>someone sends me a personal email venting
>about how he's tired of having companies ignore him when he applies for a job.
>I find this unprofessional so I blacklist him from our city and all the local companies in the industry
>feels good being HR with all this power.
before you call me things i'll tell you i remain a loser robot but i'd like to ask if post sex depression is a thing on this board and how did you solve it?
If you're a chick. Good job, you got to the point where the emotional trauma has caught up with you and it wont get better from here on out. Nobody to blame but yourself.
If you're a guy. You found out that sex while nice is nowhere near as great as it's constantly made out to be and will never live up to your imagination. Nobody to blame but yourself for buying into the overexaggeration.
In both cases, deal with it.
>You found out that sex while nice is nowhere near as great as it's constantly made out to be and will never live up to your imagination
ahh yes i believe that's the case
thank you anon
>post sex depression
My fucking sides .I thought you meant we should post (as in make a 4chan post) "sex depression". Which would have been appropriate for this board. We should refer to not being able to get laid as "sex depression" from here on out.
Apply for a job, they now want your social media accounts
I have desperately exhausted many methods to relieve the depression and sexual frustration and I have only found some slightly effective solutions. Smoking marijuana, borderline alcoholism, constant excersize, martial arts, playing music, you name it, but it's all quite ineffective in the long run. I am just so inconceivably sick of being angry and depressed about this. It feels like the universe is cruelly teasing me by denying me access to the thing that I crave the most, no matter how hard I try. And look, I understand my priorities as a University student. Right now my biggest priority is studying to pass my classes and working 50 hours a week throughout the summer to pay off my tuition so I don't end up with debt when I graduate, which is hard enough in and of itself, but the fact that I have no sex life and no woman for comfort makes it that much harder. I have decided that if I don't get laid soon, I'm buying more prostitutes. Fuck the world.
ex chad here. buy a prostitute. if you fuck enough girls the old fashioned way you'll come to realize the cost-benefit analysis of getting a hooker far outweighs the amount of bullshit you'll have to put up with to get random sluts or maintain a sexual relationship with your gf. i know you probably can't "feel" what im saying, but just believe me
>just finished jerking off
>life has no meaning
the hippie Buddha said "to end suffering, end desire", but right now I desire NOTHING and im fucking sufferin
He also warned that it is "hard for a woman with whom an uncircumcised man has had sexual intercourse to separate from him."
A 13th-century French disciple of Maimonides, Isaac ben Yediah claimed that circumcision was an effective way of reducing a woman's sexual desire. With a non-circumcised man, he said, she always orgasms first and so her sexual appetite is never fulfilled, but with a circumcised man she receives no pleasure and hardly ever orgasms "because of the great heat and fire burning in her."
>when you wake up at 1 am and go for a walk
>when you walk by that bridge but know you're such a wimp to even jump
>when you see the occasional normie girl walk by coming back from a night out with her boyfriend's arm around her
>when someone says "cheer up, it's not the end of the world"
>when some chad drives by and shouts something random at you for no reason
>when you see the homeless guy on the bench but keep your distance even though he may be the nicest person to talk to right now
cheer up, it's not the end of the world! think about your girl friend, would she hate it if you got hurt?
anyone else enjoy going for a drive during the evening when not many cars are out?
how bad is it that i stall occasionally? i drove to lunch the other day and out of twenty stops stalled three times, one drive through one red light
felt like i needed cig after lol
so ive been driving my auto to work and of an evenibg riding around when theres no traffic out
out of 6 stops that i did fine one time i didnt give enough gas but only took my a sec to crank and go
still nervous about gettibg on hills much even thoughi can do one and 4 lane roads
is this kinda pathetic, i like driving of an evening
Ohhhhhhhhhh man what i would do to this chiken
Look how skinny her waist is i could fit a hand around it and how fucking thick her ass is its so bog and soft imagine all those plush feathers on ur dick that would be heaven and her rough legs rubbing against you while she rides you and her beak widening as she squaks and moans so you'd have to hold your hand over it so mrs tweety wouldnt hear her
Sometimes i fantasize about stealing one of her feathers from the coop and putting it down my urethra or tickling my asshole with it
I can imagine her rough feet grinding up and down my gock and getting cum all over them and then the feed sticking to them, so i could lick them clean
I want to bend her over her little workers table while she writes blue prints and rim her cloaca her talons will make scratches in the dirt while she writhes and squirms and then i can just fuck her wet feathers after she comes I wish i could cum on her glasses and making her lick it clean afterwards
and cum in her chicken feed too
ill fill up that little cum slut hen, theres no roosters there and you know the nerdy girls are the sluttiest. I bet the moment she met my 'cock' she'd be slobbering all over it and begging me to "thrust" her with it I'd shred that meat pie with my prick
I'll get my jizz all in her weird gobbler hair, shit would feel great on my cock. thsi chicken is made of pure fuck and sex
i can imagine how slippery her bird shit would be running down my dick onto my balls and her sloppy floppy vag being all warn out from laying eggs every day. I could use the yolks and the egs whits as lube, she'd be sliding all over mydick saying some scottish stuff that'll get me harder
She wants to know how to fly? I'll make her fly
>dad gives you a god-tier head massage
>head starts warmly pulsing for half an hour afterwards
>When you are too much of a normie to hangout
>with the tards
>But you are too much of a tard to hangout with >the normies
that was formatted very strangely. But yeah I didn't fit in with anyone either. Eventually I just started taking walks during lunch period.
where does one find these sorts of people?
who /bighog/ here?
Hey there boys! I was wondering the other day if is actually possible to leave all addictions at once. I've been struggling to stop smoking weed in the past months and now that I could I been masturbating a lot. I and I kinda wanna left that behind, I mean it's okay to do it one or two times per day but lately it's like 6-7 times in a row. Maybe a qt gf helps but it's been a while since the last relationship that I have and I don't feel like connecting to someone else. Anyways, any tips or recommendations to stop masturbating like a fucking bastard?
Theres no better you than the you that you are.
You can do it r9k. You're doing well. Just think of all the things you can work towards and all. The good things you have in life
What are your unobtainable dreams, /r9k/?
>tfw even if I 'learn' to sing and can hold a tune perfectly, my voice will never have that awesome, gravely tone
>become a girl
>fall in love & get married to a qt
>settle down somewhere peaceful and relaxed
>get a cozy house with a fireplace and a nice view to look out at while sipping coffee
>don't want for money while not having to work
>get a dog
>go on hikes together
>have friends & family over for dinner
>maybe raise a kid or two later on down the line
>die of old age still in love with one another
>Live the neet life with an unbelievably thick, rich, virgin nerd girl with a ponytail and androgynous face
>great conversationalist emotionally, jokingly, and intellectually
>shares my interests and fetishes
>raise a large incestuous family with all daughters.
I need to learn how to mod the sims desu