/r9k/ enhanced edition
>>36303472
add boipussy, boipucci, boypucci, femboi, femboy
>>36303472
Are there any threads left?
>>36303559
Only the good ones.
Fuck off Roberto
If you really loved your wife you would discourage her from having a baby.
If you were as intelligent as you think you are, you would not want to give birth to a child.
Women are the ones who want children because they are emotion-driven and illogical and you have a responsibility to tell them "no".
Your wife is cucking you if she is naked in a doctor's office or hospital bed with her feet in stirrups and a doctor is touching her vagina or breasts.
Pic related is what happens to a vagina during birth. If it doesn't tear on its own, the doctor cuts it open so it happens either way.
>if something gives you owies and booboos it's bad!
>if another guy ever sees your wife's genitals you're a cuck!
first grader/pol logic.
>>36303384
C-sections retard.
I knew /r9k/ had the lowest IQ but holy shit OP, maybe your retardation is what makes /r9k/'s IQ that low.
I won't ever have a child, but not because I give a fuck about women.
Which branch of the US military should I join?
Also, if I have a degree should I go officer
>>36303356
Ive heard the airforce refered to as the chair force, and if you plan on making a career in the military you should go officer if possible
>>36303356
200% retarded faggot amirite boys lmoa
>>36303356
Go officer cuz then, you can go general one day. Noncoms can't go general.
I never realized how angry I am about not having a gf until now. I've wanted one my entire life and people have always said, "OH YOU'LL GET ONE WHEN YOU'RE IN MIDDLESCHOOL/HIGHSCHOOL/COLLEGE"
WELL? I'VE FUCKING DONE IT. WHERE IS GF???????????
some people will never get a gf in their entire lives
like us
they don't tell you that as a kid because they don't want you to commit suicide
>>36303189
Gossiping bout Chad's dick and normie shit.
>>36303189
That personality of yours really doesnt seem like a desirable one
I have answers to questions I always wanted to know about the nature of reality. Most people get these answers from mushroom or acid experiences. I recieve my answers when I hit rock bottom and am completely enveloped in darkness and depression.
Sadly, or not sadly. I shouldn't be getting depressed anytime soon. I have answers to questions about reality. I will say, I understand things in my own mind but trying to express them in word form is difficult for me as I'm simply a baby when it comes to understanding.
I've never done acid or mushrooms to learn. Ask me anything, or don't. The point of having this information is to share it.
>>36303185
Self doubt/ justifying staying single because I don't know if I can even support someone much less myself. What can you say about doubt in general and about my mindset described next?
>>36303185
>inb4 total despair/nihilism/blackpill
What is the meaning of life my dude?
>>36303185
Give us ur observations then.
>tfw no active bf
>>36303156
>tfw this thread again
oregano
>tfw when no mod to ban avatarfags
>tfw no ivy act gf
>be at gym
>headphones on low because too smart to blow out ears
>hear girl near me saying to some guy "he's been coming here every day for years and he's still fat"
>>36303129
>29
>kissless virgin
>live at home with mom and dad
>association swimming pool being renovated
>stopped running too
>Laid off Jan 1st
>don't eat much. Eat even less now.
>lost weight but got fatter (fucking love handles).
>>36303129
Should have told her off.
>>36303129
Turn to her and say
You been doing your makeup every day and you're still ugly
How do I get girls on omegle to show me their butthole? Been edging this thing for a good 2 hours and still no takers.
>>36303119
Goddamn it why did i click that. Lost my goddamn appetite
That's why little girls and chloroform exist. Hell, little girls are the only thing that that would fit in anyways.
>>36303133
Fuck you.
>>36303177
Fuck you. Your mom thought it fit pretty well.
Would u fuck this hot indian?
He's too brown
>>36302936
No hes perfect
He is a sexy beast I'd fuck the goofy out of him
This place is a dump.
It's changed massively since when I came here in 2009 and not even for the better.
We have:
>Constant /lgbt/ threads
>A thread which is a circle jerk of roleplaying anime autists
>Daily race bait threads
>Low effort woman hate threads. It's the same 5 fucking images every time.
>/pol/ covert op threads e.x 'Hey /r9k/ I'm so glad I voted Trump. Did anyone else vote Trump unironically? I'm so glad I did. He'll be an amazing leader.' Or anything else that preaches anything /pol/worthy
Now with the face app photos [Most likely just reposts from /soc/ or /lgbt/], is there any decent content that this board gives? Even /Britfeel/ has turned into /BritNEET/
Why has Chinamoot forsaken us?
You seem to forget that /r9k/ has no topic, dumb ass. This is /b/ with original posts.
>>36303158
>original
>ignoring OP's questions
>>36303158
^this to be fair.
However /lgbt/ shit should stay in /lgbt/ same way /mlp/ belongs in it's own containment board
Just add it to the general rule.
Why is white people so violent and cruel?
>>36302816
I'd imagine it comes from thoughts playing over and over again in our heads, and wanting to project them onto reality.
