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HOW TO SPOT ROASTIES ON R9K:
-talk in a very dull, uninteresting, passive and reactive way
e.g. will say something like 'haha my dog does that' she thinks this is participating in a conversation because when she does it when people are aware shes a girl, she will get attention
-if you ever criticize a woman/women they will come to their defense no matter what
they will play devils advocate if they have to, and are very dogmatic. 'not all women' is one that comes up a lot
-if they get into an argument they will reply to every single post, and must have the last word
-doesn't know how to tell a story
again, very boring, they have never needed to learn how to be interesting
-often resorts to 'no wonder you're a virgin' 'I can see why girls don't like you'
this is quite funny as on some level they really do take pride that guys have fucked and want to fuck them
These are just a few things I've picked up on after coming here for the past 5 years, any others to look out for?
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>>38003809
AH, BROTHER
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>>38003809
women like to use exclamation points for some reason.
like "I do that too!"
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>>38003809
lol
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Holy shit this is so hot not gonna lie.
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>>38003348
I need a name for the milf on the top holy fuck
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>>38003348
>open my eyes
>know I'm in Valhalla
> know I died honorably on battle
>know I left a family of 7 behind
>know uncle Erling will take good care of them now
> open my mouth
>feast on the gifts of the Meili
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>>38003348
What board do you originaly think you're on?
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>"Anon, please come back to bed. You know I can't sleep well unless I have my cute little spoon wrapped safely in my arms."
What do you do?
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>>38003061
First you need to lose some weight, bitch. I can't stand smelly fat beasts like you, okey
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>>38003637
>smelly fat beasts
That sounds more like a fetishy complement more than an insult.
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>>38003061
Titfuck him, to be honest.
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So, how does /r9k/ feel about femboys who have large genitals specifically?
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>>38002271
>femboys
That is clearly a man in drag. Also it's gay.
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>>38002271
i feel like a good 8 on the Mohs scale
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I don't really like it. I prefer dickgirls to have smaller, cute penises
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>Welcome to Japan, anon.
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I don't want to go to a whore country
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well they do look pretty cute :3
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they are very cute, I would patronize their maid cafe
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I can't think of anything to say that's original, in other words the robot can go fuck itself edition
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN ORDER TO FIND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT SINCE YOUR LAST SIGNING ON DATE?
FUCK ALL. I SAT AROUND MY HOUSE WANKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1les61ahgK0
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Just here to check who got sexts
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Hello english people. I plan trip england. Where I visit best?
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I spent all this time making my chart and since the other thread is dead I ain't letting it go to waste. Post yours and rate others.
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>>38000114
Template for you anons that want to make one.
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>>38000114
Your taste in girls is creepy and beaches suck (I live near one). Everything else is good taste.
Pic related is mine.
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>>38000202
Yeah but that's your shitty UK beaches not our premium American beaches in Southern California.
Yellow Magic Orchestra, The inbetweeners, Gumball and food is good taste.
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Can we get an "autistic things you do" thread going? I'll share my autism if the thread picks up speed.
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bumping for oregano recipes
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>afraid a massive corporation will sell anything i copy so i always copy garbage after copy pasting something
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>>37999971
i'm a 30 year old neet who lives with his parents.
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I just stumbled across this YouTube channel about a guy interviewing severely disabled kids... i dont know what to say..
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4E98HDsPXrf5kTKIgrSmtQ
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Why is the world so cruel?
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>>37999661
Hard to watch.
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>>37999661
feels bad lads
The NEET side is painfully accurate, down to every last detail.
The only work I could bear doing is from home. So what are some certifications I could get that would allow me to work from home? They don't even have to pay too well, 12 bucks an hour would be fine by me. As long as I can work from home.
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>>37999501
How old are you? Do you have any education or jobexperience?
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>>38000385
21
Nothing more than a high school degree.
No job experience.
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Bumporiginal comment to get past this useles filter
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Who /tranny/ here?
Is there a more robot lifestyle? I think not.
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what the literal fuck is that image supposed to mean
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>>37999447
>i bet we will have le flying car in 2017
>ops pic
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>>37999423
>Who /tranny/ here?
>Is there a more robot lifestyle? I think not.
>Gets dicked by and attention whenever they want
I think not.
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>you will never fuck a woman this good looking
Life is pain
Normans please stay out of this thread
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>>37998352
The one on the left looks like she has crazy eyes and the one on the right looks submissive not in the good way.
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They look pretty boring
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>>37998397
Post one you find atttractivr friend
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Ok, so every summer my town gets a fucking huge influx of Koreans and Jamaicans that come here to work. They just work stupid retail jobs.
I go grocery shopping every night, after I walk my dog around the village for a while. Always use self checkout because fuck talking to people.
>last week at self check out
>look up for a second
>see super qt Korean girl (looks almost identical to pic related but smaller boobies) looking at me smiling
>smile back, she blushes
>decide ok, I'll go through her lone tomorrow
>next day
>go through her line her eyes light up and she gets all smiley and highly
>make small talk until someone else comes to line
>continue this until 2 days ago
>she was putting stuff away and looked sad when I didn't say hi to her
>yesterday putting stuff away again so I go towards self checkout
>She rushes over as I'm about to start scanning my stuff
>I'm open over here!
I've been testing this for a week. She's definitely interested. I'm a good looking guy, but so fucking aspie. Spaghetti everywhere every time I talk to a girl. I want to ask her out.
HOW DO I NOT FUCK THIS UP?!
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Just ask if she wants to PARTY ROCK IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT?
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>>37997482
Don't scare her away by sperging out, move slowly, but not too slowly. Maybe ask her to go to a bar once her shift is over?
I don't know. No one on this board knows. Ask somewhere else friend.
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Just ask her out or for her phone number. From what you said it doesn't seem like you could fuck it up.
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When monsters like this truly believe they deserve Chad, what chance does the common man, let alone the robot, even have?
Women hate general thread.
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too be fair there's men like this, too. guys honestly believe "personality" is all they need to score an 8/10 despite weighing 350lbs
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>>37997467
I have never met a man like that. I have met men who would rather be alone than date a severely obese girl, but never met one who thought they deserved a hottie.
No, this is female hypergamy pure and simple. She somehow fucked a really drunk/high Chad one night and now she is an alpha widow.
This is virtually all women.
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Starting to see this around the campus. Makes me wish I was dead.
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>height/weight
>favorite food
>habits that are keeping you at your current weight
>moment you decided to give up
Original stories about being a fatty are encouraged. No skelebros allowed
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>>37997105
>height/weight
5'10" 283 lbs.
>favorite food
Anything with cheese. Quesadillas, grilled cheese sandwiches, nachos
>habits that are keeping you at your current weight
Social isolation
>moment you decided to give up
Right after HS. I was thin when I graduated, but suffered a leg injury that kept me immobile for the better part of six months. I ate like a horse and gained about 40 lbs. I hated myself at that point and just kept on eating
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>height/weight
around 180cm/93kg
>favorite food
Chicken lasagna
>habits that are keeping you at your current weight
Laziness and beer.
>moment you decided to give up
Haven't given up, stop assuming things. I'm losing weight at a fairly slow pace, but atleast its going down. I could probably lose weight faster if I drank less beer, but fuck that
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>>37997307
>I'm losing weight at a fairly slow pace
Good for you man, what changes have you made?
>Laziness and beer.
Beer is definitely a crutch for me as well. Not only does beer have an insane amount of calories, it makes me hungry as well