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>>39596453
Sagittarius here, the only thing that I noticed that most of the smart people I know are sagittariuses (they iq varies from 125 to 150).

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>>39596453
My sign is literally cancer
>it's literally cancer

I hate my zodiac sign more than you do, guaranteed

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>>39596453
Oh yeah? Well is your sign VIRGO?!
FUCKING
VIRGO
WAS I FUCKING JYNXED? CURSED?

Watching anime nigga

>>39596405
>Playing Nightmare Creatures 2 with a friend at his house
We were 11/12 years old and in elementary school. I had never met anyone who played that game before because it was not mainstream, I played it alone a lot when I was younger. but one day this friend told me he bought it and played it in his PS1 so I started going to his house often. Good times indeed.

>playing with a friend's little sister
This memory came up to my brain recently. I feels nice that I had female friends when I was a kid

I can't remember much more right now, anyway I'm depressed and mentally ill so my memory isn't very good and I tend to think negativelly about everything. I mean nothing feels as good, chill, comfy or fun as it should, instead everything feels cold, loose, dark and pointless, and this feeling affects all my memories, even the ones I have from when I was not depressed and my brain overall normal.

>>39596405
>go to home depot a lot with dad
>always sat on the lawn mowers (rideons, obviously) and made racing noises with him
>then as we'd leave get a hotdog from the stand right by the door
>shoot the shit with nice old man
>always got ketchup only and a butterscotch sucker

>playing timesplitters 2 at friends house secretly on his big bro's ps2
>ditto with gta:sa
those were the fucking days, fuck I want to go back

If it actually touched her heart she would die

/thread

>>39596519
It's a metaphor, anon, but if you leave me, I know I'll die of a broken heart.

>>39596571
If you respond to my texts and tell me good night and that you love me and that you miss me often, I'LL be your anon OP....

>>39596316
Think about this. Would you rather be happy and carefree and then for it to be ripped away from you, or just be a realist like us bots and not have false expectations for life thus never getting let down.

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>>39596316
I'll be pretty stoked that I don't have to live much longer
but besides that probably not

No, they just go numb over time. Assuming they don't kill themselves first.

>wanting to succeed on tinder
Stop. Just stop.
For robots like us, tinder only has one purpose. To provide some entertainment, via shitposting, catfishing, etc.

>>39596349
As a bot you can take manipulative selfies like roasties and fat cunts use to look passable

>>39596397
>comparing the value of women on the dating market to men
not amount of facebook angles or filters are going to help you. women use those filters to get more matches, not because they're not getting matches

>>39596285
They are pretty real desu. I haven't touched myself in almost three years now and i know a guy who never masturbated in his life. You get wet dreams once in a while though so you dont get blue balls forever.

>>39596794
I started my nofap by the begining of the year. It's good to find someone with more time in this than me.

>>39596794
>>39597192
I've unironically been trying to nofap for about 10 years now. I can always get a streak up of like 20-40 days with ease, but then I go on like a week long endless fapathon before starting another streak.

What are the secrets?

Thought a homeless topic would be pretty popular on here guess not

Step one: Torch brothers house
Step two: He is homeless, shank him for money
Step three: Laugh because cops don't care about homeless fights and you get to keep the profit.

Find a comfy spot and park. Sleep. When you wake up in the morning apply to your local fast food joints or something like those that will hire you ASAP.

Spend your 7 bucks on water and cheap food that'll fill you up. Look into homeless shelters and soup kitchens that may offer you support. Salvation army and such for clothes.

Work at the job out your car, maybe do hygiene stuff like showers at a local YMCA or something. Anyway you'll be surprised to find that even after only 2 weeks of minimum wage (or less depending on hours) you'll be good for first months rent at some apartments.

>>39596260
youtube cucks demonetized his hurricane situation update. guess they didn't want him getting money for speaking about it

>>39596682
they're trying to kill him by cutting off funds to buy supplies

CUM INSIDE ME REVIEWBRAH

the crazy thing is i actually know who that "joe" really is kek, not personally but i know he's a douchebag and i know what his dick looks like. he also posted on /soc/ before

>>39596194
>Women like sex with attractive men
HOOOOOLY SHIT
Call the news

>>39596463
Faithful christian sperging out for Chad. It's an eye opener for bots holding out hope they can find an actual decent women, and make them realize they don't exist

>>39596189
It gives mediocre normalfags a feeling of community and purpose (defending the earth)

>>39596189
Its fun but more so the fact that you have to go on /r9k/ to randomly hate on a game because people like it shows how pathetic your life is

>>39596259
triggered normalfag detected

>no more sweaty nights
>can roll down my windows on night drives and be comfortable
>Christmas is coming
>can work on my car without feeling like I'll die from heat stroke
>My birthday is almost here
I'm so happy lads

>>39596222
Happy birthday anon. Nice trips.

>>39596171
>hot cocoa
>warm shit
>hanging Christmas lights over my desk
>free 1440p gaming monitor and other shit for Christmas
>free candy from Halloween


yeah fuck every other season honestly

>>39596141
Oh yeah I forgot I can just hit the fucking nae nae and CREATE A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS IN LESS THAN A WEEK

>>39596141
His decision are important as fuck. It isn't easy to find someone to replace him.

>>39596164
ceos dont make companies usually they get hired to take care of one>>39596334
they arent lol

>>39596132
Fembots aren't real stop encouraging the roleplayers you fucking faggot. /thread

>>39596132
shut the fuck up and stop making these gay threads

>>39596186
>/threading your own post
get out you stupid newfag

Why would he be? He knew he was ugly beforehand and posted it because he probably didn't give a crap anymore

>>39596125
How do you know this wasn't his okcupid profile?

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he looks like sid

>>39596073
>My mother

ha

my mom says im attractive (im not)

>>39596073
>>39596096
Grandma tells me I'm handsome while eRoasties call me ugly. Dunno who to trust. For the acne thing if you're over 18 then yes. If you're under 18 then MOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>39596116
Just give it to me straight doc