How do you build a social life when you have no friends and no girlfriend?
I've been to a few meetups (clubs, volunteering, even a church) but it felt awkward, like I didn't fit in, or the others were much older than me. So didn't get to know anyone.
I've met a few people through the internet, but they showed no interest in meeting again. Even if they had I'm not sure what I would do with them.
Also tried online dating but it seems almost impossible to get even one woman to meet for a coffee.
>How do you build a social life when you have no friends and no girlfriend?
You don't. You are doomed to be forever alone if you end up in this situation.
>>36464677
Do you work or go to school? If so, what is the reason you haven't made contact with anyone in any of those places?
>>36464677
>meet strangers
>do small talk
>find person you seem to vibe well with
>ask them for contact info and do stuff together until you become friends or find out that you don't "click" after all
>repeat with other people
Sup lads, I have multiple personality disorder, ask personality A, B or C anything. Just a heads up C is a bit of a cunt
hey C, did you know one of the other assholes just called you a cunt?
>>36464606
Hey B
What game should I play after I'm done with NG+ on Persona5?
>im a special snowflake! :3c AMA!!!
Also man FUCK YOU C
Calling all /Neet/fags
Why aren't you a self taught programmer yet?
i meant this image for op pic
>>36464603
Isn't CS a completely over saturated field?
Don't you need a formal degree to actually land any kind of stable and/or decent-paying CS job with medical/pension benefits and guaranteed vacation time?
Secondary question: Do most Iranians fluent in Arabic? Or should I learn Farsi? Kinda want to learn CS and then go live in the Islamic Republic of Iran to get a stable job there thanks to the Islamic Labor Council and meet beautiful Iranian women who are proud, honorable, modest, well-read, morally upright, mourn for Imam Hussein, chant Death to America and Death to the Zionist entity from the depths of their hearts, cook God-tier lamb kebabs with lemon and yellow rice, followers of Khomeini, believers in the Islamic Revolution, and upholders of the Wilayat-e-Faqih.
>>36464755
>meet beautiful Iranian women who are proud, modest
if they are proud anon they wont fuck a pigskin like urself
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
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>>36464558
Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness
>>36464601
unleashed an E X T R A T H I C C evil
unleashed an unspeakable eviI!
Have you ever been in legal trouble?
>tfw my mom sued me for battery
>arrested for losing my shit and yelling at the lottery clerk and flipping some cardstands and the scratch ticket dispenser
>released into my mother custody after 2 hours in the police station
ask a hardened criminal anything.
>>36464530
drank beer and took xanax in school when I was 15, and got caught
>>36466369
Timmy? Is that you?
I was in jail with a guy named Timmy who was just turned 18 and had been in the system since 15 for alcoholism, drug abuse, and general shenanigans at school.
They accidentally gave him some mental dude's schizo meds instead of the shit he was supposed to be taking to help with WD's so he was doped out of his mind most of the time until they realized the mistake.
You "robots" really piss me the fuck off!! As a 5'3" (1.60m) 26yr virgin, I envy all you fat, small-dicked pricks. What I'd give to be at least 5'9" (1.75m). Weight can be changed. And sure, a small dick will keep a qt from giving you round 2, but as a manlet I can't even get to round 1! Doesn't matter how handsome my face, ripped my body, charming my personality... girls see me as a "little brother" figure instead of a man. Unless I become a trap or get rich/famous, I'll always have to work 3x harder to command any type of respect from people.
>tfw 99% of girls who dress up nicely wear high-heels, making me feel even tinier.
pic related: bruno mars, who is taller than me at 5'5" (1.65m)
6'1", 4 inch dick, my girlfriend swallows and lets me creampie her but she won't make me breakfast in the morning. Count your blessings bro.
5'3 isn't a manlet, is it? It's just exteremly short.
Are you feminin at all?
Or just into guys? Plenty of gay dudes would adore you for your height.
>>36464524
6' semi-attractive small dick guy here
Trust me, you've got it better than I have. There is no worse feeling than being with a girl and knowing that if she sees your cock she's gonna have to hold back her laughter. I can't go out drinking with girls because it could escalate and she might have to witness my dick (this happened once)
Have any robots tried masturbating wearing girls panties, was it good?
