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>>37732939
>Having any kind of social media
Normies disgust me.

>>37732995
how else am I suppose to send pictures from my computer to my phone or phone to computer?

I have a normiebook account, I tried being a normie when I was a teenager, I tried being successful, obviously if I was I wouldn't be here. The only pictures that got likes were my drawings.
I haven't touched that account for years, I should delete it.

>>37733056
Use gmail

puts himself out there and made connections. must be fun to be around if people want to play with him and watch his streams. lucky too

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This is Octavian Morosan also known at "NoLife kripparrian."Octavian, is a college dropout who lived in his Father's basement and pissed in bottles for years. He began to stream on twitch but never got high viewer counts, but still he had a very supportive group of viewers. When he began to stream Diablo 3, his viewer count shot through the roof and his twitch fame began to take off. Octavian soon began to alienate his initial viewers in order to appeal to the larger audience. He put aside all of his beliefs and morals for the sole purpose of making money. Octavian now has a devoted cutie Wife and slurps his cock on a nightly basis as he rakes in the cash from sitting on his butt all day.

>>37732921
Except he didnt put himself out there. It was a closed beta.

tfw no mean british gf to call me a wanker and throw tea bags at me

>>37732816
They have the biggest saggiest natural breasts of all European women + cute accents

So yes, they're wonderful.

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>>37732855
>britbong
>natural breasts

why hasn't this underage roastie been b& yet
why does the board continue caring about this underage roastie
oh right nevermind

>>37732666
?what's this?
who's this roastie?

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>>37732689


It is the roastiee!!!

>>37732633
>>again 240lbs

what?

>>37732645
Meant to say "gain 240lbs".

>>37732601
My neighbors are normal, I guess.
It looks like TV.
>4 boys, all teens
>Mom stays at home and raises them, homeschools them
>Dad is an engineer that travels a lot, but is home most nights and all weekends
>She makes bread from, like, wheat. I mean, not even from flour, from the actual *wheat*. She orders the wheat from a farm, grinds it 'the way she likes', and makes their bread, buns, everything herself
>They like each other and do things like go on hikes and bike rides together all the time
>Their dad does stuff like fix their lawnmower and vacuum cleaner, build sheds in the backyard, oil changes, replaces their car's brakes, all that stuff
>When he's home him and the mom sit on the front porch and talk with the neighbors as we go by
>He grills dinner 3-4 times a week and he'll just start singing - he's good. And he's funny. Not dad joke funny, real funny
> All the boys are real chads and smart.
>I asked the 3rd one, who is my age, if their parents are as nice as they seem. he said 'yeah, they are'
>He told me once that his parents had a fight - he said they whispered a lot and his mom looked sad, his dad left and came back with pizzas for them and flowers and chocolates for their mom and that was it. Turns out he had to change when the family went on vacation.
They're like aliens

I had that for a little tiny bit, a few years. It's freaking amazing. Bad stuff still happens but it's not quite as bad.

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yea there really is no point. none of it is important. to think there are people out there worse off than me. I don't see how they make it. my existence is so empty and meaningless. a literal waste of time

>>37732597
>>37732866
Morans. If you were paying attention you'd know that humanity has almost achieved its final accomplishment, strong AI. Once artificial general intelligence exists, humans will be obsolete and all the indignity of humankind will be wiped from the world.

find that one freaky girl who is into getting fucked by WOW Orcs kek

Go on tinder, if you truly tall then every girl will want to suck your dick

Try sleeping on the floor

>>37732195
>I have access to all the things people want on this board
>but I'm too scared to take any of them
Most annoying, delusional meme on this site

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You need to change your perspective on these things. You're the only one holding yourself back. I'm not telling you that because you don't know. I know you know that. But you need to change it if you want results.

Listen to some words of wisdom from the man with the patriarch plan. It's time the young men of our generation reassert their dominance. They raised us to be passive, asexual, meek fucks. We got to break out of that shit and find the confidence to not give a fuck.

Listen to this and dwell on it for a little while. It might just change your outlook for the better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5EZCHbu6tQ

>>37732226
imagine having 0 access to it for 24 years of your life, becoming accustomed to it, accepting your fate, accepting your outcasthood, and then out of no where shit you have never had suddenly falls in your lap. It would make you paranoid, and you'd probably overthink the situation until you just jerk off and forget about it