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>>36114270
Cause this is normie chan now faggot. You should leave.

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>>36114270
Whaddr you gonna do about it fat tits? Fucking NEETS are all the same, fat and pathetic

>>36114270
because you are boring and this site was shit before.

No, I don't live in a nigger land of femi nazis

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>>36114198
Wasn't circumcisions supposed to make everyone cleaner and healthier?

>>36114198
Makes me feel better about myself. Roasties and Chads who fornicate constantly getting what they deserve for their whoredom from God. But I'm not going to be glad about this happening to them or boast about it because that would be wrong too.

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> letting a female cut your hair

>Yes
>I'm still studying
>Electrical engineering
>Yes, good to finally get some sun
>Wish I did, but nothing appealing in cinema lately

go on anon
I'll write up a script for you, you'll learn to talk to people and who knows maybe one day you'll stop being a lonely miserable basement dweller.

>tfw so cold that even barbers cut your hair in silence
I probably exude autism.

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You're so weird man. Why do you even bother at this point with this shit like come on. Kys.

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>>36114189
ANSWER THE QUESTION MOFO!

BUMP DONT LET THE THREAD DIIEEEEE

>tfw my existence is a fetish

>>36114101
what a unappealing image on linetarp

>>36114101
>Are traps a normie fetish?
They are a cyborg fetish.

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>>36114077
Shut up you stupid kike.
My girlfriend says you're a homosexual person.

>>36114077
4chan has always been racist. And a lot of us from the early days actually went out and did something with our lives. It wasn't a place to complain it was a place to be edgy and hang out with likeminded people. old 4chan would shit on r9k more than it already does

>>36114077
SOMEONE FUCKING REPORT THAT BITCH! THATS FUCKING ANIMAL ABUSE!
THE CAT DOESNT WANT TO DO THAT!
STUPID FUCKING LIBERAL CUNT WHORE

>>36114076
When did normies ever love Trump? The huge majority of people between 18-30 were Hillary supporters.

>>36114151
Who do you think voted for him?

>>36114151
>implying /pol/ isn't made up of 15-24 years old

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>>36114071
Meow meow motherfuckers! :3

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My catto

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She turned 9 this year.

So grazt ur another cunt. Sage bait harder tranny.

>>36114035
l love being a man. Especially nowadays.

FinaIly, without the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our Wives, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and fat women will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my wife filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on her. I wasn't even ashamed when she walked in on me fucking another woman, because I was sick of her bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my Asian lover for weeks after she found out, sometimes even while my wife was home. She had to listen to us fucking and me getting succed by superior asian mouth while he slept on the couch. She eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while she was in jail, to prevent her from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of the children she doesn't even realize aren't hers, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

She whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by herself and pay me what she owes me. S0 pathetic.

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>>36114166
The "Mal" guy already has you beaten friend.

I love being an above average looking man. Especially in this day and age.

Finally, with the corruption of society, I can assume my role as the alpha male. All of my colleagues are beta cucks, and even if they're chads physically, they're not 6 feet tall like me.

For example, my cuck friend filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was banging his girlfriend. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking his wife, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to spout anything else than typical beta whining about how he loved his wife and how I was a terrible person. I continued to sleep with his wife for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while he was home. He had to listen to us fucking and his wife getting pleased by a superior chad cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I let his wife clean out his joint checking account and froze it and froze his credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, his wife was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for taking advantage of a broken society. Meanwhile, I married her, assumed custody of (my) his kids, and moved out with her to San Fransisco where I can continue to cuck Betas and fuck their girlfriends/wives. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay his wife what he owes her (Little does he know she just gives the money to me). So pathetic.

>>36114028
have fun dying like a bitch.

faggot

>>36114136
>implying I have the option of dying like a Chad

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>tfw no time-travelling bf

>>36113948
that face is totally busted

>>36113948
I can't fap to her ever since I saw that anal wart she had

ava is better

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>>36113946
Sounds like you need some thicc my boy.

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>>36114111
Stop trolling me. It's unkind.

>>36114111
That bitch is fucking disgusting.

do you have a nice beanbutt

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>>36113923
*sigh*

Fucked a twinky after the thread died.

He gave me a lot of tequila

I did stuff

I walked around aimlessly for a bit.

Don't remember a bit of the night.

Show penis or gtfo

You dont. mummy will find out that you fap to traps

Who cares. You'll most likely just be saying inane incoherent shit if anything. Enjoy the painkillers

>>36113883
>Slurs words
"Mommrnfffffuck you niggerrrrs, we shudda killed ya instead of freein"
>Mommie panics
>Holds your mouth shut
>You suffocate to death

>>36113869
>feet
>panties
>pantyhose
>domination
>getting pegged
>getting rimmed
>squirting

A-am I vanilla?

>>36113896
yes

that's pretty fucking vanilla

are you sure you aren't a filthy normo?

>>36113869
feet.
stockings
wide hips
dirty talk
slight bdsm (pinpricks whipping etc)

>to be honest i like cuddling more than having sex...

am i normal?