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Apply for a job, they now want your social media accounts
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I have desperately exhausted many methods to relieve the depression and sexual frustration and I have only found some slightly effective solutions. Smoking marijuana, borderline alcoholism, constant excersize, martial arts, playing music, you name it, but it's all quite ineffective in the long run. I am just so inconceivably sick of being angry and depressed about this. It feels like the universe is cruelly teasing me by denying me access to the thing that I crave the most, no matter how hard I try. And look, I understand my priorities as a University student. Right now my biggest priority is studying to pass my classes and working 50 hours a week throughout the summer to pay off my tuition so I don't end up with debt when I graduate, which is hard enough in and of itself, but the fact that I have no sex life and no woman for comfort makes it that much harder. I have decided that if I don't get laid soon, I'm buying more prostitutes. Fuck the world.
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>>37740166
If women aren't showing you interest in college, you're probably in for the long haul.
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>>37740166
ex chad here. buy a prostitute. if you fuck enough girls the old fashioned way you'll come to realize the cost-benefit analysis of getting a hooker far outweighs the amount of bullshit you'll have to put up with to get random sluts or maintain a sexual relationship with your gf. i know you probably can't "feel" what im saying, but just believe me
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>just finished jerking off
>life has no meaning
the hippie Buddha said "to end suffering, end desire", but right now I desire NOTHING and im fucking sufferin
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>>37740080
What did you expect to happen?
Maybe next time try Jesus' teachings and stuff will start to work out better. You'd think that'd just be common sense by now.
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>>37740080
if nothing is what you desire
you can easily have it
the true cessation of suffering is the end also of hunger and thirst
every philosophy is a death cult
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>>37740080
You desire desirelessness. You desire peace of mind, and happiness. You are like Nasrudin on his donkey.
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He also warned that it is "hard for a woman with whom an uncircumcised man has had sexual intercourse to separate from him."
A 13th-century French disciple of Maimonides, Isaac ben Yediah claimed that circumcision was an effective way of reducing a woman's sexual desire. With a non-circumcised man, he said, she always orgasms first and so her sexual appetite is never fulfilled, but with a circumcised man she receives no pleasure and hardly ever orgasms "because of the great heat and fire burning in her."
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>when you wake up at 1 am and go for a walk
>when you walk by that bridge but know you're such a wimp to even jump
>when you see the occasional normie girl walk by coming back from a night out with her boyfriend's arm around her
>when someone says "cheer up, it's not the end of the world"
>when some chad drives by and shouts something random at you for no reason
>when you see the homeless guy on the bench but keep your distance even though he may be the nicest person to talk to right now
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cheer up, it's not the end of the world
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cheer up, its not the end of the world!
oregano
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>>37740002
cheer up, it's not the end of the world! think about your girl friend, would she hate it if you got hurt?
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anyone else enjoy going for a drive during the evening when not many cars are out?
how bad is it that i stall occasionally? i drove to lunch the other day and out of twenty stops stalled three times, one drive through one red light
felt like i needed cig after lol
so ive been driving my auto to work and of an evenibg riding around when theres no traffic out
out of 6 stops that i did fine one time i didnt give enough gas but only took my a sec to crank and go
still nervous about gettibg on hills much even thoughi can do one and 4 lane roads
is this kinda pathetic, i like driving of an evening
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you need to fix your car bro, sounds like an air or fuel issue.
Ohhhhhhhhhh man what i would do to this chiken
Look how skinny her waist is i could fit a hand around it and how fucking thick her ass is its so bog and soft imagine all those plush feathers on ur dick that would be heaven and her rough legs rubbing against you while she rides you and her beak widening as she squaks and moans so you'd have to hold your hand over it so mrs tweety wouldnt hear her
Sometimes i fantasize about stealing one of her feathers from the coop and putting it down my urethra or tickling my asshole with it
I can imagine her rough feet grinding up and down my gock and getting cum all over them and then the feed sticking to them, so i could lick them clean
I want to bend her over her little workers table while she writes blue prints and rim her cloaca her talons will make scratches in the dirt while she writhes and squirms and then i can just fuck her wet feathers after she comes I wish i could cum on her glasses and making her lick it clean afterwards
and cum in her chicken feed too
ill fill up that little cum slut hen, theres no roosters there and you know the nerdy girls are the sluttiest. I bet the moment she met my 'cock' she'd be slobbering all over it and begging me to "thrust" her with it I'd shred that meat pie with my prick
I'll get my jizz all in her weird gobbler hair, shit would feel great on my cock. thsi chicken is made of pure fuck and sex
i can imagine how slippery her bird shit would be running down my dick onto my balls and her sloppy floppy vag being all warn out from laying eggs every day. I could use the yolks and the egs whits as lube, she'd be sliding all over mydick saying some scottish stuff that'll get me harder
She wants to know how to fly? I'll make her fly
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Hang yourself, seriously.
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>>37739919
>I'll get my jizz all in her weird gobbler hair, shit would feel great on my cock. thsi chicken is made of pure fuck and sex
OP was correct on this day
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>>37739974
are you fuckign jealous ive found love youf ucking roblot??\
>>37739993
thansk damn right i fucking am
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>dad gives you a god-tier head massage
>head starts warmly pulsing for half an hour afterwards
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>>37739882
>dad gives you a massage
that's just weird
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That seems a little bit gay desu
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>>37740177
>not being close with your dad
>When you are too much of a normie to hangout
>with the tards
>But you are too much of a tard to hangout with >the normies
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>>37739820
You have to find the cyborgs and failed normies and hang out with them instead.
They're usually the most interesting people anyways.
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that was formatted very strangely. But yeah I didn't fit in with anyone either. Eventually I just started taking walks during lunch period.
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where does one find these sorts of people?
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>>37739820
Tfw failed normie as well
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who /bighog/ here?
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Hey there boys! I was wondering the other day if is actually possible to leave all addictions at once. I've been struggling to stop smoking weed in the past months and now that I could I been masturbating a lot. I and I kinda wanna left that behind, I mean it's okay to do it one or two times per day but lately it's like 6-7 times in a row. Maybe a qt gf helps but it's been a while since the last relationship that I have and I don't feel like connecting to someone else. Anyways, any tips or recommendations to stop masturbating like a fucking bastard?
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Theres no better you than the you that you are.
You can do it r9k. You're doing well. Just think of all the things you can work towards and all. The good things you have in life
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What are your unobtainable dreams, /r9k/?
>tfw even if I 'learn' to sing and can hold a tune perfectly, my voice will never have that awesome, gravely tone
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>>37739513
>become a girl
>fall in love & get married to a qt
>settle down somewhere peaceful and relaxed
>get a cozy house with a fireplace and a nice view to look out at while sipping coffee
>don't want for money while not having to work
>get a dog
>go on hikes together
>have friends & family over for dinner
>maybe raise a kid or two later on down the line
>die of old age still in love with one another
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>Live the neet life with an unbelievably thick, rich, virgin nerd girl with a ponytail and androgynous face
>great conversationalist emotionally, jokingly, and intellectually
>shares my interests and fetishes
>raise a large incestuous family with all daughters.
I need to learn how to mod the sims desu
Lets have a boobhu thread!
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>>37739471
China has big soft tities.
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>>37739471
So soft, must touch.
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anyone else suffers this strange thing on which you see reality like if it wasnt reality and everything feels numb? like people are talking and you feel "out" of that, like if its coming from somewhere else idk.
Sorry i cant explain myself any better than that
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>>37739362
depersonalization, derealization perhaps? i kind of get what you're saying