Or learn to enjoy it.

>>39222019
>my boyfriend
GET THE FUCK OUT

Jews would just move on to the next race

>>39221891
whats the pic from?

originalloo

No I just assume it's mostly whites that make them anyways

>>39221863

Who cares? You will never know, or if you do it will be too late so you might as well get on with life as it is and enjoy it

more then often I have a feeling something is very wrong with my existence but can't quite place it.

christians call that the call to god.

>>39221913
Where's the phone? Under the couch and out of batteries with an unpaid phone bill?

>>39221582
Why the fuck would you hit an autistic kid anyways? You're just a pussy ass beta bitch who didn't know how to stand up for yourself or walk away and avoid.

I'm sorry about your pet bird Anon. My brother let my pet bird out of it's cage outside when I was the same age and I never saw him again.

>>39221847
He knew exactly what he was doing.

*Wallpapers. I'm dumb.

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You are aware there is a board specifically for this kind of thing, right?

>>39221661
Not OP, but I thought that board was only for anime related wallpapers?

Why are his eyes like that? Is he smoking tobacco?

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>>39221622
>is he smoking tobacco

>>39221702
I'm just wondering. My dad grew some real stinky tobacco, and when he brought it inside he rushed upstairs like he just got a gift on Christmas morning. I was changing the oil out on the baler earlier today and I saw him doing cart wheels on the field.

I landed a job today. Best feeling ever.

>>39221344
how the fuck do you make it through a interview?

>>39222021
Coffee.
I couldn't sleep all night because I was extremely nervous. I was so sleepy and tired at the end, that I didn't give a single fuck.

>>39220833
You have signalled that you are available but a hard catch. Women love a hard catch because of the thrill of pursuit

>>39221852
Holy shit, they a truly are a bunch of savage animals.

>>39220833
You have any idea how hard it is to guess someones personality from just a few interactions? More so when you are the weaker sex? Girls take interest in taken guys because there is something about you that makes you desirable, also there is a possibility that you get a boost of confidence and as such project a better you.

Did you actually do something really, really bad? Or do you just feel chronic guilt over every little thing in your life?

>>39220360
I dont you just ignore it I had a little guilt cheating on my gf the first time but after that the flood gates opened and I always have a side girl to fuck.

>>39220360
What did you do also you shouldn't feel guilty if you like dickgirls it's 2017 you can be as homosexual as you want anon.. last night I jerked off with a trap in discord was great.

normie life is only acceptable if you have a good job you like and a good partner you like in a good area you like
attaining all of that is not very normal actually
in fact i think it might be more doable by the slow weirdos than the cookie cutter npcs

>>39219557
just get a gf anon then put your shitty life back on track

>>39219557
>is older than 25
>still uses the term normie
No wonder...

>>39218996
Get a .45 caliber handgun and make sure you get hollow point rounds

It's more expensive but there are several instances of people surviving lower caliber shots to the head. A 45 hollow point to your head will kill you for sure. Worth the extra money friend

>>39219064
Also OP if you're looking to get real dirt cheap but still effective for suicide. Buy a Hi-Point in .45 ACP

Hi-points are terrible guns but they're much cheaper than other handguns of that caliber, and if you're just looking for a suicide this might be a good choicd if you're low on money.

Glocks and 1911s are usually the popular choice for that caliber but more expensive, while hi-point is low quality and dirt cheap

>>39219143
Budget is ~$700-$800

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>>39440526
Just finally do it

>>39440526
if love is really blind you should test that theory by putting bleach in your eyes right now

>>39440565
I was gonna do it then I saw this video of ciara and I clinged on it like following the light. SHe witnessed me too, I dont know if she is really obsessed level thinking about me but I really think she does. I wouldnt compete with any of you if I thought we were any less then ideal for each other. Im not delusional too I realize it may not work out because she keeps a space between her and any situation she is in and she willl ignore her feelings towards me even though if I may be very charming or whatnot so yeah.

>>39440403
She wants Chad.


Women are just fucking awful stupid evil ugly fat gaining fucking nimrod dicksucking monkey fucking shitbags that eat dicks and watch son porn.

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>>39440447

>elliot rodgering intensifies

>>39440403
Tinder is so awful these days. Cant even get a single match with my usual tactics and paying for plus.
Feels like its exclusively for Chad, i hear even decent looking normies have a hard time these days.

What do you think? Lack of motivation. Loves food too much. Society doesn't fight against obesity enough.

I'm hungry all the time and food is one of the few things in life that actually brings me any sort of feeling of pleasure.

fat people tend to be one of these
type 1
>parents are fat
>raise kid to be fat
>kid grows up fat, his body is fucked when it comes to appropriate hunger signals
>struggles or doesn't attempt to lose weight because being fat is all he has known
type 2
>normal in their childhood and teen years
>probably played a sport or two
>they go to college
>stop playing sports
>they keep on eating like they were in high school and probably pile on extra calories with alcohol
>they get fat

Nobody got paid or laid?

>>39439942
$680.20
At least I'm not in debt.
But I do still live with my father, who is terribly in debt.

Literally 5 fucking dollars