I'm really afraid of dying, guys. I don't know what will happen after and I don't want to lose my shitposting buddies ;_;
>>37783940
If you're alive you aren't dead.
If you're dead you're not alive (to suffer any worry/emotion).
Literally nothing to worry about.
>>37784236
>If you're dead you're not alive (to suffer any worry/emotion).
Gee anon that's really comforting...
>>37784236
The lack of emotion and consciousness in general is what he's scared of dumbshit
>tfw no protein fueled braphog gf
i really really really need adult chloe grace-moretz photoshopped into big daddy's outfit
looks like a bulge in this one
Chloe is SUCH a braphog omg
How effective is a 9mm handgun for suicide? Something like 75% of attempts fail, but they don't specify caliber.
>>37783880
Any piece of metal going through your brain isn't good.
>>37783902
Yeah but my buddy said he doesn't want to writh around in pain.
>>37783915
>my buddy
If it's not you, and you're genuinely helping your friend to make sure he kills himself, you're a very bad friend.
OREEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEEEEeeeeee
Are cicadas /ourbugs/?
>>37783871
I used to collect their dried out husks they leave on trees when I was a kid. My mom thought I was weird for having a box of them and through them out one day when I was at school
>>37783871
is it time for killing?
Posting the classics who started it all
2013 trip rise, trip fall
Post your stories and tales alike
For no7 was a fag and Samson is a kike
was? I'm still here. stuck posting on this shitbook though, at least until I can save enough to build myself a new PC
Is Ricky australian?
>>37784031
>>37783853
never mind, I misread the OP. I'm just too drunk and stoned m8
>normies accepted me today
Now I am better than most of you
>>37783811
good for you now leave, you don't fit in here anymore.
>>37783811
They accepted you because EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN'
>>37783856
Why would I? I haven't tricked the normies, they know that I am and act like a robot, but they accept me.
>>>37783877
I don't get it, but I guess thanks.
Bad acting in movies now looks normal because of mass autism, anyone else notice this?
>>37783793
No, only you are that autistic.
>>37783793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA-EqQhF_9o
>>37783817
Fuck, just seems like a normal guy because everyone i know has autism
Mods can you ban me permanently thanks :)
xd original posto
pls ban me ldlddl
>>37783755
i doubt this will work
post in this thread to die instantly
>>37783750
>post in this thread to die instantly
I doubt this will work
I guess it's worth a shot, not like I wanted to work today
i wish desu
General chatting thread, two hours of gym edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you need some advice, have any questions, or just want to vent for a bit and get stuff off your chest, here's the thread to do it. I will attempt to answer every post as sincerely as possible(:
>inb4 normie off my board reeeeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
>inb4 what are your credentials for being a normie
>>37783732
does dick size actually matter?
>>37783732
>inb4 what are your credentials
uhhh how the fuck am i supposed to determine if you're a normie otherwise you fucking douche
>how many girls have you fucked
>self-rate
>weight/height
>how many friends?
>salary
answer all those or fuck off
>>37783798
Not nearly as much as you think. By far the most important thing about dick size is how it makes you feel - it means basically nothing to girls, but having a small dick can make you feel insecure and make you feel like you can't compete with other guys. In reality pretty much anything above 3 inches can be put to good use - sex is not about just pounding as hard and deep as possible, it's a lot of foreplay and other stuff. On the flipside if your dick is 7 inches or above, you'll have a problem with most girls as you need a LOT of foreplay or lube before sex is even plausible, and that can detract from the mood massively.
the year is 2055
the cicadas have almost completely assimilated the human race, creating a new breed of advanced humanoid known as the cicada niggas
humanity is on the brink of extinction. all women were bred to death in order to create the cicada niggas. physically fit males have all been sentenced to life working in the fields, while scrawnier, less physically fit males are used as slave bfs within cicada and cicada nigga trap community. fat men have all been eaten, and any male who grows too fat is quickly sent off for slaughter
>>37783677
cicadas?
sounds familiar
NEETs escape to the anime dimension but the consequences are dire
>>37783677
>the cicada niggas
made me laugh, didn't even read the rest of the post
>"Robot, please come back to bed: it's cold."
How do you respond, Robots?
Guys like that never get cold.
So there has to be some other reason he wants me in bed.
I wonder what it could be~~
>>37783605
Obviously go back to bed???
>>37783605
pull out the magnum pop pop another lgbt faggot drops
do you think i should seek some therapist at this point or something?
>constantly pasivly imagine scenarions in my head where i literally enrage and start to beat someone up besides the fact that im a neet and sit at home all day playing WoW
>randomly stand up and walk around my room shadow boxing
Where do you live?
Oregano Mister Roboto
>>37783600go outside and do things with other peopleYou have cabin fever and are going bananas
There I've saved you hundreds of dollars in therapy bills.
Join a martial arts dojo or gym.
>>37783600
Nofap? Lul
ITT: MBTI general discussions
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
Most active 4chan MBTI themed server: /jNYBDdx
>inb4 INTP depression
Hi I got this, what does this mean?
>tfw no istj bf
>>37783613
It means you like to browse a website called Reddit and most likely like the new Star Wars.
How have you been preventing yourself from completely losing it?
>>37783550
Having stable income and being with my waifu.
>>37783550
heavily drinking until I fall asleep.
>>37783550
Trying to sink my sadness in sweets.