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>You lived long enough for anime to become sentient and start doing Youtube lets plays
This is the future I was promised. I'm so happy.
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>>35185954
p o s t s a u c e f a g g
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>Filename
Kek'd
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>>35186156
https://youtu.be/v79HxnWIuNY
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>Don't be shy, sweetie
>I like your underwear, hehe
My last penis inspection was 12 years ago. I've had physicals with all the doctors in my area and none of them are as thorough as that nurse.
Why do doctors not give a shit about your penis?
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tfw a cute nurse cupped my balls and told me to cough when I was like 17 or 18
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I wish nurses could wear open toed shoes and more form fitting clothing like yoga pants.
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>>35185926
>tfw failed my last penis inspection
I haven't gone back for my bi-yearly checkup since.
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Share comfy music or pics!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smmmbwBu2Vs
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>>35185907
These kind of images, is this like a thing?
Always thought it was just me.
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>>35185995
I didn't understand what you wanted to say brobot, can you explain?
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My grandma is the only precious thing in my life. She is the one who took care of me all this time and paid for my education. She is getting sick very often these days , she is almost 86 and I'm so scared. This picture reminds me of her and how she used to buy me oranges all the time as a kid. I don't know what to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS6n2Hx9Ykk&sns=sms
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How do I kill the part of my brain that wants me to die? I know I'm a good person, I just want to be okay with my own existence and not hate myself.
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>>35185842
Why kill the only part that makes sense
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>>35185842
interdasting (riginal_ )
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>>35186846
The fuck is wrong with you, man?
Seriously.
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let me feel your love because I have nothing else.
>her
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>>35185801
Hime Cut is objectively the best hairstyle. Preferably in purple.
Untrustworthy Attendant and Moe Meganekko are pretty top tier too though.
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I have the her best friend. Side swept for life
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>>35185935
Do you enjoy seeing her with another man?
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So I like to watch girl twitch streamers then masturbate to their twitter/isnta pics while they stream.
Anyone else do this or just me?
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I masturbate to their stream while I watch them, I don't masturbate to others pics of them.
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Nope I have a GF and also no time to watch others play video games.
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if you masturbate they win
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How exactly is this the proper way to date someone?
>a random man touches a random woman
>if he is attractive she sleeps with him
>she gets attached
>they continously fuck
>they have a few things in common
>they fuck enough times and decide to get married and have kids
I'm not trying to be a "nice guy" but how can women seriously prefer strangers over male friends that they have known and trusted for so long?
For those in the "friendzone", why is this even a thing? When you're in love with someone, you are supposed to go to them for comfort and support. Instead, these women fuck other guys and use their friends for support, when they should be using the guy they are fucking for support.
I thought love is built upon trust and cooperation. Not fucking random strangers.
In the end, regardless of what Women do, they want hapiness, just like men - so why not just date the men they are closest to?
Should we just eradicate all women?
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>>35185767
Proper Dating is when you go on out with the person you're interested in to see if you're compatible and have anything in common.
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>>35185767
The friendzone is a meme. The last girl I "dated" i knew for months before we were together. First time I fell in love too
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>>35185767
You need to be firm and not already be in a relationship of any other form with them. If the dont show interest then nuke and move on. If they do then you dont belong here get the fuck out. Also never trust a woman. They are so fucking catty it hurts. Even if you manage to find a chill one the second another woman comes into view she shits the bed.
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But senpaiiiii, you don't actually want to kick all of us girls off of your board, do you?
I mean, we just want to hang out with you and play vidya.
Why don't you come into my arms and I'll cuddle you!! =^-^=
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>>35185729
Jump into an oven you poz ass faggots
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LEAVEE
ME
ALONE
PLEASE
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>>35185729
Piss off and die you deranged monster.
I come here to feel and be removed from things such as this.
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If dubs I can finally retire and be done.
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>>35185697
trips and I die in my sleep
big money no whammy no whammy
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maybe you can retire
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>>35185697
if I get trips, i'll do nofap and take cold showers for a month
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>be me
>get assigned shit ton of math homework
>have a week to finish it
>wait till last minute on Sunday
>spend hours procrastinating
>stay up till 5 in the morning coming up with excuses to not do my homework
>decide "fuck it, it's late" and go to bed
>skip class
>need to finish work and turn it in tomorrow
>haven't even started yet
>almost midnight
>only got 3 hours of sleep last night
I was never meant for college life m8s.
