>all those missed opportunities
>the right thing is always obvious afterwards
>if you had never compulsively browsed chans you'd be in a world of self-made happiness right now
Solid proof that hell is other people
Flight Mole
Like it :) Keep 'em comin
what do you do if you're a neet who loves his lifestyle but still feels bad he isn't achieving anything
>>37818163
You have to take on responsibility.
do something that is very milldly achievement worthy like learn a language that you can do from the comfort of your NEET HQ
>>37818163
You do some cool shit that you like until you figure out your own unique take on it. Achievement and originality are intertwined, so the better you know yourself the better you will do.
Don't listen to >>37818184. He's a nerd that wants to see people held down and fucked roughly by the man because he's gay like that.
>TALKING TO MOM
>SHE SAYS SHE ISN'T A VIRGIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
THE ONLY GIRL THAT EVER LOVED ME AND SHE'S A IMPURE ROASTIE WHORE! 30 FUCKING YEARS AND NOW SHE TELLS ME SHE'S A SLUT AND NOT A VIRGIN?!?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>37818094
South Park humor is for 12 year olds
haha get a load of this fucking loser
I figured it out. If my mind gets bad when I am about to go to sleep, just don't sleep and stay up. Wait for the exhaustion to knock me out. Been up for two days now. Anybody else hit with those pre-sleep feels/insanity?
>>37818068
yep, i just skipped sleep today. Never going to sleep again when i feel homicidal.
I AM THE STRONGEST VILLAIN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>no social skills
>some girls talking with me because im alone and i look shy
>tfw i cant say anything because no social skills and i look like a weirdo
>>37818027
What do they say when they speak to you?
Hey Dad, how come you never dab for me in front of my friends?
They think you're a loser.
>3 months newfag
>already gay
this is unhealthy
i should leave before its too late
but i cant
>go outside
>normies, happy people, seminaked girls because summer
day ruined
>>37817879
I'm glad the weather where I live is shit.
>>37817879
This.
Half naked girls are the worst thing about summer. It's just another confrontation about what I'll never get to experience in my life.
Most of them are walking with boyfriends as well, so it's a 2 hit K.O.
>>37817879
>mfw im experiencing exactly thi
kanker leider
>friday night
>friends having a good time
>meanwhile at my room doing absolutely nothing
>rinse and repeat
Any robots having a boring and uninteresting life?
when I go out I feel good for 1-2 days but then it gets bad again, is this normal?
>>37817766
That's the fucking only thing we do, normie scum. Get the fuck off if you have friends and aren't spending time with them before you start attention whoring your fake depression before it becomes real and you off yourself. BTFO and stop posting
just applied to 10 credit cards. is it possible to juggle between them to live like a neet
>Had huge influence and cult following over chads and roasties willing to die for him
>Women are declared property and marrying a loli is legal
>Sex with lolis is legal too
>Chad and roasties die in your name and for your cause while bearing your surname
>Their children and subsequent generations also bear your surname
>Roasties that cheat on you with chad are sentenced to death(stoning, hanging, etc.)
>Outlawed bacon in times of famine and secretly hogged them for himself
>Executed anyone he wanted
You ever get nostalgic for retro internet porn?