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>I'm bored and lonely tonight
Then why not take some time to think of a thread prompt that doesn't suck shit?

>>37320973
I don't really start threads. Can you give me pointers?

i havent had a (you) in over 5 years, help me

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>>37320890
Hmmm. I'm relatively at ease so to speak. Really blissful lately.

Actually got into this comic last night even though I've been seeing panels for ages, pretty good

>tfw you accidentally press the captcha because you're a phonefag

I don't know where I could go to meet girls. I've been considering joining a church, but I feel the fact that I have no job and can't find a real career will kill any chances I have anyway. I'm planning to join the army later in the year, but it's scary. I feel like no matter what I do in life, I'll be unhappy anyway, and it makes me wonder what the point of even trying is. Why not just stay home and do nothing? Or die?

>>37320816
good on you for recognizing you have no value but
>begone roastie

>>37320816
Obligatory post tits or gtfo

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>>37320816
i know that feel senpai
mosquito bites tier kill me desu

>want to get back into hobby
>don't want to stop 4chan
>post yourself doing hobby anonymously
>get anonymous criticism
not bad

I've been here over a decade, pretty sure I'm fucked royally in that I can never leave but I have stopped browsing 4chan all day and have started to pursue hobbies that I wish I had been doing all along. There was no rhyme or reason necessarily, one day I just figured I might as well waste my time practicing something instead of reading drivel.
Though it comes and goes. I am in bed and have been all day (5pm atm) drinking and have been doing this for several days - but other days I'm drawing 8-10 hours a day, genuinely addictive.

In regards to drawing specifically for you op and getting back into it - I found that proper practice (go read /ic/ sticky but don't bother talking to them) followed by noticeable improvements is what really got me hooked.

>>37320759
Bullet to the Brian is the do over button.
Better luck next life

your father is a fag

>>37320691
His father is right. You're the fag.

he's just happy you're not a fag

the answer to the OP is 1089 in case anyone is wondering

>>37320460
Why do you care so much about IQ, OP? You know those tests were originally created to identify the retarded and not the other end of the spectrum. Are you afraid you're retarded?

>>37320481
It's 36 you dip shit.

(1+1) x (1+1) = 4
(2+2) x (2+2) = 16
(3+3) x (3+3) = 36

>>37320116
North Indian and Greek are what's up.

There's no way the average English girl is that pretty.

romanians are white? moar you know

>>37319935
I know guys here are going to call her a slut but exhibitionism really turns me on. One time I at a Sonic I pulled my girlfriend's shorts to the side exposing her pussy hoping someone would see

>>37319935
this qt looks familiar....
is she from florida?

>>37320041
she's a pornstar named mango

>>37319893
fuck off

origrbsrg

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>>37319893
This is a board for people who struggle at life, it's not a board to brag or showing off.

I've had sex. GIVE ME (You)s

>>37319880
bullshit nobody has it this dank

>>37319880
pics or gtfo with your lies desu

>>37319949
I mean we've been dating for two years. We're both robots with the same interests, it's only natural it came to this.

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I've got a date for June 1st with a Chilean qt

One of the two people who still talk to me basically forced me to try Tinder. I've never swiped left so much in my life. No matches yet in 3 days.

Does the bio really matter? I have the following:
"Who actually reads this thing? Swipe right and message!"

When I first started, I actually got a good amount of matches, but I've been kind of fizzing out lately only getting matched with camwhores.

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holy fukk am not even gay but I want that inside of me

>>37319815
>am not even gay but I want that inside of me
wew

>>37320000
even if those are tiny trump hands I wouldn't let that monster near me!

rip me apart. no no no

Being introduced to video games and being a grandmas boi.

>>37319713
When our dads didn't socialize us and we were intelligent enough to find new ways to self-destruct

>>37319713
It allll started when I was born

>>37319712
>don't have to worry because I'm not a loser virgin

>he has colleagues

normies get OUT! OUT!

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>c'mon anon, your bed is huge, i would be having sex on this shit all the time

>>37319678
Yes. I feel like I have nothing to contribute to conversations because of it. This of course means no good relationships.

I'm boring

>>37319737
I know how that feels, I'm trying to start doing things but it's pretty hard to find things that I enjoy.

>>37319737
As in I just don't have a "thing."

Like it kills me when I hear people, "oh yeah I know Mike, the dirtbike guy yeah" or even just "Tom? Yeah he's a cool ass dude"

No one will ever say that about me