>>36302816
It's all people, my man.
Killing ends problems lickety split.
It's very effective and easy.
>>36302816
I'm not racist, anti-semtic, gay, tribalist to an unnatural degree. I don't glorify crime. I'm just a kid that thought I was living a relatively normal life until a few months ago.
Its not "creepy" if hes hot. I freely admit it. When a very attractive stranger approaches me and tells me Im beautiful, it brightens my day. When a guy who is short, fat or balding does it, it makes my skin crawl no matter how tactful he is about it. I just want him to go away. Im not alone in feeling this way. Most women feel the same, but hide the true extent of it when the guys are around.
If said ugly guy doesnt pick up on social cues that Im not interested in getting to know him, it makes me even more uncomfortable than just him being there already does. I have to deal with this sh*t constantly everywhere I go, and it never stops. Guys, please, learn to KNOW YOUR PLACE!!! We ARE visual, just like you are. We only want GOOD LOOKING guys to approach us. If youre any combination of short, balding, fat or 10 years older than me, please, for your own sake and mine, kindly F*CK OFF!
I dont date your kind. Yes, I mean "kind" as in "different species", because thats what you are to me. Im a human being, not an uggo like you, and I dont do bestiality. You should be socially aware enough to know disinterest when its right in front of your homely ass face! Ugly men who act "confident" act out of character, and thats creepy. Know your place and leave your genetic superiors ALONE!! It really is that simple. Dont like it? THATS TOO D*MN BAD!! Youre not entitled to sex or companionship.
>>36302734
Many of you men reading this will tell yourselves Im just a b*tch and delude yourselves into thinking Im in the minority, or that this is satire. No, it isnt. These are my honest feelings, and Im NOT alone in feeling this way. Most women DO secretly feel this way, and THATs why we have sexual harassment laws! Too many of you genetic failures and guys who have aged past your prime dont know your place and think youre allowed the same social freedoms as a hot guy, so we need those laws to keep you uggos in your place. Either accept your role as someone of a lower class and ACT ACCORDINGLY, or its sexual harassement. So f*cking what if I let a hot guy grab my ass? That does NOT mean its OK for YOU to do it!!!
If youre not hot, we see right through your so-called "confident" act and know exactly what youre doing. Its laughable. You idiots really actually believe were "less visual" than you, and that alone is pretty creepy. You dont know your league and think you have a chance with someone in a higher class. Newsflash, boys: The only pretty girls who date plain guys are whoring themselves for some selfish benefit, and you guys are too f*cking stupid to see it. Thats why so many of you end up divorced and getting played for fools, then try to say all women are users and gold diggers. Umhello?? Honest women either date hot guys or stay single, so of course youre gonna meet a lot of dishonest people if youre always trying to date someone above you on the sexual totem pole!
report and sage bait threads
>>36302757
Want a girl that can actually love you instead of using you? STICK TO YOUR OWN KIND!! If youre not attracted to women of your own class, you need to improve your looks and move up. Get plastic surgery if you have to. Without good looks, your "awesome personality" is worthless for anything but platonic friendship, and your earning potential is only "attractive" to materialistic girls. If you want genuine love or desire from a woman, she has to be turned on by you in a sexual way. Real attraction is entirely about looks, and ONLY looks. If you try to circumvent that rule, you show an entitlement mentality, and its obvious you think we owe you our sexual servicies.
I have an advanced degree and make a good enough living on my own, so I dont need your earning potential or "generosity". I have plenty of platonic friends, so I dont need you for that, either. The only thing I need a man for is sex and reproduction. I can easily land a hot guy for marriage and relationships, so I dont have to prostitute myself out to an average looking guy just so I can get married and have kids.
Think Im here only to rake the guys over the coals? No. I have something to say to some of the women out there, too like those who date plain lookin guys and hand out chances like chocolates to guys they dont find so hot once they start getting desperate for marriage. Do you seriouly not realize how this collective settling behavior perpetuates patriarchy, male entitlement, rape culture and all the other things we fight so hard against?!?
T-This looks fine right?
>>36302694
Stick it into my earrr
What am I supposed to be looking at here orig
>>36302731
my nail looks like the moon
>hiya anon! You like the new haircut I got for our date tonight?
>>36302681
only insecure closet fags have an issue with short hair on girls
>>36302681
I'd get out of that situation fucking instantly. Short hair on a girl is aesthetic suicide.
>>36302681
I love tomboys, but that woman looks horrible...
Who here used to be a mall goth?
Being a mall goth implies you hung out at the mall
Hanging out at the mall implies you had friends
Kill yourself.
>>36302662
>those goth girls in middle school who wore those stupid fucking chain pants that constantly made noise whenever they would move or get up
>>36302662
When I was a 12 year-old I got picked on by mall goths because I was dating one of their own lmao. 20something guy with eyeliner trying to intimidate a 12 year-old. It was pretty hilarious.