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>be me
>lost a bunch of weight
>can see my body frame finally
>thought i looked manly as fuck
>have people call me miss or ma'am on two separate instances
>look in mirror and notice that my torso curves inward a bit
>thick legs (dont wanna post because they have eczema)
>constantly thinking about transitioning
please help me
i think the jews' shilling has gotten to me
how do i make it stop?

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>bisexual ex gets in a long distance relationship with another girl
>ask her about getting back together
>she says this
How's it looking for me?

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>be american
>get shot

Why are you guys so patriotic again?

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What is Crispy's personality like? I know she's beautiful and all, but I would feel so much more attracted to her if she has a nice personality as well.

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Anyone working at 7/11? Thinking about applying there. It seems pretty easy

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The ultimate red pill on why you should never get married. I know so many women and chumps like this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs&time_continue=146&ebc=ANyPxKodRJkQbWEK_iFOKl-TWlxBmGBRUTofIQGc5W1HDCOyHTIwYw6JHq0gXwhHaiLZYcDbAS51AUtnQmQgDB0wBmk4XaHq1g

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Would you be in a relationship with the girl of your dreams if she confessed that she wasn't attracted to you physically but loved your personality? She would remain loyal to you and wouldn't sleep around behind your back. She'd be there for you in the standard capacity of a girlfriend in every way except for that she would never ever be willing to have sex with you.

She'll let you masturbate to her and strip if needs be and maybe even give you a handjob when she's feeling particularly charitable, but there is zero chance of sex ever being on the table.

Choose carefully

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>Been talking to a girl I met through the internet
>She really wants to meet up IRL
>Invite her over to my place because who in their right mind leaves their own apt
>We watch some netflix movies together
>She says "it's getting late"... then lays down with her legs ontop of mine
>End up massaging her
>Do the deed of sex
>We both fall asleep
>Wake up early the next day
>See her naked body in the sun, resting on my arm
>Looks like an angel when she sleeps.
>Can feel her breath on my chest, the warmth of her body and sunlight, the birds chirping, the smell of her perfume
>She slowly opens her eyes, smiles, and says "Did you sleep as well as I did, anon:)?"
>...
>Say yes while having an internal anxiety attack
>Realize I will never be the same
>Get her up and tell her I have to leave soon so she should leave asap
>She gets home later that day and tries to message me on skype
>Delete skype
>Delete account and sites we browsed together
>Never talk to her again
>8 months later
>Still get anxiety/panic attacks when I think of that moment
>Can't even talk to women online anymore

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Can rich/wealthy people be robots? I'm a 27 year old KHV with a networth of 1.7 million USD with zero debt. I have no friends/family and I've been rejected by every girl I asked out. Can I still be a robot despite my money?

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Just the most awful experience hiring a prostitute

>staying at some crumby hotel
>decide to take up offer 'to have a good time', thought I could get a bang out of it
>I'm a virgin, I really am, if you wanna know the truth I've only ever necked girls before
>she knocks on my door in about 15 minutes
>she comes in, has a swanky green dress on
>depressed the hell out of me, it really did, the thought the store she bought it from probably assumed she was a normal girl
>starts getting undressed and sits on my lap
>suddenly lose all interest in fooling around on account of me being depressed and all
>tell her I'll pay her to just chew the fat a while
>she's visibly tiffed
>lie and say I just had an operation and I'm still recuperating (I'm a terrific lier, I really am)
>she takes my dough and leaves
>her pimp comes and demands another $5
>I refuse and call him a phony bastard
>he socks me in the gut and takes my money

I'm just lying in the bathroom still, i'm depressed as hell, I really am, I might just throw myself out the window but I don't want the goddamn phonies on the street gawping at my gory body

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I am scared. College admissions are next week and I have been studying for the past week. I did it knowing in the back of my head that I won't be able to get in. Today I found out that the last grade for entrance was 65/100. And the problem is that I started hoping that I have a chance. And that may sound good and all, but every time I had hopes towards anything, be it an attempt at a relationship or anyting else, it fucking crumbled to the ground. And I'm afraid that I'll fuck it up like everything else I did. I just had to get it off my chest, sorry for killing a thread for this

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I'm confused about online privacy, how are people in danger with internet data?

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>girl says she won't ghost me
>proceeds to ghost me
why lie about it? Just say you don't wanna talk to me

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So I was recently on /pol and i found this thread called chink hate, so clicked thinking it would be just the typical politically incorrect opinions on asians.
What i found instead was on the op post was a midi of a person (not even sure what gender) with a huge gash in its face covering from where its upper jaw should be and up to its forehead with green surrounding the hole, and it was somehow still alive.
But it doesn't even end here there were a bunch of midi's with car crashes and people being run over (a lot of them children), some dude eating a woman on a subway, a dude Burning an animal alive and someone with colonies of maggots in his eyes and much more.
After that i started drinking, but its not enough to forget please post anything cute or uplifting or even inspiring, I need it.

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Hey heads up, ready for the real red pill?

If you're not fucking in your 20s, you're doing something wrong. The world isn't against you, it's YOU fucking up and unwilling to unfuck up. You're supposed to fuck your friends, you're supposed to try new things, you're supposed to have lots of sex with girls who also have lots of sex. It's YOU who's wrong and given up and too stubborn and entitled and narcissistic to accept that.

Hope you don't swallow that big red pill too fast or you'll choke.