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Im gonna walk to the store a mile away to buy my rabbit some hay wish me luck guys
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Don't do it op, you'll die
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you're a good lad OP
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>>38121152
"While you're there, son, speak with the manager about getting a job. All it takes is a little initiative and a firm handshake."
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Just found out that my gf participated in a gangbang her freshman year, on top of her being a notorious slut.
I feel sick to my stomach.
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Why would you date a notorious slut in the first place, OP?
Are you that desperate for a gf that you have no standards?
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>>38121140
>Are you that desperate for a gf that you have no standards?
Where do you think you are?
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>>38121140
I had no clue before my roommate came back from his break and told me. I never asked her since I never wanted to find out, but I didn't expect her to be a huge slut like this.
What would happen if I sleep once every two days? I've been functioning on 6 hours sleep a day for years, would 12 hours sleep every 36 or so hours be the same?
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I'll go ahead and say its not gonna be good for you
Sleep is vital for healthy brain function my man, you ought to be getting 8 a night
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>>38121080
Yeah it's not healthy but I just cruise through each and every day doing the same shit anyway. I'm already a zombie
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you'll die sooner and/or suffer a stroke more easily
Im experiencing severe paranoia almost every day, has any of you ever dealt with it on your own or did u have to go to a shrink ?
Also paranoia general (what is ur object of
paranoia, when did u start experiencing it, etc etc...)
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>>38121043
Sounds like you might need to be on meds.
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>>38121043
Most of my life I've gotten to a point before where I've started to think outrageous things I have never had help I keep all my problems secret I only talk of them when intoxicated.
Always remember though what if you're right and they're wrong?
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>>38121052
fuckin shit i hope not.
I recognize the thoughts as crazy but there's just that weird intuition that keeps repeating "but what if they're really not?." It's as if they're unfalsifiable claims so even if they seem outrageous i have no logical way to disprove them. I think it's a scary mix between OCD (intrusive repetitive thoughts) and paranoia.
So far it hasn't ruined anything in my life besides keeping me awake until really late hours. It seems to be heavily triggered by nightime and darkness, hence why I have trouble sleeping. I'm fine at daytime luckily though.
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I fucking did it, I managed to turn my isolation into something good, I studied my ass off the whole semester, only went out to the store and to college, and I got four best grades (out of five subjects).
Damn, it feels good. I feel like I'm high on amphetamines.
Any other college brobots here?
How you guys doing?
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>>38120986
>he doesn't realize college is for getting connections and partying
My brother (who is a smart person in his own right but still) got a economics degree from a state university. Then he took a 6 month programming course and got the same job/pay as someone who went to UCLA, got a 4.0 GPA, and majored in comp sci.
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>>38120986
Good for you anon. Hopefully it will pay off.
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>>38121021
How's an econ major w/ a 6 month programming course going to get a research job in a R&D lab? They won't because they need years of knowledge and experience in a research lab to get there.
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If you had irrefutable proof that the Stacey that made fun of you in HS/college/whatever was a sugar baby (pretty much a whore), what would you do with it?
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whatever your heart desires senpai lmao
because you're either wrong and if you're not, you'll be delusional.
but nobody will care since men spoil their women any way.
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>>38120944
Contact her family and friends anonymously with all the information you have.
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Nothing because I'm not a bitter grudge holding loser
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>return to work after a month of medical leave
>use access key to enter gate
>gets denied
Uh-oh, that's not a good sign.
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>>38120858
Can they really fire you for taking medical leave?
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>>38120868
I was supposed to have the doctor fax them an update about my condition and when I'll be fit for duty again, by a certain date and I found out the week after they didn't send it in time, so I had them send it like they meant to send it - fax the letter with a date before the due date rather than the actual date, hoping they would understand that mistakes happen.
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So, I'm just gonna wait for the front doors to open to figure out if I really am terminated.
Haven't gotten fired in 5 years.
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I really, REALLY want to break a girls arm!
Yesterday I went out with a small petite girl and her arms were so skinny I could smash them with ease! Snip snap I'll break them in half! Who else knows this feeling?
