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>think of slightly embarrassing moment from my past
>uncontrollably shout "NIGGERS!" while alone in my room or car
>can usually control this if people are around, but not always.

I'll start shall I.

>Treatment resistant clinical depression and anxiety. Possibly cyclothymia but undiagnosed.

>Mother was ill when I was younger. Severely bullied in school. Smoked a lot of weed when I was younger to escape from above problems and think it might have fucked my brain chemistry up. Also genetics.

>Yes. Been on Citalopram, Sertraline, Fluoxetine, Duloxetine, Mirtazapine... Tried CBT, counselling and been an outpatient at a psych centre.

>Nearly failed school and university but my natural ability helped me through to graduate with a good degree. Can't hack work however and am currently on sick leave. Barely have any friends anymore but have been doing okay with women. Not sure I'll ever be able to work a proper job.

>Don't smoke weed. Don't take so many antidepressants willingly without thinking about it more. Wish I'd had counselling when I was being bullied and my mother was ill.
make the most of being young.

friendly bumperinooi

I'm bumping this because it's fun. t. me

fuck ye rebumping
pls join ;_;

come on my original lads

i wish i developped an eating disorder way sooner, my life may have been slightly tolerable if i wasnt childhood-obese

Tell my 14 year old self to START LIFTING NIGGA. Also, get good at a sport. Also, stop thinking you're smart because you really aren't.

>>34031980
i would tell myself to stop focusing so much on grades and to start focusing on developing a social life

>get paid nothing
>students don't give a shit about what you teach
>wake up early everyday
>shittons of work to do at home
>fucking kids are cancer

b-but muh summers off

don't fall for it OP

>>34032209

What would be the best option for someone like me? I wan't a lot of time, so the fact that teachers get summers off is nice. I would like to be more free in my work enviornment I.e. not forced to sit on my ass all day and type in numbers and not forced to do intensive labor. Teaching seems like the best job for a lazy fuck like me desu. and plus, you're basically guaranteed a job.

>>34032569
Teaching is a very social job if that's a problem for you

>>34031898
theres no point, youre right.
but i find it very VERY hard to believe youre a 0/10, ive only seen one of those before

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>>34031898
There is anon

A party pooper isn't sound so bad, is it?

>>34031898
>there are people in this board who even consider assisting parties
normie clubs are cancer

>>34031841
>song

I just have obnoxious bleeping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
I used this before I got on autism bucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Not even meming. Gotta get up early to get to hacking those elections, comrade!

>>34031793
ashkeeeee

Samson is a poster here on r9k who is also a self hating jew.

>>34031815
Yeah dude fuck it

In school whenever the holidays came around everyone in school would ask me to explain hannukah and it fucking sucked cause I felt like I was just >that jewish kid

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>>34031730
got any more pics? is that a duster up her ass?

>>34031730
Girl in OP liked wearing collars and fox tail butt plugs.

Hot as hell.

I probably could have gotten her to let me fucking walk her on a leash in public and she has kids she's responsible for. WTF?

Too bad she was bipolar. She got super fucking clingy for the three days after I came inside of her then I never heard from her again.

always stick your dick in crazy

>>34031730
I fucked a single mother of 4 for 2 months when I was in uni.

I'm pretty sure her two teenage sons could hear her moaning in the next room.

And when we all went to grab our backpacks in the morning it was a bit awkward.

>>34031697
>This movie evokes some powerful robot feels.

Explain. Worth watching?

>>34031697
>Vincent Gallo
is this the guy that made Chloe Sevigny suck his dick for another movie?

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>>34031697
Downloading it now. I better not have been trolled.

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Pretty nervous I think I'm gonna try to hitchhike south and then I don't know? How do I get my own place and job and etc

>>34031688
>>>/adv/
Wrong board
Invest in knee pads then sell them in the red light district

>>34032161
I am a regular on r9k I feel like I would get more advice here. But I'll take your suggestion. Thanks

Hey bby u wan sum fuk?

>>34031575
U strategically position get in front of a mirror and read it off her phone.
But to make her open her phone and bring up her number, first you ask her what her phone number is.

redpill: if she liked you back at all you'd already have some form of contact

Literally one of the most common and telltale symptoms:

>Loss of interest in activities or hobbies once pleasurable

If you can afford it, go see a professional senpai.

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anon, I'm experiencing this also, and it's a terrible feeling I just drown my feelings with drugs.

>>34032027
I dont have that luxury, so i just sleep

>Using four emoticons in a row

Son, are you a homosexual?

>>34031114
a shame you'll never get to experience real love

>using emojis for any reason ever
Kill yourself.

>I'll ask to

Are you dating a child?

hit that gross roastie bruh, just turn the lights out and make believe she's not a gorriler what escaped from the zoo.
just be super careful not to knock her up

>>34030944
She is cute! I would date her. She probably gives some good head too..

>>34031880
This, except for that last part. You'll get a free trip to the Maury show.

Not sure how much longer I'll be here, anon, but I'm snuggling in for /cozy/. It's cold outside, but warm inside.

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The cold weather is going to gone this week, so this might be one of the last /coldcomfy/ for a while.

>>34031171
So much easier to get comfy when it's cold outside. Wouldn't you agree?