Bald feels thread
>balding has gotten so bad I have to shave my head literally every day now
>if I let it grow for just one day it already looks retarded
Just fucking end me
How viable are toupees nowadays?
it feels bad, but at least now you can become a neo-nazi and get some friends
I'm balding and 25 but still in school. None of the girls seem to mind at all. They are ~20-24.
It's not a big deal, man.
Will he ever suffer in his life the half ammount of the pain that we feel during one day?
If you accumulate all the pain he ever feels then yes.
How can you say you're suffering if you're so comfortable and lazy that you can't bring yourself to lose weight and go to the gym
>>34188961
no.
i dont even know what would be considered bothersome or an inconvenience for this guy.
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!
Anyone else here have an uncontrollable flow? Every time I piss I get lot on the floor most of the time because my piss shoots in all kinds of directions
Just right now I was pissing, standing right over the bowl (because dribbling is also a bad problem) and my stream forked into two different streams. One got in the toilet, the other all over the floor.
What the fuck is wrong with me? My parents said they'd kick me out if I continued to do it. But it's not my fault!
Does it have to do with the fact I'm obese? Please help.
Sit down and piss, problem solved
Pull back your foreskin, you damn idiot. And clean up after yourself.
>>34188945
Just sit and piss like the tiny dicked bitch you are.
Or lose weight, its not that hard.
Stop being an INFP/INTP.
INTP here.
I can't. I'm too far out in space to care.
>>34188898
>tfw every time I take those tests I get INTJ
>tfw no matter how hard I try, I'm in the "nothing personnel" category
Just kill me tbqh.
ENTP mustardrace
Be my druidess
Be my everything
HEY BACCHUS
SHE HATES ME
>>34188869
>tfw green man
I'm glad this talent-less Chad is dead
>tfw I'm the only virgin on this board and you're all roleplaying normies
>>34188862
We at least there is 2 of us on this board.
t.23yo virgin
Why do shitposts always have to illicit a reply from me?
>>34188862
>>34188868
I am obviously the 3rd and last actual virgin on this board.
I'm obsessed with killing my next girlfriend. Any fembots find this attractive?
>>34188797
>Any fembots find this attractive?
Are you insane?
>>34188845
there are lots of freaks in this world. freaks deserve each other.
hope you find your suicidally masochistic girlfriend op
>>34188895
I've had a few from r9k and I had them cut my initials into their body. Feels good man.
Have you ever tried making a conscious effort to become happy?
I know the fact that you're here right now means you're not doing this right now... but have you considered trying?
>>34188796
I'm not very happy, but me and my parents are making me look for a college so I don't become a NEET>
I've thought a lot of robots just need small things to help improve their self esteem and feel like they're making progress towards something.
I've had a thread general back in the idea of my head where robots get together and do homework together from basic stuff up until as high as we can go to better ourselves.
I don't know how people would respond to that though unless i customly made homework sheets that are based on memes.
>>34188796
I literally don't know how to be happy without some sort of actual stimulation like a game or something. I can't feel like any compliment is genuine, any time I feel good about myself for any reason I just think of the multitude of fuckups so I don't get a bi head and have it crash around me.
ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR! WHY DOE PIECES OF SHITS LIKE PEDOS, DRUGGIES, AND WIFEBEATERS HAVE GIRLS BUT I DONT?
FUCKING WOMEN WHY CANT YOU EVER CHOOSE A GOOD OPTION?
Because they're unintelligent. Because they're horrible people.
They're NOT people. They're fucking animals and should be treated as such.
>>34188751
do meth. your life will have purpose.
and i guarantee you, you will get laid.
Youre the good option?
>tfw you look in the mirror after a heavy and hot erp session
>tfw you realize you're not really a woman, but just a gay man
How do I make this feel go away? It is wrong, right?
>>34188747
Well start dressing like a girl irl. Then at least you're feminine irl and it probably wont bother you as much. I know the feels though. I wish I was a girl and getting guys off in ERP is really hot.
>>34188793
Even if I dress like a girl and be feminine, I'll still be a man. I've tried it before, and I can pull it off, but it feels wrong. Like I am trying to fool myself.
