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its been a while my dudes
im tired
how are you all

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>average lifepsan of a heroin addict is 50.

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>at walmart today
>see cute girl with her mom
>wearing a long t-shirt with an anime girl on it (pic not related)
>short shorts so it looked like she just had on the t-shirt
might be the first time I've seen an attractive weeb irl
if she weren't with her mom and I weren't autistic I would have talked to her

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R9K CHAT
put r9k in interests in omegle

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>neet until 25
>my aunt finally got me a job
>first day I find out something I'll have to do is fill out a form in alphabetical order
>can't remember my alphabet
>sit there sweating and struggling to remember for 20 minutes
>boss comes back and asks me what I'm doing
>tell him I can't remember the alphabet
>he can't believe it and stares at me like I'm a retard
>he tells me to leave for the day

Im not cut out for this world

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>made 92 dollars last pay check
>spent it all on groceries and bills
>2 dollars in savings

why is life so miserable

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How about a /comfy/ thread?
Post your favourite: images, gifs, music, themes, games, cartoons/anime or stories that make you feel /comfy/

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>Tfw sleep on my stomach every single night habitually
>Occasionally get a bit of lower back pain, afraid one day my spine might just snap in two and leave me paralyzed
>But sleeping stomach down is so fucking comfortable

What do?

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Fembots, what are your political views?
>Do you vote democrat or republican?
>healthcare
>immigration
>foreign policy
>Trump

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So you've probably noticed that a lot of Robots are real assholes. Which then begs the question, are you an asshole because you're a robot, or are you a robot because you're an asshole?

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What exactly is so imperative about having a romantic relationship?

I am infected too. I have had times when I resent myself for my lack of success with women. Not to say I am the worst-off person I have met.

I am not a virgin, I am fairly attractive and dress well. I have good hygiene and a good (well, good enough I suppose) job. I actually went on a date with a model and didn't let her suck my dick because I am autistic.

I guess my whole point is I now understand my lonliness is due not just because I am bad at interacting with society but because I know I could learn to interact with society in a more productive manner and simply have no desire to change myself in order to do so.

Because I like myself. I like skipping the gym, drinking 4 beers and smoking myself into a coma while playing Fallout: New Vegas.

I want to make enough money to retire early, buy some land in Vermont and homestead in a
cabin I built with my own two hands.

I want to design an independent electrical supply, greenhouses, irrigation, and primal plumbing so I have amenities.

I want to grow the finest cannabis and tomatoes, along with fresh herbs and anything else I have the land for.

I want to brew beer and make wine, raise chickens for eggs and meat. Hunt deer for Venison.

I want to be a real fucking human, by myself. In the woods.

Anyone care to join me?

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Any other NEETs solved the greatest mystery of modern human civilization? I won't really bother asking wageslaves, since they don't have enough free time to figure it out, honestly.
How did you first notice the patterns? As for myself, during my study time and hanging around the different public libraries made me notice. I can't give away too much, of course. If you know what I'm talking about just drop a small hint so I know you're not bullshitting.
As for those of you who haven't noticed anything yet, I can give you three small hints:
Large libraries are of interest. Follow the pine cones. Pay attention to owls.
If you manage to solve it like I did, the rewards will be great. It was like I was a character in my own fucking adventure novel. I'm not talking about some weird Alex Jones tier conspiracy nonsense either, it's a bit transcended past that. Too bad wagies can't experience this (though in my experience I have found some self employed and rich individuals have managed).

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i found the worlds most depressing song

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Was Alex a normie?

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can someone please give me an avistaz invite

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