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what music do robots like to listen to?
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>>38857868
Prog rock, art rock, soft rock, some pop rock, and anime music of course
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I like a lot of shit but i have been really into no wave lately
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>>38857868
Post-punk is my favorite, but alternative in general is usually okay

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>be me
>college freshman
>that period of time right before christmas break where 2/3s of the floor is already gone and the only people left are those staying and those who are late to go back home
>next door neighbor (door 2 ft from mine) decides to have a chistmas party
>don't know this until it's literally happening, people from all over our small floor invited but not me
>tfw i can here everyone left on the floor having a great time in his room, drinking, laughing, and generally having a great time less than 10 feet from me but on the other side of a wall
>tfw im alone in my room, folding my laundry and hearing them all sing along to christmas carols and songs and enjoying life together
>the end

post similar college feels threads about friday/saturday night, parties, dorm floor stories, freshman year stories etc.
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>>38857819
if you go to college you are a normalfag
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>>38857926
said increasingly nervous man as uni. threads with 20+ replies are posted everyday on this board, besides gatekeeping on being a robot is for something as dumb as going to college is dumb af so gtfo
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>>38857926
No this is wrong, there are plenty of robots/spergs/autists in college.

Maybe your just too dumb, or poor for college.

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Once a bitch gets onto the hard drugs, they're done as people. That goes for girls and guys too. It fries their brain, lowers their IQ, and distorts their reward system so all they want is more drugs. They become fiends who lie to their loved ones, and exploit all those around them.

Stay away from meth, heroin, crack guys.
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>>38857816
True.
I remember when some girls would post pictures of their xanax pills to look edgy. Some moved on and some went onto hard stuff and became different people entirely.
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>>38857816
The same is true for any drugs.
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>>38857876
>xanax pills

Yeah, pills are the real gateway drug to the harder shit.

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tfw no high-end sex doll gf
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>>38857745
That would still feel too pathetic. High end android or bust.
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>>38857794
Year 2060 when
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>>38857794
>tfw no android braphog gf

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>she was the epitome of perfect

what happened?
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>>38857682
we grew up and so did she
tastes changed
facial structures changed
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>>38857682
>what happened?

Jews
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>>38857682
Samething that will happen to all of our fantasy waifus.

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>hey anon! look over here!
>hahahaha he actually did it! what a virgin!

What do you do?
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>>38857649
I'd get on my knees and suck that delicious futa cock.
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I would make them suck my dick and then probably do the same for them
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dickgirl with balls > dickgirl with vagina

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>Start hanging around older people
>Realize they're the same shit as kids, but pressed into different forms by the world around them
>Feel a bit sick upon realizing this
>Fear that teenagers are as smart as they are as grown adults

Is this true?
Does Western society repress the true intellect of adolescents? I didn't get smarter from 18; I just learned to think.
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>>38857626
Partially. You do gain some experiences as you age that make you wiser as far as dealing with people. But otherwise there is no difference.
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>>38857626
I feel like I've gotten less smart as I grow older. Probably a defense mechanism from thinking about bad things.
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people like to say experience matters but it doesn't after a certain age
the older you get the easier it becomes to refold every new experience into your bias matrix feed
and, amusingly, reshape every past experience into your bias matrix complex as needed for cognitive dissonance reduction
just as a child feels like the world revolves around them
so does a geriatric make the world revolve around them

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want to leave this shit behind ? ill go with you. ill take you somewhere where we can live without ever being bothered by normies again. life will be comfortable. come with me to our eden. this world is doomed. we will be true humans.
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>>38857602

no shill and idiot bullshit. no drill
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Please, anon. Take me with you.

It sounds like a nice alternative to suicide.
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>>38857686
are you truly ready ? many years went by until i reached this point. we will have to work. but what we will achieve will be incredible. as i say, never will we have to submit to society again.

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Fembots, why are you so fucking racist? All I see is white bitches rejecting nice lonely blackbots. Get over yourselves
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niggers are quite literally the bottom of the barrel
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Fuck off chaim.
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>>38857532
No one likes niggers

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Amerifag here. Im black/white/mex. Im a perfect looking mix of all 3. Culturally im mostly white, followed closely by black. Im not too mexican but its in my blood for sure.

Was wondering what kind of beer someone like me is supposed to drink. I dont have my dad but his favorite is Budwiser even though thats not what he always gets. What beer is for me and why. Help
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not fucking Coors Light, no one should drink that horse piss
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>>38857542
Well how the fuck should i know
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>he fell for the beer meme
Porter and stouts are the only thing worth drinking. Everything else is either watery piss or hipster garbage.

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>Ah, hi anon!. Me and your girlfriend were just finishing up. You're free to have a go with here, but I doubt she'd feel anything. But if you don't mind her being filled with my cum, go right ahead.

What do you do?
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cup a handful of spunk out of her snatch grease her sphincter with it and get to work
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>>38857438
Stick it in her butt obviously
or fuck the loli in the butt
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>fuck the loli in the butt
Not having her fuck you in the butt

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Are you a bad person if you're a pedophile that doesn't hurt any children?
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If I knew I wouldn't get in trouble I'd do it.
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pedophilia is fine
a majority of the population is innately pedophilic

child molestation is not fine
a majority of the population is capable of keeping their basal urges in check
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>>38857367
pedophilia is natural but you should still feel ashamed about it; you should never act on any sexual feelings towards chldren. You are a bad person and you should always be "becoming" a good person.

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cops found the body of this girl, she was 16 years old and has been killed

what do u think
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>>38857260
>16
she Iooks 30
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>>38857260
as i can tell by the picture she is not dead
thus she hasnt been killed
therefore youre lying and thats not very nice
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>>38857260
because she is an attractive girl at the cusp of her reproductive prime, i am particularly outraged and demand the killers be hunted down and hanged by their scrotums until dead because something something barbaric something something

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what does it take to get a choccy hobnob around here edition
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>>38857179
What do you fucks even talk about here? I'm participating in this thread for novelty's sake.
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how to get a gf legit tho
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>>38857112
Just a bunch of tracks. Right now Good Morning (Intro)

>>38857137
Got the decryption key for that link?

how do i become content with being alone for rest of life?

every relationshit ive ever tried to create failed, so i know that this is my future.

help me be fine with loneliness.
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are you living by yourself or with your family?
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>>38857273

currently with family, but this is temporary. saving up to rent apartment.

probably not gonna have much contact with them after this though.
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>>38857319
I can distract myself with a lot of stuff so that I can't think about myself and about how I'm wasting my years
the only thing that somehow reassures me is the physical presence of other human beings around me. this is enough for me right now and this gives me the weird idea that I'm not really that desperate
I'm telling you this because things may change when you'll finally go living by yourself and things won't necessary change for good

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