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You're really autistic
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Why are men such savages
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>>38121120
no he's ass burgers
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Probably a dumb question but how do you start investing bitcoin?
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>>38120784
"Son, you can do as many get-rich-quick schemes as you want, but nothing beats going there yourself, speaking with the manager, and giving him a firm handshake."
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>>38120784
If you have to come here and ask then you're nowhere near savvy enough to invest in crypto and not lose your shirt.
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it's a better bet to just head over to the slot machines and throw money at them
you will lose either way
it's all gambling
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Are asian girls the meaning of life?
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>he thinks dating a Philippino and Indian is "Asian"
Oh you
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It is when they're this attractive
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>tfw I felt for the Asian meme
>tfw matched a jap on tinder
>tfw go on a date
>tfw she is so fucking ugly
Asian woman only look good on pics
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>tfw now ex bf pretty much made me into his de facto housewife despite my protests
Damn conservatives. I either get a manwhore who wants polyamory, if I want someone who actually treats me as an equal partner or I get a traditional authoritarian asshole.
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>>38120686
You want a partner who doesn't fulfill the man's role in a relationship so you can skimp out on performing the woman's role? You sound like a shitty partner. The only people who are going to want you are manwhores who just want your holes.
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If you don't have a job then you have no choice but to be a housewife.
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>>38120732
I think everyone should share the roles. If I go out and earn 50% of the money, I shouldn't have to do 100% of the housework too.
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why is suicide so taboo?
if life sucks why would you force a person to keep living it?
why are normies so cruel?
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life is a gift that shouldn't be wasted, it gets better :)
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>>38120635
That's just a meme. It doesn't get better. It actually gets worse as time passes.
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>>38120647
it will get worse if you keep that attitude, i was depressed (problems with gf) and now im happy with a new one
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ITT post reasons for why you're in a perpetual state of melancholy and/or anxiety. Sometimes it's good to try and identify the problem and see how you can work on it.
I'll start us off:
>nearly constant existential angst; can't put away the thought that someday I'll look back and remember all of these hours as memories when my parents were still alive
>life feels like a sidescroller where the screen doesn't stop moving forward and there's no objective
>no friends
>constantly worried about how to not be a NEET anymore without becoming a lifelong wageslave
>want to do big things and be somebody but can't choose one thing I want to do
>want to travel but can't because that would use all my money and then I'd just be a broke bum back at square 1
>stay up until 4-5 am and sleep until 4 pm most days
>no goals or purpose whatsoever
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>>38120581
That used to be me until I got a job my life still sucks though. I think I might save up for a bit and then try to make myself disappear.
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>>38120648
What do you do anon?
Originality 2.0.
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>>38120887
Finances for a steel company its not bad and in a few years I will be making a lot more money but right now its hard.
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Post shit you find in your family tree
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>Clemmius
>two women named Wallstreet
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>>38120568
>great grandfather was a carnie
>grandmother was married by 15 (the daughter of carnie)
>other grandmother was schizophrenic
>one grandfather might have been bipolar (went to prison and killed a guy with a starter pistol (didn't go for that tho jus example of him))
>mother and father mentally ill too, not worked since the 90s
>I get put into foster care and sheet
>brother very autismal, goes bald at teen years even
>I never werk'd and have no friends, nearly 30
But it's all my fauit and there's such a thing as choice, right?No, Hitler was right about eugenics faggots.
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>>38120568
>Post shit you find in your family tree
Intertwined branches and niggers hanging from it like apples.
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>>38120568
only farmers and bue-collar workers
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Well lads, after 2 years of living like a king, I've reached the 2 year cutoff for NEETbux. I have to go in for an interview and they'll determine if I'm retarded enough to get back on the bux for another year.
How do I convince them?
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>>38120530
How did you get it the first time? Can you play the mental illness angle?
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>>38120530
J U S T
B E
Y O U R S E L F
Holy shit this advice has never been more relevant.
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>>38120530
everyday i yearn for the opportunity to prove i'm a retard to the government