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no

kyse

Why do women want attention anyways? Is it an evolution thing?

I would so do this if I were a girl

>>39312276

Empty calories bro, fastfood is shit

>get a meal from fast food place
>sated for entire day

>>39312291
you don't seem to know what "empty calories" means.

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>tfw none of the people who make or reply to these threads are actually girls

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>>39312345
i confessed to a guy on discord, he rejected me because he has anxiety and he doesnt want to speak to me anymore

>>39312409
Well, at least you tried. Better than living with regret for the rest of your life.

I don't think molesting kids is a good idea anon.

>>39312279
i didn't say kids i said young females. this is an investigation into the female psyche.

>>39312279
>13+
>kid
this is a thread for red pills not blue pills

>>39312213
seems like men regain their virginity around age 40

maybe i am the special snowflake after all
did you know what invasion of the bodysnatchers was about? it was about people who have had sex and those who didn't. sort of like pleasantville but good

>>39312213
wow. That chart was a lot different back in 99.

>>39312151
look up the definition of "virginity" and I am sure you will have your answer.

>>39312151
It's true. Losing your virginity is about courting your girl and having mutual relations. It's not unlike a hunter who has to get his first kill. If you paid for it, then all you did was stick you cock into a municipal hole and paid to do so.

>Is it true if I insert my penis into a vagina I'm still a virgin?

>>39312136
lol faggot

stop being a stereotypical faggot then

>>39312136
is he cute? originaldo

>>39312136
Cool. Go to /lgbt/ about it.
>Researchers analyzed national health survey data from 6,150 adults and found 37 percent of women and about 5 percent of men reported trying anal intercourse at least once.

>When they did, the women were 50 percent more likely than their peers to report having fecal incontinence at least once a month, while the men's odds of incontinence were almost tripled.

does anyone else dream in 4chan posts? it's fucking weird.

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>browse /x/
>develop schizophrenia

>>39312176
no, but now I'm quite intrigued

>>39312002
Why do the girls in your class hate you?

>>39312002
>computer science major
>"girls" in class

what did you do to piss her off

>>39312011
i do a lot of jokes that most people would consider innapropriate

>>39311993
I want to work in an oilfield, sounds like good hard work that isn't too terrible that gives you good money

are the normies really that bad though? like college campus bad?

>>39312023
it's pretty bad most of the time, but not always. most guys out here are family people so they just consume lots of mainstream normie stuff. lots of west texas companies are hiring with little to no experience. be warned: the hours and schedules are insane

i guess i have to question what OP's definition of crazy money is.

my understanding is that the oil industry is currently in the shitter. i actually tried to get a job in the resource extraction segment of my own industry (satellite communication) and i was told that it's a really bad time right now because of the depressed natural resources segment

so are you talking like pleb tier $15/hour or do you mean legit high pay?

well man, was it worth it man.

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>>39311990
>tfw she was laughing the entire time

seriously why do females do this? Why are they so happy and amused at everything?

>>39312007
Sex didn't feel like what I thought it would.

Three pussies

the ground which you beneath walk within on will be dripping with subways hot ready sub hot and ready sub way sub for you

One entire pussy

KYS? Too soon?

>>39311968
>goose-squeal yoddeling
elaborate

It's truly horrible, it's like a mix between a goose screaming and a yodel

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>it's a pro chad poster
>when chad is the real enemy that makes your life hell

wait a minute, what if we were blaming women this whole time when we should have been blaming chad

>>39311948
That girl is a qt3.14

nigga what? timestamp reads 5 days ago

>>39311920
>>tfw bf is upset with me and I don't know why
>when I ask he just says "nothing is wrong"
Dumb sissy white boi.

Interigate him on gun point stupid sloth

Have you tried sucking him off?