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you sound like a dipshit anon. its really not that hard to talk to girls, especially when you know damn well they won't give a shit about you. so why bother?

>>35253669
>"You really know your way around a footlong don't you?
With porno-tier lines like that idk why she isn't begging to suck your dick

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Please tell me this is real, holy kek

that sounds like a lot of work for somebody that doesn't so much make me happy but teach me not to value being happy

>>35253676
>make me happy
>me happy
>me me me
>ME!
welcome to the me generation

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the righteousness of a robot depends on his kdr

i just can't win,

Conservatives hate me because I'm brown and liberals would accept me but I fucking hate tranny freaks and fags.
It sucks being a right wing shitskin

>>35253688
>a right wing shitskin
Know the feeling. One good thing is you can get away with being slightly more right-wing if you're not white. Although you're still a man so liberals can attack you on that still.

>>35253740
Yeah it actually does come to my advantage sometimes,
its so infuriating seeing a spoiled rich white girl on tumblr getting offended on my "behalf",
I told her that she should fuck off and then she said I'm just some white guy pretending to be a minority.

>born in japan
>parents brought me over to the US and I became a self-hating beta cuck
wanna trade?

>>35253577
You already said one chance. No rerolls.

>>35253577
>korea
why would you want to live in that shit hole?

You should ask if you could stay until you get a job? You should be working by now anyway.

>>35253646
Nobody ever calls me back after the interview because I'm ugly, socially retarded, and have no experience.

>>35253562
That's pretty shitty of your parents to jump from "doesn't have a job" to "get the fuck out." It seems like they missed a step, there, especially if they were encouraging your behavior for 25 years and didn't teach you any better.

I'd try to compromise, asking if you can stay if you get a job, like >>35253646 said.

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be my gf please
originaldo

Kill me and take all you want.

>>35253505
>No chance
>No way
>I wont give you my blood.

Unless you give me immortality in return.

That was some good inspirational advicet, I hope you heed my words

>>35253495
If the world doesn't care then I'm going to keep living just to spite it.

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>>35253495
>"kill yourself"
>t. /a/
pottery

>>35253487
Kentucky town?

>>35253578
well I live in Texas but you sound like you got the idea

if you've ever read Vernon God Little by DBC... it's literally me

You should kill them and then yourself.

>>35253473
AS a guy I don't really pay attention to people unless they're talking to me.

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>>35253473
It's because you did t show him tits with timestamp bitch

>Thinking I'm paying attention

I don't get this maymay. I'm off in space 90% of my day

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Nothing much to see here, fucking Linux version of DOS-box won't boot win9x am I fucking mad

>>35253462
Also, is that a relatively new installation of Win 8? It's pretty fucking naked

>>35253596
Yeah, new netbook actually. I'm feeling a bit of buyer's remorse.

A true robot wouldn't have left home to vote.

>>35253464
>not voting by mail-in ballot

>>35253464
fpbp t b h senpai

>>35253338
>Middle Eastern girls
>different from any other girls

>>35253338
hi guy from midest herr

>Do Middle Eastern girls like White guys?
they are low self esteem so yes they worship them but would definitely act like they dont, if they were to meet. the lower self esteem the more attitude they will have

>Do they make good wives and moms?
yes. especially if they are not trash and made their choices in life themselves, they are one of best in bein moms

>>35253338
middle eastern girls are fucking hot, islam totally fucked up the whole region. Pre islamic middle eastern pagan religions are cool as fuck, islam is boring as hell and their women are so hot that once the hajjis took over they literally had to throw blankets over them so men wouldn't try and fuck them all the time

My pelvic floor muscles are actually strong enough I can do that no-handed. I find it less satisfying 3bh.

>>35253410
Ya it doesn't feel as good to me either. I feel less tired after though and dont feel as sad after. I read some taoist stuff about your body absorbing the energy back into your body but it could just be placebo

>>35253301
It's not good for you
You get cum backlogged in your body and it decomposes inside you
Play with your parineum all you want during but when your done, you gotta let yourself flow free

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>>35253283

I'm sorry OP, here, enjoy a circle.

>>35253283
Purple is... the ugliest color bro
It's all good

When you get glasses tho, look at art that uses purple as a shader for dark areas

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>tfw can't see in three dimensions
>tfw people think I'm bullshitting them when I say I have no depth perception

>>35253283
That sucks, but do the colour glasses even work? Anyone know how much they cost anyway?

>>35253219
>she's 14 I think
huh?

>I was astonished that she would know a meme like that
u would astonish if you would know what she faps to

>>35253425
>women fap meme
>women can have orgasms meme
nice try, jew

>>35253460
>implyin woman are not castrated men
nice try illimunati