If you really want to be a women you could try transitioning. I don't know if that's what you really want to do though. Could just not look into the mirror and its not wrong plenty of people have weird kinks some a lot worse than you.
Anyone else here that has grown up in poverty?
>be 12yo me
>only three pairs of socks
>only one pair with no holes in them
>one pair are actually two different socks
>wear the same socks for a week at a time
>my feet always smell
>get teased in school
>no friends
>father beats me when i ask for more socks
>tells me how he only had one pair of woolen socks growing up
Growing up poor has made me humble with simple tastes and i am unable to comprehend luxury.
>pay huge amounts of cash for moldy cheese
>used to eat moldy food because i had nothing else
I feel much the same. I was never quite that poor but I grew up in a maisonette riddled with damp on a council estate so that should give you some idea.
>>34188732
>Poor
>Has computer
>Knows about 4 chan
How poor are you exactly?
>>34188768
It is quite interesting to grow up in a 'rich' country but live the life of someone from the third world. Get the worst of both worlds i suppose.
Good morning honey ! I'm all dressed in the Bikini you demanded I be in every morning when you awake ! Got your breakfast ready so get yourself up for work and head on out ! I am going to keep myself busy with finding someone to do my dishes , laundry and housekeeping so I can go next door and have sex with the little teen girl who's parents think I am home schooling , then after we lay in the afternoon sun together beside the pool in her back yard for a couple hours I will go back home to see the help is gone and invite that hulk of a man with the huge dong to come and give mommy several dozen orgasms before it's time for me to get dressed and order the take out for when you get home after a very long day of hard work...aren't you SO happy you married the hottie now darling - now get yourself dressed for beddy bye while I get ready for the night :)
>Got your breakfast ready so get yourself up for work
>work
not very happy man
>>34188682
You are such a handsome Chad darling...you are a WINNER !!
>>34188682
I am the envy of the neighborhood...thanks Chad!! you are the MAN !!
I will think about you sometimes. When I'm cumming on the hulks huge Cock and thinking how big a difference it is !!
how the fuck do i get my hair cut
do i just go into a great clips or somewhere and say "yeah cut it short but not that short"? also where/when do i tip since i'm an amerifag?
>>34188672
Are you black? Need the deets
>>34188672
I'm not sure about that myself, I usually just say: "keep the form, but cut it a bit shorter"
I actually have no idea what a normal haircut would be or how other people ask for one
>>34188672
it's all about the numbers anon. you will mumble like an insecure moron if you don't know the numbers of the clippers you need. great clips employees are only capable of understanding the numbers.
>be black
>know full well most robots hate me for being black
>tell them im white to avoid arguments
>befriend many white robots who think im white
>talk to many white robots who think im white about my gf and relationships
>my gf is white and so are most of my exs
who else /devilish/ here?
>>34188668
at a certain point you become "white" while still being physically black and I think you surpassed that point a very long time ago
>>34188668
I actually don't care if you're black, not all of us are knee jerk racists anon. If anything blackbird have it worse because of ultra masculine/alpha black culture. If you're not that you're completely fucked and shit on by the rest of your race.
If you try to adopt "white" culture you get ostracized and called an Incle Tom. Shit sucks man.
Lurking with my /devilish/ ways.
Canada thread.
Upload your maple leafs. Complain about the weather. Post your city/area code (dial 613, ladies). Bore us with your life story.
416 checking in
Came back here for school a week ago and already bored out of my mind
416 checking in. Toronto. At university.
Put a gun in my mouth. I just increased dose on Anti-dep meds so the side-effects were hitting me pretty hard. Missed class all of last week cause I spent the entire week lying in bed, watching buffy the vampire slayer and playing Pokemon. Today is the first time all week I left my room and ate something besides cup noodles. And let me tell you, it sucks 18 dicks in a row. The sunlight is burning my eyes, social immersion is crippling, and I'm knee-deep in work.
604 represent. I fucking hate my neighbourhood, it's at the cross section of being poor enough to have to deal with heroin junkies frequently, but trendy enough to where hipster fucks are a common sight.
Cheap rent where I'm at, though.