>tfw your dad took your virginity
>>36172697
Sorry to hear that, bro
origomo
Congrats! Most girls seem to be into that.
>>36172697
please....I know it may hurt but please no girls ever greentext this, they just allude to it. I want to hear it for once
*blocks your path*
>"what do you mean you dont believe in representative democracy anon?? Fucking bootlicking fascist!!"
>>36172629
"Ok?"
And walk away.
Representative democracy is a half baked fantasy. It has never existed
The only reason I'm not a fascist is because they are a bunch of conformist sissies.
Fascism is like if all the undesribales of society got together to make their own normie-clone world where they would finally be accepted.
I-is Lainchan kill?
>>36172608
tfw no lainchan gf
>>36172608
I used to browse and post on Lainchan regularly. Not a lot of people still go there anynore but it was a really great place.
>>36172718
but i can't access it currently. am i alone on this
>see discord threads
>report discord threads
>they get deleted
>no discord threads
post autism you experience
>My whole life is experience of high quality raw autism...
>Never had a woman
>Scared of people
>My best friend is my thumb that i cut off an fryed in sunflover oil
>>36172604
that hip/waist ratio
>>36172740
Yeah. She's very nice looking.
>>36172604
Anymore of her OP? SAuce?
I need help guys I really want to get a body pillow like pic related, but I'm broke and living with my parents. How can I convince them to buy me it?
Say you need to hug something while sleeping
>>36172493
Holy shit anon save up the 15 bucks or so, its not that hard.
>but I'm broke and living with my parents
solution: move out and get a job
Are you bots ready for the draft?
You can't make me. Good luck
>>36172380
> Live in Iceland
Whats going on down there?
They aren't going to send handicapped sick people.
>I'm miss world.... somebody kill me
>>36172371
Has anyone ever called the number in this pic?
Wojak's number
I want to but too scared
>>36172371
there is only one good thing in that picture
When I was 16 I failed like 3 classes. Instead of hiring me a tutor. My parents tried to marry me off to older men. Now that I'm 22 I have a thing for daddy and my parents hate the fact that i'm into older men.
>tfw phimosis
>shaft skin is tight as well
even if i was to magically get some chick in bed. i think she would be revolted by the disgusting looking dick i have.
Makes wanking a bit hard lads.
>>36172158
Get hard and post a pic
>>36172220
but that's gay lad
>>36172293
It's never gay when you're among friends
TFW people hate you for being a successful white male
>>36172112
dont worry, its more of a i hate you cuz i aint you sort of thing. use it to your benefit and find yourself a nice stacy
>>36172112
Everyone hates everyone for what they are. White are especially hateful of everyone who isn't White... even other Whites.
>>36172112
Find a nice beta female who will love you!
Aqua is laughing at you. What are you gonna do about it?
Suck her dick
This would be not original
>>36172094
Accept it like the cuck I am
>>36172094
Leave the building.
>that one kid who fucked around with random shit/math on the calculator in class out of boredomaka me
>not playing rpgs on the ti
Ticalc dot org
Such a based website
I used to write programs on that calculator
It would ask for your name and then call you a cunt by name. Then I would hand it to someone and let them enter their name
>>36171980
>starting a that kid thread with the worst part of that kid threads
No, fuck you. I'm denying your thread.
What you smoking bots? Got some Ultra Purple and Mango Kush over here.
Maui wowie I know it's a meme strain
drugs are for degenerates
allaah
I hope that autistic robot who sperged out about hating Jontron because he is fat shows up in this thread.
>tfw AWOL from basic training
>>36171906
We will find you, faggot.
>>36171925
come and get me faggots
>>36171906
How do you even do that?
You're so screwed . . . for the rest of your life.
>Want to play D&D
>Realize I have no friends
>Am sad
Sometimes they have D&D running at some game/ hobby stores at night for anyone who wants to join.
>>36171897
have you tried sites like roll20? You might need ten applications to get some shitty group but it`s something.
>>36171976
That shit is always so bad though. It's weird if you're a social retard like myself, and then all the groups I've been in at game stores were always cringey fucking fedoras who talk about anime and act like complete fucking scum and make me just want to kill myself. I was in one group where I didn't say a word the entire goddamn game and everyone else were just talking about hentai and yaoi, and "how bad 4chan was" and it made me feel like I was in middle school.
what was the cheapest, shittiest, most retarded high you ever had?
Computer duster.
Whippets
salvia divinorum
well not cheap, actually overpriced bunk