Asking for a friend..
>>36464520
I stole a pair from one of my friends. They were very soft and the fact that she wore them made it better. Best fap I ever had.
>asking for a friend
God i hate that phrase and how much it shows up here
if you have a shred of dignity, you'll feel disgusted with yourself afterwards
I fuck a girl who has kids every weekend when their father is stuck with them. Who's the beta cuck in this scenario?
>>36464512
still you anon.
orig
>>36464512
still you because she has kids
Both of you mostly you though
what games do you lads play?
>>36464509
>that bulge
OwO whats this
>>36464509
Runescape super comfy desu
Also /vg/ has a clan chat that always has hundreds of anons playing
>>36464599
*notices your bulge*
OwO
>join discord
>all my messages are ignored
>whole day ruined
>>36464504
That's honestly a shame, I wouldn't ignore your messages anon.
>try to make friends with a guy
>have nice chat
>too scared to talk to him the next day
>join discord
>realize that its a chinese botnet program
XLI
1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Share your problems, questions, and support others.
3. Today's theme: childhood memories, a blast from the past; share anecdotes, ask whether the customs of your family were normal or abusive, etc.
All the collected tests so far.
I didn't save the sexuality one, but if anyone can post it again, thanks.
https://www.depression-anxiety-stress-test.org/take-the-test.html
http://www.celebritytypes.com/dark-triad/test.php
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
http://www.ocdaction.org.uk/do-i-have-ocd
https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/borderline.htm
http://www.pdchat.co.uk/psychtests/stpd/stypal.php
https://pcsearle.com/screening/screen_des.html
http://aspergerstest.net/aq-test/
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html
The last two are more humorous but they're still relevant to personality.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Walk a mile to the fucking train, wait for that shit like a retard, walk another fucking mile to my job, sit there making fucking sandwiches and slicing meat for the next few hours and then have to take the same walk back. Every fucking day. Fuck this shit. I should've gotten dressed 20 minutes ago but im laying in bed posting this.
>>36464382
wagies are getting btfo as usual
>be glad that you don't work in this cafeteria my lad
When you will take the NEETpill?
Is loneliness missing someone you haven't found yet, or is it an evolutionary reaction which urged primitive humans to hunt and reproduce in packs?
>>36464378
The feelings of deep longing because of a lack of friends or company. That's how I've always understood loneliness.
Loneliness is self induced. You stop giving a shit about being alone eventually and then you stop caring about being alone. It took me a year to get over that loneliness sadness.
>>36464408
I want to see Nico creampied nii.
Does circumcision really only leave you with 35 percent sensitivity? I am circumcised and needless to say I don't feel much pleasure at all until I cum... and that's only 1 second of pleasure. Keep in mind I am a virgin. I have to ponder how a mutilated peepee effects one outside of sex. I'm a total loser so I guess it's retarded of me to ponder this when most circumcised men are more driven anyways, but still I ponder if I would be more outgoing at points in my life if my penis felt more alive. Butterfly Effect and all that. Maybe I would've used monkey determination to get a gf and from then on I would have to be normal to keep having a gf.
>Cut off most erogenous zone
>Scar penis
>"Does it really affect the sensitivity????"
ERRRRR, I DUNNO MAN
>>36464370
http://chirb.it/yv5Pv9
>>36464370
There really are no upsides or benefits to circumcision. I guess the only "upside" is that you last longer in bed due to the fact that your dick is desensitized, however, when you do cum, it's not as powerful. So the question is; last longer or feel more?
All the Victorian shit about it being more hygienic is bullshit. And the only other reason people circumcise their children is as a preventative measure for masturbation. But that's kind of batshit, isn't it? Being so concerned with stopping your kids masturbation habits that you're willing to mutilate them?
What do women fantasize about? Like what they do really wish for in life. If you are a fembot explain what your dream situation, boy friend, life style is etc
>>36464294
>Getting fucked by Chad
>Getting raped by Chad
>Being hotter and better liked than other women
>Carrying Chad's children
>Being rich for doing as little as possible
>>36464294
>What do women fantasize about?
Black men
>>36464294
Women fantasize about gaslighting vulnerable ugly men to the point of suicide so that only handsome Chads are left.