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>>35185635
Procrastination is a hell of a drug I wish I could come off of
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>>35185635
I had a month-long calculus packet due thursday. Skipped class because we were going to go over it in groups. Test tomorrow and I probably should be starting it now but here I am. I don't know how the fuck I did homework in high school but I have no motivation now.
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I need to get at least 2 90% on my exams to pass the class
I hate myself
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Met my wife on a Russian dating site, what are u fags doing with your life??
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Was gonna say something regarding divorce rates then I clicked on the pic and saw she's a fucking whale
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>>35185724
Doesn't mean she still won't divorce him and take his money.
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they don't have that much food in Russia
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>get drunk
>playing around with loaded gun
>run around the house pretending i'm fighting off a home invasion
>lost a round somewhere
>can't find it
>mom will find it tomorrow and get angry at me
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>>35185592
I literally keep airshit guns around just so I have something gun-like to play with when I'm drunk.
I was actually flailing around with my KWA M226 PTP when I spotted this thread.
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>>35185592
>drop a box of rounds when I'm moving shit one day
>for the next few months my mom will sporadically say "oh I found one of your bullets in X corner"
Get a better mom
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>>35185629
lel I was playing with a 9mm handgun....I like to pull back the slide back and try to catch the round with my hand, but it fell somewhere near the couch, can't find it
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>day 2 nofap
JESUS
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>>35185579
its brutal man.
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do what I did, try to go as long as you can but dont quit out right if you're not ready. I brought it down to once every 2 or 3 days then only once a week, then you go can a lot longer after that.
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You faggots should be cutting back on masturbating not stopping. What's the point in no fap?
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>Girl looks at me and smiles
>I look at ground
This has to be legit autism
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>>35185522
I always automatically assume they're smiling at someone/something behind me so I just save myself the possible embarrassment
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>>35185522
This is a very familiar feel.
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>>35185552
Every time I've forced myself to think otherwise I've been proven wrong. It's probably time for me to give up.
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I feel sad for the first time 2017-02-28 04:36:02 Post No.35185484
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I feel sad for the first time
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I've never been happy or sad. I don't like my life but didn't give a fuck about anything, so it was all like meh.
I'm a permavirgin and a long time ago I accepted my fate, of course I wanted a girlfriend but didn't care that much to actually tried, I'm very introverted and feel comfortable when I'm alone.
But there was a girl at work, which I liked very much, didn't realized it at first. Since last Friday I couldn't stop thinking about her and decided to try everything I could to get, if I failed the outcome would be the same as if I didn't try.
We just entered there just one month ago, so I didn't know that much about her, and don't have her contact info.
Today was the day when I was gonna try for the first time to get a girlfriend in my life, but when I arrived I learned that on Friday, after I left, she had a discussion with other worker there and decided to quit.
Life is not fucking fair. Now I feel tired but I can't sleep, feel hungry but I can't finish my meal, want to cry but tears wont come out.
Is this just a phase /r9k/? I want to not feel anything at all again.
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find her old contact info or something from your manager, say that she still has a jacket of yours or something she borrowed and you want back, idk. It's not over...
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>>35185484
You're really weak in the love and relationships arena, so much so that you weren't even IN a relationship with this girl and you are already depressed.
Imagine if you had gotten in a relationship with this girl (unlikely), date for a couple of months and then you fucked it up. You could have spent many months of your life depressed, a mess.
I don't know what I'm saying, except maybe if you want a relationship you need to either get some therapy, or go all in and just chase lots of girls, surround yourself with girls, get to know lots and lots of women.
You need to strengthen your emotions so that you stop getting BTFO by one girl that you are not even dating.
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>>35185769
I didn't care about girls t.b.h. Of course I was attracted to women, but there wasn't one in particular that interested me.
The last time I had a crush was when I was a teenager, like 6 years ago.
Now I was in love for the first time in my life and this happened. I think I have all the right to feel like shit.